ATTENTION MANIACS! BREAKING NEWS!
I have proof that Dream Theater is awesome (aside from just the sound of their music).
I was driving my friend home today in heavy rain and hail. I was bored, so I turned on Metropolis Pt. 2.
Immediately afterwards...well, his Facebook status can say the rest:
Mark
Holy s**t. This can't happen. Not even on drugs. I hitched ride home with Tyler Ruttan, and within ten seconds of turning on the metal music [Dream Theater], the sun came out and it stopped hailing. Not only that, I got home 20 minutes early, and on the way we saw a massive rainbow on the horizon on the way to my house. We followed it. And then proceeded to catch it. Dude.
That rainbow was ******** huge. And at the end was a little leprechaun with a pot of gold. I kicked it's a** and stole the gold. Then me and Mark spent it all on more metal music, video games, Jägermeister, and hookers.
There you have it. If you don't believe this is the result of DT's astounding amount of musical talent, go ******** yourself. No other music I've played while it was raining has ever made this happen.
Dream Theater kicks a**.
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