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 Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:18 pm
355. I am not allowed to talk much slower than the doctor to "balance him out" either as this will just annoy everyone.
356. I must not use the TARDIS to grab Gareth David-lloyd, John Barrowman and Andrew Lloyd Webber and demand ALW make a TARDIS musical.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:04 pm
357. i must not know something the doctor doesn't
358. i must not try to drive the TARDIS
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:28 pm
359. I must not say 'Allons-y!' before the Doctor has a chance to. The same goes for any of his other catchphrases.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:33 pm
Anna Mnemi 359. I must not say 'Allons-y!' before the Doctor has a chance to. The same goes for any of his other catchphrases. 360) I must not try to invent new catchphrases for the Doctor, nor should I try to convince him that I was saying his catchphrases before he was.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:14 am
361. I must not say 'yes' when people ask if me and the Doctor are married. This is just wishful thinking.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:19 am
362. Becoming the companion best known for glomping the Doctor for no particular reason is not a prestigious award.
363. I must not hook my iPod into the TARDIS controls (I'm sure this must have been said before :/ )
264. I must not secretively play the TARDIS-noise from my phone just to confuse him.
265. Just because I have the Doctor Who soundtrack doesn't mean I have to play the Doctor's Theme every time he enters a room. I also don't have to compose my own theme to play at the same time so that they clash loudly and annoyingly.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:10 am
ogs-chan 264. I must not secretively play the TARDIS-noise from my phone just to confuse him. 266. And I really, really mustn't play my Dalek sound clip around him just to make him jump.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:34 pm
Anna Mnemi ogs-chan 264. I must not secretively play the TARDIS-noise from my phone just to confuse him. 266. And I really, really mustn't play my Dalek sound clip around him just to make him jump. 267. I will not play recordings of earlier doctors speaking just to make the current doctor jump thinking that one of his previous selves has collided with the current doctor in the timestream
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:41 am
hazuki sliver Anna Mnemi ogs-chan 264. I must not secretively play the TARDIS-noise from my phone just to confuse him. 266. And I really, really mustn't play my Dalek sound clip around him just to make him jump. 267. I will not play recordings of earlier doctors speaking just to make the current doctor jump thinking that one of his previous selves has collided with the current doctor in the timestream 268. Nor will I dress up as one of his previous incarnations and wander around the TARDIS in such a way that he only sees me in the distance. Because that will both worry him and annoy the hell out of him.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:49 pm
It's been ages since i've seen this post. Here are more:
269. I will not attempt to poison him with cyanide or similar substances so that, when he needs a shock, I can kiss him. (The Unicorn and the Wasp)
270. I will not ask to see the dinosaurs dying out. This will most likely upset the Doctor.
271. I will not dress up like Jenny (his daughter) to give the Doctor a shock.
272. I will not raid the chests under the floor in the console room and rearrange everything in them so that they are not in alphabetical order.
273. I will not ask the Doctor if War of the Worlds by HG Wells was real, like the 'year that never was'.
274. I will not ask the Doctor to name every time he has ever influenced history on Earth. I will be listening for a long, long time.
275. I will not hijack a large spaceship to make the TARDIS seem insignificant.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:00 pm
276. Nor will I try and engineer a situation in which the TARDIS latches on to said large space ship, as it's supposed to do sometimes, just to see if I can get it to work.
277. I must not claim to have previously traveled with one of his previous or future incarnations.
278. Especially not if I then accuse him of 'forgetting all about me! After all we went through together!' (If I said I was with a previous incarnation, of course).
279. Nor must I claim, if I said I was with a future incarnation, that Gallifrey will be restored, and peopled with much more sympathetic Time Lords who won't put him on trial or appoint him as president or wear silly hats all the time for no apparent reason.
280. And I really mustn't claim to have been his girl/boyfriend.
281. Nor must I say that traveling with him is 'slumming it'. All the Doctors are equally awesome.
282. I must not go to great lengths to be 'more pretentious than a Time Lord'.
283. And I mustn't produce a cardboard box that I have painted black and announce that it is 'the Foot of Omega'.
283. This still applies if I substitute another body part instead of 'foot'.
284. And I must remember that Omega, as a Time Lord, DEFINITELY didn't make sex toys (but if he did, they would be the best sex toys in the world...)
285. I must not release gas into the TARDIS just to get the Doctor to reference previous episodes.
286. Nor must I go to equally extreme lengths to get him to refer to any other episodes.
287. I must not pretend that I think he is one of his previous incarnations, and talk about him as if he's currently an old man/wearing a ridiculously long scarf/wearing cricket whites/wearing a rainbow coloured coat/Scottish/having big ears.
288. And about that rainbow coat - it doesn't mean anything about his sexuality, and I must imply that it is so.
289. Nor is that scarf 'compensating for something'.
290. And also about the scarf - I must not cut it up 'to make it a better length'. It will just unravel, and, as he does that himself later, this will screw up time a little.
291. The Doctor does not like celery 'that way'. That would just be weird.
292. I must not eat jelly babies around him all the time but never give him any.
293. I must not paint flowers on the walls of the console room.
294. Nor must I tie cables in knots just to annoy him next time he tries to do some maintenance work.
295. I must not claim that I already know the answers to any questions we come across, but refuse to tell him because I 'want him to work it out for himself'.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:42 pm
(( 296. I must not fix the chameleon circuit for him, because losing the TARDIS would be an enormous bummer.
297. I will not attach Donna to the chameleon arch and declare that I have created the Doctor a 'mate', because Donna would slaughter me, and the Doctor would not be amused.
298. I will not tattoo all of the Doctor's personal information onto the back of his hand 'in case he loses his memory again'.
299. I will not continuously replace the Sonic Screwdriver with toy ones when the Doctor isn't looking. (Though I might do it once.)
300. I must not invite all of my friends into the TARDIS to watch the Indy 500 before it happens.))
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:18 pm
301. I must not unleash hordes of cats into the TARDIS for my amusement
302. I must not pick up strange alien animals or plants on every planet we go to
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:41 am
you must not yell "EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR, EXTERMINATE" while next to the doctor
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:19 pm
304. I must not divert all the power in the TARDIS to make myself a cup of tea.
305. I must not wear incredibly low-cut tops in an attempt to upstage the Doctor.
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