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 Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:11 am
Callysto's ears roared and her skin tingled. She felt rather than saw Nam reach her side, but didn't touch her. She wouldn't want him to get any of the nasty concoction on him anyway. She groaned, unable to move her mouth to form words. She hoped he would attract the Professor's attention for her.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:59 am
Ravenclaw, second year. ::Taking quill in hand, Sabrina sits down to begin her pop quiz...::
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
A bezoar is taken from the stomach of a goat. It is used often in poison antidotes, though it isn't always effective.
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
The Monkshood plant is also often referred to as Aconite, or more commonly, Wolfsbane.
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Polyjuice potion is a complicated mixture that allows a human drinker to assume the form of another person. It allows for changes in both age and gender, but it cannot accurately transform humans into animals, or half-breeds into humans.
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore is credited with discovering all twelve uses, although Ivor Dillonsby claims that eight of the original discoveries were his own, and that Albus used his notes.
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
The potioneer Damocles invented Wolfsbane potion sometime after the mid-1970s, although the exact date of creation is not known.
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the Wolfsbane potion?
According to Remus Lupin, simple sugar negates the effects of the potion. This is most unfortunate for those lycanthropes that take Wolfsbane potion, as it is said to have a rather disgusting taste.
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
The two main ingredients used in a shrinking solution are minced daisy roots, and peeled Shrivelfig. The recipe also calls for sliced caterpillars, one rat spleen, and a bit of leech juice.
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in Professor Akahana's Less-Than-Sparkling Holy s**t Water?
Two common ingredients for this potion are eight chopped cockroaches, and a heaping scoop of dragon dung. The potion also requires two eggs (with shells), a cup of garlic powder, two cups of black ink, and a cup of two week old ramen noodles.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Hair Growth solution calls most notably for three sprigs of peppermint, and a spoonful of chocolate. Other necessary ingredients include a dash of lemon juice, a pinch of beetle eyes, and two cups of water, boiled.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
When used correctly, the shrinking solution will turn a toad back into a tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor?
Well, I am quite fond of all of my Professors so far, though I will admit to having a soft spot for my Head of House, Professor Akahana.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:44 am
Goddess Callysto Callysto's ears roared and her skin tingled. She felt rather than saw Nam reach her side, but didn't touch her. She wouldn't want him to get any of the nasty concoction on him anyway. She groaned, unable to move her mouth to form words. She hoped he would attract the Professor's attention for her. *dashes over to Callysto and rams a bezoar down her throat. She then removes the slime and muck using magic.* Obviously, we have a closet twi-tard, for if you weren't, this *points at the hives forming on Callysto's skin, spelling all kinds of foul cursewords* wouldn't have happened.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:56 am
CloudedInsanity  Cloud pulled out her quill and a bit of parchment. She was slightly pale to the face. She rested her elbows on her desk and began answering the questions.
Pop Quiz
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
A bezoar can be found in the stomach of a goat.
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Monkshood also goes by the name "Aconite" and "Wolfsbane".
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Polyjuice potion allows the drinker to transform their appearance into another's, for up to one hour.
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore.
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles.
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar.
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
A peeled Shrivelfig, and a rat spleen.
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
Dragon Dung and week-old Ramen noodles.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
A spoonful of chocolate, and peppermint sprigs.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
The shrinking solution causes a toad to turn back into a tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor?
Professor Akahana, the almighty and powerful one.
Cloud felt a little shakey as she walked up to Professor Akahana's desk, and placed her quiz there among the others. She leaned over and lowered her voice considerably.
Professor? Can I have my potion for tonight...? Why, of course Cloud, you left it behind the other day! she says, masking the question so the other students don't get too curious. She passes a thermos identical to the ones that contained the s**t WATER over the desk to Cloud with a small wink. Don't go using that all at once, now!
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:33 pm
Cloud grinned, looking a little peaky, and took the thermos. She nodded.
Thank you very much, Professor...
She slipped the thermos inside her robes and went back to her desk to clean up her things.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:37 pm
Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!))
