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Brian_The_Elementalist

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:28 am


So what percent of the day does your mind spend in the gutter Rusty? Just curious is all. Lord knows I'm probably not much better. I just don't flaunt it. <_<
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:09 am


Fyerluna
I should bring Luna back for this. It would be kind of nice to have someone on the DHE side to make things difficult.

Edit: ^ will she be eating cookies? whee Or will she be eating the apple I keep thinking is there?

I've got plans for Alston that Luna would really, really like. But that's not for about maybe two or three events from now.

You know you love it, Brian. xd

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:22 am



My mind is in the gutter about, 95% the other 5% of the time it's thinking about how much Freud sucks.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:07 pm


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Fyerluna
I should bring Luna back for this. It would be kind of nice to have someone on the DHE side to make things difficult.

Edit: ^ will she be eating cookies? whee Or will she be eating the apple I keep thinking is there?

I've got plans for Alston that Luna would really, really like. But that's not for about maybe two or three events from now.

You know you love it, Brian. xd


Hooray! 4laugh

My mind is always in the gutter. There's a statue in my honour down there.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:23 pm


So I guess we all have our minds in the gutter quite a bit. I can't help but find that somewhat depressing. Are we really controlled by our baser urges that much? D=

And yes I'm included myself in that. I might not express my guttery thoughts very much but lord knows I have them.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:13 am


Maltir c**k, kendari tits, froam a**, gnolata thighs and lenaar p***y. |:

Erm...don't know why I thought of the c**k first.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:04 am


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Maltir c**k, kendari tits, froam a**, gnolata thighs and lenaar p***y. |:

Erm...don't know why I thought of the c**k first.


Freud, that's why.
Also, that would be one funny looking creature to try to sleep with.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:36 am


A human can sleep with a maltir, it's just better to try and find an alternative way to pleasure each other, since maltir females have small eh...lady parts. I have a picture of it somewhere.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:19 am


Well Maltir men don't have issues sleeping with other humanoid species. The females get the shaft here.

The event is almost ready. Just gotta figure out some special dice abilities for those who use technology and those who use magic. Here's how I got it.

Tech: ???
Magic: ???
Unique (for those who don't fit with magic or tech): Basically your normal double roll
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:37 am


Heh heh. Females get the shaft. Good one, bro! -High fives- That was legit, yo. -Shot-

One should be more frequent numbers but with less damage and the other could be rarer rolls but higher damage.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:56 am


Heheheheh! *double high five*

So I think the tech will be more frequent. 35 being added to the base roll if the special does happen and 50 with a rare number. With magic, one is a group heal and another would be an attack.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:04 am


So would the 35 bonus be permanent and if one was really lucky would it stack?

That would be hilarious to see someone roll the special number needed to activated it like 3 times in a row. That would be a 105 bonus to their base roll. xD 150 if they get that 50 bonus roll.

I still want to try that five dice but only 100 HP thing just to see how it works out...

Brian_The_Elementalist

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:24 am


The 35 bonus for tech would just happen for that one instance until it happens again.

You could roll 5 100-sided dice now. I doubt anyone would play with you having that huge an advantage. rofl
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:28 am


Come on!
Lets go duel in your arena thread in the dome!
No stakes or anything I just want to see how unbalanced it would be in an actual fight.

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Incorrigible King Rusty rolled 5 100-sided dice: 40, 58, 66, 33, 10 Total: 207 (5-500)

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:02 am


Too unbalanced. See? rofl
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