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 Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:01 am
Ok just like the title said... what is the worst or best pick up line you have ever had heard or said???
OK, damn this is the worst I have heard of (someone said this to a girl friend of mine) ...but damn if a guy ever used this on me I'd have to pull out the chains, and gang bash him...lol!!! Here it is...
...'Nice shoes ... wanna f**k?
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:54 am
some pick up lines are downright funny you'll never get a date but hey you made me laugh. I'm laughing at you but I'm laughing! I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. - That one is actually kind of witty. You smell lets go take a shower. - Ooh offend me, baby. Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns? - Great way to get slapped. Unless she doesn't get it.. then you're golden. There's hundreds.. maybe even thousands of unbelievably lame and occasionally funny lines here.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:03 am
lol..... I just checked that out....lol I like this one
.....Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:16 am
oh and dis ones a doozy.....hehe
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?" - lol more then likely will get slapped but hey kiss me anyway!!! lol
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Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?" ....lol...thats quite sweet....
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:53 am
ok... last one for tonight....lol ...now I know this is a bit xrated... but damn this one is definately one of the worst...llol... s**t it wont be a slap it would be a punch......
I bet I can flip ya and d**k ya before you can throw me and blow me!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:10 am
haha i have a pretty sick one.. fair warning.. xD
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too.
horrible! i had some guy say that to me before. i slapped him and walked away.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:02 pm
Legendary_Amazon haha i have a pretty sick one.. fair warning.. xD That shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too.horrible! i had some guy say that to me before. i slapped him and walked away. Oh god I really dont believe guys think they can get away with sayiin stuff like that...lol!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:13 pm
I got to get my book and write some of these down.. but me i'm shy i just say "If I follow you home will you keep me?" but ya know Stand calls me a dog so go figure. He is the ladies man so just wait till he gets in here and you;lll hear some doooooossssseeeeeyyyyyyssss!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:01 pm
Guidetotheunderworld I got to get my book and write some of these down.. but me i'm shy i just say "If I follow you home will you keep me?" but ya know Stand calls me a dog so go figure. He is the ladies man so just wait till he gets in here and you;lll hear some doooooossssseeeeeyyyyyyssss! -cheesy but sweet!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:07 pm
...lol... and this one goes to my favorite jailbirds...lol
....If being fine was a crime then you will just have to pay the time.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:57 pm
YO YO I got a few for you hottie toddie ...
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
ANd only when I get real drunk (lol - ok most of the tiem))
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
gotta go for now will be back with some more can't think of no more now...lol..
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:59 pm
Fire_Ramses ...lol... and this one goes to my favorite jailbirds...lol....If being fine was a crime then you will just have to pay the time. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:42 pm
TheLastToStand YO YO I got a few for you hottie toddie ... Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. ANd only when I get real drunk (lol - ok most of the tiem)) I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? gotta go for now will be back with some more can't think of no more now...lol..
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:16 am
this is just plain wierd
blaugh
I'm like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:22 am
iW1zard this is just plain wierd blaugh I'm like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get.
OMFG - that is funny as hell! I have never heard that one but god is it good!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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