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:07 pm
Ayamae Akahana 90 points to Harmony (Bezoars aren't found in the stomach of sheep, and you skipped another question entirely) ((I know...now. )) ((I did most of it out of memory since you mentioned using Google, I did the opposite. emo ))
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:33 pm
Sparrow Puppy Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!)) ((Alright first of all Rvaenclaw is in the lead!So you shouldn't be saying anything!!! razz ))
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:11 pm
StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Sparrow Puppy Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!)) ((Alright first of all Rvaenclaw is in the lead!So you shouldn't be saying anything!!! razz )) ((I think we all need to stfu before someone ends up getting cut. -pulls out switchblade- smile And the only reason Ravenclaw or Gryffindor is winning is because some IDIOT NEW COMERS dont get sorted. So now we have no hufflepuffs and a crap load of others.)) align=left] Aludra Yvette...Aludra grinned, thrilled that she had recieved full marks on her test. But the bonus question was the hardest. Professor kaydot's classes were always fun because she secretly had the hots for him previously. And now that Kenneth was going to become 'Professor Reynolds', that was going to bring a whole new meaning to the term teacher/student relationship. "Well, that was a fun test. I'm glad to see nobody did poorly." ...6th Year Slytherin
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:43 am
StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Sparrow Puppy Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!)) ((Alright first of all Rvaenclaw is in the lead!So you shouldn't be saying anything!!! razz )) ((Agreed with Aludra...kind of. lol))
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:56 am
0-Azula-0 StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Sparrow Puppy Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!)) ((Alright first of all Rvaenclaw is in the lead!So you shouldn't be saying anything!!! razz )) ((I think we all need to stfu before someone ends up getting cut. -pulls out switchblade- smile And the only reason Ravenclaw or Gryffindor is winning is because some IDIOT NEW COMERS dont get sorted. So now we have no hufflepuffs and a crap load of others.)) align=left] Aludra Yvette...Aludra grinned, thrilled that she had recieved full marks on her test. But the bonus question was the hardest. Professor kaydot's classes were always fun because she secretly had the hots for him previously. And now that Kenneth was going to become 'Professor Reynolds', that was going to bring a whole new meaning to the term teacher/student relationship. "Well, that was a fun test. I'm glad to see nobody did poorly." ...6th Year Slytherin ((Kenneth vs Kaydot, a battle to the death. I want to see. Makes me so excited that I need to change my panties.))
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 am
Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Sparrow Puppy Ayamae Akahana ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!)) ((Alright first of all Rvaenclaw is in the lead!So you shouldn't be saying anything!!! razz )) ((I think we all need to stfu before someone ends up getting cut. -pulls out switchblade- smile And the only reason Ravenclaw or Gryffindor is winning is because some IDIOT NEW COMERS dont get sorted. So now we have no hufflepuffs and a crap load of others.)) align=left] Aludra Yvette...Aludra grinned, thrilled that she had recieved full marks on her test. But the bonus question was the hardest. Professor kaydot's classes were always fun because she secretly had the hots for him previously. And now that Kenneth was going to become 'Professor Reynolds', that was going to bring a whole new meaning to the term teacher/student relationship. "Well, that was a fun test. I'm glad to see nobody did poorly." ...6th Year Slytherin ((Kenneth vs Kaydot, a battle to the death. I want to see. Makes me so excited that I need to change my panties.)) Nothing is true….
((Well Kenneth and Professor Kaydot have dueled in the past, Professor Kaydot came out as the victor in that duel, I think I might have had Kenneth as a fifth year during that time. So there needs to be a rematch, this time your going DOWN Kaydot smile ))
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:39 am
 Looking embarrassed about being late to the class and the Quiz.
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
The Stomach of a Goat.
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Aconite and wolfsbane
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Allows a human drinker to assume the form of another person
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
Sliced caterpillars and One rat spleen
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
Dragon Dung and Chopped Cockroaches...
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
spoonful of chocolate and two cups of water.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
It should turn it into a tadpole
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor?
Professor Ayamae
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:15 am
Ayamae Akahana 0-Azula-0 StrawberryFlavoredBonbons Sparrow Puppy Ayamae Akahana ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.)) ((Hey Gryffindor was in the lead yesterday!!! for a little while....It is still anybody's cup!!)) ((Alright first of all Rvaenclaw is in the lead!So you shouldn't be saying anything!!! razz )) ((I think we all need to stfu before someone ends up getting cut. -pulls out switchblade- smile And the only reason Ravenclaw or Gryffindor is winning is because some IDIOT NEW COMERS dont get sorted. So now we have no hufflepuffs and a crap load of others.)) align=left] Aludra Yvette...Aludra grinned, thrilled that she had recieved full marks on her test. But the bonus question was the hardest. Professor kaydot's classes were always fun because she secretly had the hots for him previously. And now that Kenneth was going to become 'Professor Reynolds', that was going to bring a whole new meaning to the term teacher/student relationship. "Well, that was a fun test. I'm glad to see nobody did poorly." ...6th Year Slytherin ((Kenneth vs Kaydot, a battle to the death. I want to see. Makes me so excited that I need to change my panties.)) ((Its so exciting that just thinking about it I've had to change my panties... twice.))
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:25 pm
Ayamae Akahana Goddess Callysto Callysto's ears roared and her skin tingled. She felt rather than saw Nam reach her side, but didn't touch her. She wouldn't want him to get any of the nasty concoction on him anyway. She groaned, unable to move her mouth to form words. She hoped he would attract the Professor's attention for her. *dashes over to Callysto and rams a bezoar down her throat. She then removes the slime and muck using magic.* Obviously, we have a closet twi-tard, for if you weren't, this *points at the hives forming on Callysto's skin, spelling all kinds of foul cursewords* wouldn't have happened.
"Twi-wha?" No, no, no, no! She felt better as the professor let loose a slur of curses. But she had not even ever heard of this thing called a 'twi-tard'.
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