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 Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:35 pm
I say "bullshit" to that. Unless you can somehow prove in a court of law that foxes are not only capable of understanding English but also that they're capable of eating themselves. You have no motive. You have no witnesses. & you'd never have a lawyer that would take that case.
You sold a gun to my friend!
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:04 pm
Well, why would I be one to sell a gun if I never had one! Ha! XD
You sold my CDs on Ebay!
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:02 pm
But you bought all your songs on Itunes again, so I just sold the CD's to get you your money back!
You robbed the cradle! (There are 2 interpretations of this... wink )
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:25 pm
But I introduced the baby girl in the cradle to a cute baby boy in his crib so they're both happy.
I accuse the next person of trying to make everyone unhappy.
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:29 pm
What? Is breathing a crime!?
YOU STOLE MY COOKIES! I KILL YOU IF YOU CAN'T PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:15 am
I didn't know where the cookie jar was, so why would I steal them?
You choked my friend to death!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:23 am
Your friend was choking on a jawbreaker and I forgot how to do the Heimlich Maneuver properly... sorry.
You made me fall in love with you and then you broke my heart! crying
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:14 am
That's not my fault you got so drunk you thought I was hot!
You made me watch old movies with no subtitles!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:41 pm
But those movies were in English and had sound! You didn't need subtitles.
You stole candy from a baby!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:30 pm
Babies don't eat candy anyway.
Why did you rob me of all my clothes?
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:39 pm
You needed new ones, so I got you some!
You ate the last melon!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:40 pm
It...looked...tasty....
WHY DID YOU KEY MY CAR?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:00 pm
I didn't key your car. I don't have any keys.
You shot my dog with a knife.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:51 pm
No, I knifed your dog with a gun.
You killed that crazy old cat lady!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:30 am
She started to get on my nerves. *evil laugh*
You forgot to put your clothes in the laundry!
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