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 Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:37 am
Percy: Screw the Ministry of Magic, I'm having drunk sex with Dumbledore
((hehehe xp ))
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:34 pm
Draco: Dobby is the hottest thing since a three way with Snape and Voldemort
(Wow i can't believe I made him say that)
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NarutoUzumaki sexynojutsu
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:35 pm
Lily Potter: Oh Harry's real dad is actually Lucius Malfoy.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:41 pm
Snape: Who took my make up? I need that to look fabulicious!
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NarutoUzumaki sexynojutsu
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:46 pm
Voldemort: Now that I have killed Harry Potter, lets manufacture a garden in his memory and dance around the posies as we kill them with Avada Kedavra!
Draco: Join the Death Eaters, we have free cupcakes and a DAA(Dark Arts Anonamous) Group that meets every thursday at 4pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:01 am
Dobby: I hate you, Harry Potter! To think that I ever thought of being subservient to you! You can't even speak properly! Learn grammar, you stupid ugly boy!
Harry: But Dobby, Harry Potter loves you sir! Whys are yous doing dis to hims?
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:43 pm
Hermione: I love you Draco.
Draco: I love you Dobby
Dobby: I love you Grawp
Grawp: I am sorry to announce that i am going on travels and we will not be able to see each other, ever again. Goodbye.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:54 pm
Harry: I wish Pancy would agree to go out with me...
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:20 pm
Draco: Hermione is really hot, now all I need to think of now is how to get her in bed........
xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:53 pm
Voldemort: "It's like the movie 'She's all that"
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:02 pm
Hagrid: B....Bu....But why do I have to attend to the animals. Why can't Umbridge do it?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:36 pm
Harry (to Draco and Ron): Me. You two. Bed. Now.
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WickedRentSpringAwakening
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:09 pm
Jack: Where to, Miss?
Snape (to Hagrid): I like my men hairy.
Rose: To the stars.
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:53 pm
Snape: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC. (sung drunkingly)
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:14 am
Voldemort: I had an opportunity to kill Harry Potter today...but I went to the park and wrote a poem instead
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