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| Now that most of you is dead, what still excites you? |
| Watching the woman in front of me in line take an hour to sign her checks. |
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| Imaginary internet gold. |
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| Young studs who really need my fake online gold. |
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| Full-contact shuffleboard. |
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| Making my avatar look like a total freak. |
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| Hourly medication. |
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| Consuming my own young: body, mind and soul. |
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| Paul Naschy movies. |
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 Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:58 pm
Lil Brat Harbone Well, if you gotta shut this one down, go ahead. It's not like anyone participating in it is gonna notice. But I kinda like this thread. Hey Wen, remind me never to have dinner at your place. wink No worries, that's only on special occasions.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:00 pm
*wanders into the thread, blinks shortsightedly, waves cane at a shadow in a threatening manner*
Where did I leave it? Must be round here somewhere... wait a minute, what am I looking for? Oh, what a nice thread - people having a leisurely conversation about everything and nothing...
*abruptly sits down, stands up and wanders out again*
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:14 pm
3 Thoughts
1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
2 - Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3 - Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:10 pm
Lil Brat 3 Thoughts 1- Zero Gravity When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them. 2 - Our Constitution They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. 3 - Ten Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment. That would be funny if it weren't true
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:24 am
This thread sucks balls. sweatdrop Sorry
*Leaves*
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:58 pm
Hey! Kid! You forgot my bedpan!
Have you been stealing the candy out of my drawer at night?
Kid! Hey! Kid!
Whay does a yel-low light mean?
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:10 am
Harbone Hey! Kid! You forgot my bedpan! Have you been stealing the candy out of my drawer at night? Kid! Hey! Kid! Whay does a yel-low light mean? So hard to find good help nowadays, back when I was younger. people worked hard and were proud of . . . *drifts off to sleep
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:47 pm
So why don't they have a harem anime for really old people anyway?
It could be, like, manga golden girls - set in old folk's home where the youngest character is 55. She's like the "little sister" archetype for the what's it caled Oneesama? Onee-something-something, idolized older gal.
And then, you could, I dunno, make the typically loser central male character of the series reflect decades of frustration and incompetence, but still, somehow, be sweet enough to get the old ladies' attention.
And the hair colors would make sense for once!
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:42 pm
Freya_luv Harbone Hey! Kid! You forgot my bedpan! Have you been stealing the candy out of my drawer at night? Kid! Hey! Kid! Whay does a yel-low light mean? So hard to find good help nowadays, back when I was younger. people worked hard and were proud of . . . *drifts off to sleep You could still be my nurse young lady. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:36 pm
Lil Brat 1- Zero Gravity When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them. You know, I could've sworn I read somewhere that... er... what was I saying? Oh, yeah. Pencils break. Projectile pencil lead or pencil shavings might be a problem in space. At least, I think that's what I was going to say... (wanders off, confused again)
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:10 pm
Kiddiss I Ceymore Ratz Kiddiss Hi, I'm old and crank, too. I checked your profile, and you don't have an age listed... so I don't know who is older or crankier razz Hmmmm... so, is the cold making your rheumatism act up yet? Mine is. Ouch. MeOw! Kat >^..^< A baby. xd A baby to Gaia... not to the world domokun I don't see an age listed in your profile, either blaugh So, why are the "Geezers" hiding their age? Perhaps they are not as old as they pretend to be? rolleyes Hmmm - didn't know we were hiding our ages - I coulda sworn we had an ages thread round here - thought I'd stickied it, too. Anywho - I'm 36 - going on 50!
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:53 pm
*wanders in looking for her glasses....peers shortsightedly round room....slumps in chair and nods off*
*drools gently*
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:38 am
walks in,looks arround leaning on her cain...hmmm this a thread at a speed i can handle.finds a chair,sits down...(what did i came in here for again?cant remember)...nods off...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:38 pm
Nice! A place to chat!
*Sits down in a rocking chair in the corner. Looks around & notices things are a bit bare.
*A tea-table with scones and plenty of steaming hot tea appears.
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