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 Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:55 am
Demeter: When you're in the garden, it'll be so fertile that the trees will gain sentience and try to kill you.
Aphrodite, Can you make it that I appear more feminine?
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:12 pm
Aphrodite: You will appear so feminine that you'll start a war, literally.
Hey Eris, can I have some of your apples to bake in a pie?
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:39 am
Eris: Cause World War III and I'll give you those Apples.
May I have a pet deer, Artemis?
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:24 pm
Artemis: Yes. But it goes all bloodthirsty at full moon and eats you.
Hekate, will you grant me some magical powers?
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:01 pm
Hekate: Of course I'll grant you magical powers! Your hair will go snakey and I'll require a blood sacrifice every new moon.
Oh Great Titan Hyperion, will you light my way in the dark?
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:48 am
Hyperion: You'll glow in the dark, and because you glow so brightly, people will be blinded by your glow.
Please grant me the power of transformation, Zeus?
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:25 pm
Zeus: Can do; would you prefer to turn into a goose or cow?
Hey Hera, can you give me a potion that insures fidelity?
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:33 am
Hera: You will mistakenly drink it and become Faithfully enamoured of/to an a**. (Donkey)
Apollo, can you teach me to play the Lyre?
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:01 am
Apollo: Sure, but your lyre will be perpetually out of tune.
Persephone, am I allowed to write a book about you?
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:43 am
Persephone: Is it magically sparkly and awesome like Twilight? If not, I'll come after you with DOOM.
((I so Hate Twilight.))
Can I borrow your Quadriga, Ares?
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:52 pm
Ares: You sure can! Have fun being bosom buddies with my attendants!
Oh Greatest Of The Goddesses Hestia, can I take your chair at Olympus tending the hearth?
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:58 pm
Hestia: Sure, hope you like being the one that forced it into starvation!
umm... i have no idea
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:31 am
Athena: I shall override your mind with so many ideas you will permanantly lose your memories.
Please can I be taught some magical powers, Hekate?
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:41 pm
Hekate: Sure I'll give you magic powers, now would you like those with a warty nose or your daily blood sacrifice. Wait, I know! How about both?
So Ares... can you give me power over war?
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:48 pm
Ares: Sure. Have fun with all of the screams ever sounded on a battlefield ringing in your ears at night?
Demeter, am I allowed to write a book about you?
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