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 Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:14 pm
...Every second male customer comes into work and is fondaling the chocolate bars erotically.
I swear, I need to stop reading Yaoi Mangas at work. It seems to send my head insane. Do you have any real life slashy moments when you know you've gotta start cuting down on your addiction a bit?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:26 pm
oh yes...liek when your ging to your next class and accidentally bump into another guy, theres that moment when either they look up or you do and your eyes meet....
yeah i need to put FAKE down or awhile
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:49 pm
Vincent Darkholme oh yes...liek when your ging to your next class and accidentally bump into another guy, theres that moment when either they look up or you do and your eyes meet.... yeah i need to put FAKE down or awhile But FAKE's such a good manga... Anyway... You know you're adicted You know you too into Slash when you start pairing up your school friends in you mind wheather they're gay or not. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:46 am
wendy_moon But FAKE's such a good manga... Anyway... You know you're adicted You know you too into Slash when you start pairing up your school friends in you mind wheather they're gay or not. ^_^ Oh yeah... I do that, but I get into trouble, because I make comments about it out loud. Too be fair, most of my male friends are very into physical displays of affection considering they're supposedly straight. Two of them got off (er... don't know if Americans use that term - basically French-kissing) when they were drunk once, and I swear I saw my best friend dirty dancing with one of the other blokes when we were out one night. That might have been the drink making my eyes swim though. Making lists of homoerotic behaviour amongst your friends might also be considered to show you're too into slash... *hopes and prays none of her friends see this post*
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:34 pm
When everything can be made slashy. From cute little kids (preslash ahoy!) to every tv show and movie. And when you can't help but wonder what was up between that well publisized kiss between Jude Law and his best friend even though at the time Jude was madly in love with Sadie Frost and Jonny was married (or recently divorced but still friends with benifits) to freakin' Angelina Jolie.  See.... heart sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:57 pm
Sujhaile wendy_moon But FAKE's such a good manga... Anyway... You know you're adicted You know you too into Slash when you start pairing up your school friends in you mind wheather they're gay or not. ^_^ Oh yeah... I do that, but I get into trouble, because I make comments about it out loud. Too be fair, most of my male friends are very into physical displays of affection considering they're supposedly straight. Two of them got off (er... don't know if Americans use that term - basically French-kissing) when they were drunk once, and I swear I saw my best friend dirty dancing with one of the other blokes when we were out one night. That might have been the drink making my eyes swim though. Making lists of homoerotic behaviour amongst your friends might also be considered to show you're too into slash... *hopes and prays none of her friends see this post* I'd make some coments out loud if most of my friends weren't Christians who don't really like gay people, but they wouldn't interfear if they meet a gay couple... if you get what I mean. And your friends sound cool when their drunk. ^_^ I'd have a ball meeting them.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:41 pm
... When your reading bible stories and all you see is slash sweatdrop
Damn it all, I'm reading a book called 'the god stories' which is a collection of the bible stories so I can read it ^_^ I've tried reading my bible a couple of times, but I usually don't make it past the first page. Anyway, I'm going through it, thinking non Slashy thoughts, and then there's this 'and he embraced Jacob (though some say that his hand searched for hidden silks wrapped around his body, and that his tongue as he kissed him slipped between his lips and felt for diamonds carried in his mouth'
I died!
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:59 pm
wicked_lady ... When your reading bible stories and all you see is slash sweatdrop Damn it all, I'm reading a book called 'the god stories' which is a collection of the bible stories so I can read it ^_^ I've tried reading my bible a couple of times, but I usually don't make it past the first page. Anyway, I'm going through it, thinking non Slashy thoughts, and then there's this 'and he embraced Jacob (though some say that his hand searched for hidden silks wrapped around his body, and that his tongue as he kissed him slipped between his lips and felt for diamonds carried in his mouth' I died! Now that's a bible I want to read. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:59 pm
You know you're to into Slash when you're sitting in the cinema and start yelling out. "Damn it! KISS HIM!!! You know you want to!!! You stupid character."
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:18 am
.....When you are watching something and you have an urge to shout and have done on sevrly occasions 'go out all ready' or 'KISS!! already', like when watching I was watching Shaman king Ren said 'leave Yoh' I nearly shouted 'yeh that’s right screw the rest and save your love' sweatdrop Or sitting in the middle of class and you start writing a slash scene, Try explaining that to the teacher sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:45 am
When you are watching sporting events and all you can see is slash...
This one is fairly easy. Currently, I can't watch much of the Olympics (swimming,gymnastics, and soccer/futbol especially) without going, "Awwww...I know you just want to lean over and give him a satisfying smooch but the cameras! the cameras are hindering you!"
On an unrelated note, I even saw innocent slashiness in "Finding Nemo" and I knew at this point, my brain is completely and happily entrenched in slash.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:38 am
I just had to add this one:
Last night, we went to my friend's house and watched Starsky and Hutch (which by the way has SO MUCH homoerotic subtext!) and two of my male friends were snuggling under a blanket. Not just any blanket, but a rainbow blanket!
So, I am far too into slash because I was dividing my attention between going 'aw' over the Starsky/Hutch thing that was going on onscreen and going 'bless' over the completely unintentional married-couple-ness of my two friends.
I have a horrible feeling the whole thing just happened in my head gonk .
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:18 am
When your teacher asks you what it is your reading in her lesson, and it's slash redface That was soooo embarrasing.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:46 am
Draupnir2005 When your teacher asks you what it is your reading in her lesson, and it's slash redface That was soooo embarrasing. Nahhhh... when your science teacher throws your book across the room.... that's when you worry. I think she must have been having a bad day cause she was one of my fav teachers at the time. When you watch the Lion King and get Slash from it...... (what was I thinking???)
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:41 am
wicked_lady When you watch the Lion King and get Slash from it...... (what was I thinking???) No, trust me, I thought that too. Disney is all up in the slash, I'm telling you. I wrote an Eeyore/Tigger story like three years ago. redface So I work at Toys R Us. And a few weeks ago I was straightening the board games and I happened to glance up at a game really quick before looking back down. And I was like eek Because I thought the game was called "Who Needs Head?" And I instantly think of Snape from Harry Potter. But, really? The game is actually called "What's in Ned's Head?" sweatdrop
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