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 Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:29 pm
Yes, but you will be mobbed by the ladies.
Artemis, can you actually listen to my un-granted request from earlier?
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:19 pm
Artemis: Yes, but you become my immortal slave... I mean attendant....
Oh Mother Gaea, can you forge my a mighty scythe of bombasity?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 am
Yes, but I will cut you to pieces with it.
Athena, can I be your personal secretary and Librarian? And maybe your understudy?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 am
Athena: You may be my personal secretary. (This'll so peeve the other gods.) but Apollo will get jealous and steal you to be his 'attendant'.
Can I paint a family portrait for you all at Olympus, Zeus?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 am
Zeus: Yes, you can, but if I find even one mistake, I'll use you as my new lightning bolt container twisted
Oh Nike, will you grant victory to me in glorious battle?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:52 am
Nike: Yes, It'll be a glorious battle of wits with Athena, who having lost will turn you into a frog.
Please can you transform my friend Tom into a Centaur, great Poseidon?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:20 pm
Poseidon: Fine, but when I try to, you turn into a centaur instead, and you stay like that forever.
My request: Athena, please make schoolwork easy and impossible to get below an A on.
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:23 am
Athena: Fine, but you shall get accused of cheating on everything and be kicked out of education.
Can I be a messenger for you, Hermes?
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:35 am
Hermes: yes! But first, I need a mani-pedi and some deviled eggs.
Hades, can I have my cat's soul back?
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:58 am
Hades: You may have your Cat's 'soul' back, but I will take yours instead.
Hades, Can I have a conversation with Prof. Tolkien, please?
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:14 am
Hades: Why certainly. I'll just put you down there in the Asphodel fields with him. You can talk for as long as you want...that is until your memory and identity fade away into the mists.
Morpheus, can I have the ability to control my own dreams and those of others?
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:56 am
Why yes, yes you can! But you will take upon yourself the nightmares of all creation for as long as you live.
Zeus, can you teach me the ways of the pimp?
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:03 am
Imitation Stradivarius Why yes, yes you can! But you will take upon yourself the nightmares of all creation for as long as you live. Zeus, can you teach me the ways of the pimp? Jeeze, Morpheus. You're as bad as your brother Phobetor. Anyway. Zeus: As a matter of course. But first you must learn the ways of pimping Zeus. Oh great Charon, Boatman of the Dead...can I borrow some spare change?
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:16 am
Charon: Entertain me. Then I'll consider it.
Can I pay a visit to Thrace, Ares?
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:48 pm
Ares: Of course you can! After you best me and me army.
Oh Great Demeter, Goddess of Corn, can you grant my garden ever-lasting fertility?
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