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 Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:59 am
Sex with me is like firetrap, you don't know it's a trap until you're on fire.
Puppy!
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:38 pm
Sex with me is like a puppy. Warm and new.
Autocorrect.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:55 pm
Sex with me is like autocorrect. You press the wrong buttons but I correct them for you.
snuggle
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:31 pm
Sex with me is like Snuggle, you have to take off the clothes to make it work
Belguim waffles
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:51 pm
Sex with me is like Belgian waffles. It's the best part of the morning.
Skin
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:53 pm
Sex with me is like skin, it's all about multiple points of contact
oreos
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:05 pm
Hey! I’m talking! cat_scream
sex with me is like Oreos: better with milk
cheez-its
Ok, I’m done. Go back to your babble
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:50 pm
Sex with me is like cheez-itz. Delicious and highly addictive. Don't have to much though.
Lion
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:24 pm
sex with me is like a lion, wild unless tied down emotion_awesome
Spongebob and Patrick
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:36 pm
Sex with me is like sponge bob and Patrick. Crazy underwater, but boring on land.
Vlad the impaler
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:54 am
sex with me is like Vlad the Impaler, some biting and poking here and there emotion_awesome
wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:34 pm
Sex with me is like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man. Wacky and will bring more people to your business.
A snub nosed revolver
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 4:32 pm
sex with me is like a snubnosed revolver. baby, it might be less than three inches, but that just makes it easy to handle and it doesn't keep me from firing off with a bang ;*
the union jack.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:51 pm
Sex with me is like the union jack. It represents a country with a stronger economy than America.
Iodine
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:31 am
Okay since no one really could come up with lodine for a year, I'mma start a new subject.
Sex with me is like a bunny, its cute at first but gets rough and hard in bed.
Word: icecream.
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