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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:15 pm
Quote: They looked in Hoodmeade, the chamber of secretes Like the gallbladder, holding bile. Quote: Hiei came back in though and Edwart porned off. Quote: Hiei said, sitting on the bed where Edward shat. Hiei sat in Edward's poop. Quote: "What's goin on??" he asked while he asked while That explains much Quote: “Oh Dally I’m so sorry,” he circumcised, “But listen, weave just been given an anonymous tit about where Dumbledore is… so we have to go… do you want wand of us to stay here with you while you birth?” He's been given a what? Quote: Megan cryed at the mammary... Quote: They all took deep breathes before kicking down the dore with a mighty PUSS (SWAT Team: Go Go Go! Break open the door! then... PUSS!) Quote: Again the whole school could hear the scream thin time in angus. Quote: “ARE YOU ******** OUT OF YOUR MOM?” scrame Edward, “Shes pregnant… how in the bloody hell do you think I’m gunna let her fight you p***y eater?” No. Babies don't do that with their mothers. Quote: “Awww,” he groped, “What sould we name him?” Molester.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:20 pm
Hm, did anyone catch the intro? Quote: With the asstence of close friends and family and a lil wizard magic, Hogwarts will be sale fo the students once more... There's more, but whatever : /
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:40 pm
Alright, well...I'll pull out my favorite quotes, and do the posts by chapter. That way it's not one giant mass of text xD
Ch.1Quote: “I am going around with candy would you like to buy someone?” Quote: Suddenly they arrived at Hogwarts and uncame from the train. Quote: They were greeted by a big wizard with a long white bear
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:01 pm
ROUND TWO...FIGHT!
Ch.2Quote: Jut then Mystique came out of the fire she was naked but she didn’t have nipples. Quote: She handed me an orb and suddenly the room turned colors Quote: She pulled out her blackberry and txted hiei, “HIEI I AM A CHAO” Quote: “I don’t think so I have cold toes” said Dally and she ran away crying Quote: And then she disappeared and so did Hiei cuz hes not supposed to be in Ravencalws dorm room lol wtf was he thinking. Quote: “I would love that” Dally said battering her ashes. Quote: Meanwhile hiei was updates punishing walls angerly! Quote: Edward grred, his sences were tingling… that something was not wrong. 
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:09 pm
Here's for chapter three!
Ch.3Quote: [...]and busted down Dumble’s door just in time to see him unzipping his genes. Quote: The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice and demanded an interview. She opened the dory to her chamber and said “Come in dearest stunts! What can I a** you in?” Quote: Draco is straight and it’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Steve. Quote: [...]and it was her first time having a p***s. Quote: Her boobs were huge so they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees. Quote: “I can also use my powers to turn stuff into kinky sex toys!!!”
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:20 pm
Ch.4Quote: “I have you now, Lilly Anne Potter!” he says and soufflés her into the trunk of his jeep. Quote: (since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times) Quote: Edward bust into the room and saw them making woopie and had a look of sheer whore on his face. He balls dropped, he could not believe what he was saving. Quote: Dally grabbed Snape’s d**k and threw it out the window Quote: Edward was shocked and aroused. Quote: “You are a ninjask and therefore good with killing."
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:26 pm
I am crying! I can't stop laughing! Make it stop!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:29 pm
Here comes five...
Ch.5Quote: He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby Quote: But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on. Quote: All kinds of tubes were attracted to her arms and legs to keep her populated. Quote: Hiei came back in though and Edwart porned off. Quote: Dally’s stomach fell off…
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:41 pm
Ch.6Quote: “But listen, weave just been given an anonymous tit about where Dumbledore is Quote: “LOOK LOOK CALM DOWN NO NEED FOR VIOLINS,” Quote: “Yes….. …. ….” Hiei said, “Ahem….. FUUUUUUUUU-“ “SIIIOOOONNNNN” said Edward “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” they said in unison BAM! They mixed together to form…. PLATINUM BILLY!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:46 pm
Ch.7Quote: Link bachelors from college so he knew about priest. Quote: There was wands coming out of all the sausages of his body … Quote: “OH JESAS”, gasped Sasuke he has a weak stomach and pubed all over the already dead corpes. “WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THONG” Quote: he stoped because he loved her… even if he did cheetah on her. Quote: Again the whole school could hear the scream thin time in angus.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:47 pm
And last,
Ch.8Quote: [...]and have him a Viking wedding. Quote: she was in her wheelcheese Quote: “ARE YOU ******** OUT OF YOUR MOM?” Quote: [...]to the elegator [...] Quote: Nurse Joy handed the baby to Hiei
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:17 pm
Quote: “He couldhave been one my top friends” Whoo! Myspace!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:59 pm
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” screamed Della. She was in a lot of pain and sufferage.
Yes...there was much pain and voting by women.
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“NO!!!” mystique showered “You are not my dauter and therefor I cannot pass the powers onto you however if you get married you will be my sun so we can do it then”
mystique showered
mystique showered
mystique showered
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:08 pm
Bahahahaha! I'm posting things that make me laugh AS I'm reading it for the first time. I'm only on chapter 4 and this is THE worst literary work I've ever encountered.
Edward bust into the room and saw them making woopie and had a look of sheer whore on his face
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