Dear People, Aliens, (Or whatever the hell you are) of the Universe!,
Haiiiii there, I am Crissy aka the awesomest person you will ever lay eyes on. Seriously if you look at me too long you eyes, my awesomeness will make your eyes blow up, thus creating some kind of glittery rainbow explosion. In other words, for your own safety...Puh-leeze, put on you protection goggles aka sunglasses before staring me in the eye. Thank you and have a crissylicious day!
Obviously I am not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I am fun to be around...and that should be good enough...right? Okay back to me. I bet your thinking...what is so special about this Crissy girl? The answer is simple...DUH EVERYTHING. For pete's sake...I HUGGED A RABI. Is that not the awesomest thing ever. I repeat. I Crissy, HUGGED A RABI. For all you people out there who are laughing at me because I just called myself "special"....YOU ARE SPECIAL TOO YOU, DIP-THONG. Don't be jealous. *wink* By the way, I am one of those epic people on the planet who create words, like awesometacular, hawtmazing shizzlepie...etc. A lot of people that I am really stupid for it and I just do crap like that for attention. But that is totally NOT true. I just like to spread my epicness with the world is that so wrong. Yes. I am talking to you *cough* you stupid *****es in the back of the bus who called me a wannabe. *cough*.
I am one of those people you either love or hate. There is NO in between. You either love me to pieces and my crazy optimistically kicka*** personality OR you you hate my guts and want to throw me down a bottomless well because you are too stuck up to say you were "jelly" of me. By the way that over there is a pic of me. It's a year old but it's still good. Haha, that's right
I';m an Alien. Woop, making a shout out to my gaia peeps Mellie, Kira, Sammy, Erin and Nassie Boy: LITTLE GREEN ALIEN GIRL 4EVER! L.G.A.G LOVES YOU <3. Sorry guys...inside joke. Okay so as you can see I am not the prettiest girl around town and I don't have any "MAN GROUPIES" who stalk me behind dumpsters or anything. (Or do I *le gasp* xD)..
ALSO: I hate and are afraid of CLOWNS (they scare the fudge out of me), Creepers, Horror Movies, Twilight, Gabe O. and the Pretty Boys and last boy not least GIRL SCOUTS. But I love: Unicorns, CUTE GUYS (Blondes perferably), Strawberry Milkshakes, Pointless Questions, Dancing badly in public to embarrass my friends and...SINGING INTO HAIR BRUSHES.
Byeeee for now love,
Crissy/Chris/Nicolette/Hugh Jass/ The dancing pinapple/ Princess Tatertot/Rose/ Abby Normal/ L..G.A.G!
Ps. I have a whole bucket list filled with things I should do before I die. Pm me if you wanna help or know whats on my listie <3