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 Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:29 am
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
XD XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:18 pm
Axroh-Infinity Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? XD XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:15 pm
How do you like this for a pick up?
I was visiting a friend and her next door neighbor was a cop. During a bar-b-q he handcuffs me and won't take them off until I say I'll go to dinner with him! The glazed duck was delicious!
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:04 pm
tanada How do you like this for a pick up? I was visiting a friend and her next door neighbor was a cop. During a bar-b-q he handcuffs me and won't take them off until I say I'll go to dinner with him! The glazed duck was delicious!
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:49 pm
These crack me up XD:
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:32 pm
....heres some more cheesy ones...
You better change the lock 'cause I'm the key to your heart.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious...
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:52 am
Lmao. Here's one I got last thursday (july 31st, '0 cool when I was walking around in a mall with 3 of my friends.
This group of guys walks by us, while the others are whistling and stuff, one of the guys says "You know, you ladies shouldnt be walking alone"
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:26 pm
Axroh-Infinity Lmao. Here's one I got last thursday (july 31st, '0 cool when I was walking around in a mall with 3 of my friends. This group of guys walks by us, while the others are whistling and stuff, one of the guys says "You know, you ladies shouldnt be walking alone"
heheh.... thats quite sweet....lol
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:08 am
...Why am I doing this, any way...
1 pardon me but I rose up when we made eye contact.
2 your shoes untied
3 I hear females are like cats, so, you wanna play with my string?
(wow how sad of me to steep so low)
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:26 pm
Oh gosh, some of these are so bad. xD Why am I even posting here?
Here's one I got out of a comic I found on dA:
I bit my tongue. Would you kiss it and make it better?
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:18 pm
lol.... some of you really know some bad ones... surprised any of us get dates.... rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:17 pm
A guy tried this one on my sister - Where your parents erlated because you sure look special - I don't think they get lamer than that
another terrible one - How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, how bout we go somewhere.
My personal favorite is this one
-you sit down by a girl and start writing an imaginary version of your phone number on the table or bar or whatever and if they ask you what your doing say writing down my phone number. whats yours? You would be surprised how often this actually works
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:27 pm
lol i know a couple of them (not saying ife used them)lol
1. look here babe you look so good i would plant you and make a whole feild of yall
2.hey babe you must be tired cause you been running thru my mind all day
3.is your parent a terorist because it gata be ilegal to look that good
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:19 pm
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I wonder what our children will look like.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:20 pm
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that a**.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
You're so hot, your a** is on fire.
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