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 Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:45 pm
This is fun and I was bored so here are more...
I am no longer allowed to drag Neji to a convenience store and force him to tell me what's inside the wonder balls prior to purchase...(I hate their gum...uck)
I am no longer allowed to steal Rock Lee’s waits, just to watch him break through wooden floors when walking.
I am no longer allowed to make jokes about Hayate dying from decongestant overdosing.
I am no longer allowed to ask Shikamaru what the square root of pie is.
I am no longer allowed to offer Shino “Bug Off” for his pest problem.
I am no longer allowed to tell Hinata that Naruto hates female ninja’s but loves house wives.
I am no longer allowed to impersonate a psychiatrist and give Gaara advice.
I am no longer allowed to say “I like to pull your strings” to Kankurou
I am no longer allowed to encourage Gaara’s depressive behavior.
I am no longer allowed to give Gamabunta anonymous notes that state “Free Pie and Soda in Hokage’s office”
I am no longer allowed to call Kakashi a proctologist.
I am no longer allowed to tell people “Sweet Transvestite” is Haku’s theme song.
I am no longer allowed to give Iruka a guilt trip about my tragic childhood that is parallel to his to get free ramen.
I am no longer allowed to say Akamaru’s mother was a b***h.
I am no longer allowed to say “believe it” (due to copyright infringement)
I am no longer allowed to threaten Itachi with nail polish remover.
I am no longer allowed to tell Ino that it’s creepy for a girl to have the same haircut as her father.
I am no longer allowed to be study material for Jiraiya.
I am no longer allowed to sing “little ero-sennin hoppin’ through the village, spyin’ on the ladies and watchin’ em undress!”
I am no longer allowed to through poke’ balls at Kabuto.
I am no longer allowed to recite Shakespeare with Kimimaru’s skull.
I am no longer allowed to convince Konohamaru that rocks look more realistic when they are square.
I am no longer allowed to ask Kurenai for some of her outfit when I forget to bring paper to school.
I am no longer allowed to take Gai’s jacket and tell people that Rock Lee has finally hit puberty.
I am no longer allowed to borrow Anko’s trench coat without first asking if she has another one.
I am no longer allowed to tell Naruto that blondes make good ninja’s.
I am no longer allowed to make blond jokes around Tsunade.
I am no longer allowed to lend my book “Mind torture of the 1600’s” to Ibiki.
I am no longer allowed to send “How to Uke” pamphlets to Iruka’s house with Kakashi’s return address on it.
I am no longer allowed to tell people about Orochimaru’s giant snake, no matter how huge and impressive it is.
I am no longer allowed to demand proof that pink is in fact Sakura’s natural hair color.
I am no longer allowed to tell Sasuke that the next H.I.M. concert will be held at Orochimaru’s headquarters or that emo’s get in free.
I am no longer allowed to stuff matches in Asuma’s cigarettes.
I am no longer allowed to ask Temari to blow dry my hair at the public hot spring.
I am no longer allowed to convince people that Ten-Ten is not a main character.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:01 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:17 pm
I am no longer allowed to rummage through Iruka's stuff.
I am no longer allowed to rummage through Kakashi's stuff.
I am no longer allowed to spray pain the Hokage cravings on the mountain side.
I am no longer allowed to steal kakashi's icha icha paradise book.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:54 pm
@Undine_Zephyr
Wow, those are awesome! I haven't been able to think up any good ones in ages. Yours made me giggle whee
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:14 pm
No longer allowed to steal some of Kakashi's clothes
No longer allowed to steal Iruka's clothes
No longer allowed to covet said clothes
Sure, you do this once, and look what happends!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:31 pm
Kai Artemios @Undine_Zephyr
Wow, those are awesome! I haven't been able to think up any good ones in ages. Yours made me giggle whee Yay! Glad you like! I've trying to think up more...I'll post more up soon.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:18 am
Awesome ones! I haven't thought of any good ones in awhile! Except one I did myself, to a cosplayer.
No longer allowed to tell Jirayia "This is my territory! Go find your own place to perv! I'm the perv here!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:49 pm
heh heh! Glad people liked them, I've got some new ones!
No longer allowed to tell people that those who wear head protectors lower their IQ by 5% each day of ware.
No longer allowed to play the following games with the following people...
Trouble with Naruto
Operation with Tsunade
Monopoly with Orochimaru
20Q with Shikumaru
Spin the bottle with Jiraiya
I am no longer allowed to burn the antenna off of ants with my mangnafing glass while in the presents of Shino.
No longer allowed to tell people Itachi has an aging disorder which caused him to develope wrinkles at the age of 13.
No longer allowed to ask Konkurou if he has seen lain.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:17 am
Just thought of one (it might've been done before, but I'm not sure)
No longer allowed to loudly sing "Mr. Sandman" whenever Gaara is around mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:56 pm
Kai Artemios Just thought of one (it might've been done before, but I'm not sure)
No longer allowed to loudly sing "Mr. Sandman" whenever Gaara is around mrgreen Hah hah, funny. No longer allowed to call Gaara, Gaara of the Funk!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:03 am
NO longer allowe to sing 'Animal I've become' around anyone evil...they nealy killed me!
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:19 pm
I xcan't think of any right now sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:09 pm
No longer allowed to spread rumors that White Fang is actually the name of a part of Kakshi's anatomy...(Oh, that one was really dirty, but I had to say it. Sorry.)
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:48 pm
No longer allowed to switch the men's and woman's bathroom signs to aid Jiraiya in his research.
No longer allowed to make Choji mad just so I can tell him "Be nice or I wont give you the antidote..."
No longer allowed to ask Tsunade if she has back problems.
No longer allowed to badger Iruka about the unknown origin of his scar.
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