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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:21 pm
(Oh no! We're blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!)
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:39 pm
(( You should try posting in chatterbox, that's how I got people to do art for me. Otherwise the main forums on Gaia might help, make sure to title it "Fire Emblem" so no noobs who have no idea what Fire Emblem is come there.))
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:25 pm
 --Viridian City, Kanto Airspace November 30, 2007 10:30 A.M.-- Mia: *Looks out the window* Uh, guys? Does the Death Star have a lot of trees inside it? Shinon: *Looks out the window* No way! Gatrie: I dunno... the Death Star was really really big. I mean, who's to say they didn't want a little scenery here and there? Shinon: Yeah, but... a Pokemon center? Gym? Item shop? Somehow it doesn't look... I don't know, high-tech enough... I say we send someone to ask the pilots where the heck we're at. Ike: I'll go! Shinon: No, you're too stupid. Rolf: How about me? Shinon: Rolf, as your mentor who recognizes your skills, I forbid you to run the risk of talking to strangers and possibly dying from the encounter. At least until you're no longer a virgin and your skills have been passed on. Then you can die all you want. ...Let's send the whelp. Soren: Oh sure, let's all ask the "I hate everybody" guy to be the guinea pig. Gits... *Grumbles all the way up to the cockpit* Hey, where are we going? Jesse: Oh, uh... we're going to the, uh... destination we're going to! Soren: Okay. *His hand strays towards his Wind tome.* And where is that? Jesse: It's, uh, the... Meowth: Rawwwwwrrf! James: *Falsetto voice* Why, yes! Exactly, Chewie! Soren: Oh, all right then. I'll let the others know we're on--heeey, wait a minute! "Rawwwwrrf" isn't a destination! GREIL'S MERCENARIES, ASSEMBLE...!
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:31 pm
Rolf: *Appears* OMG, it's Team Rocket! Mist: *Appears* Alright! Time for a Pokemon battle! Soren: Pokemon battle? But you don't have Pokemon! Rolf: Lies! All kids are Pokemon Masters! Mist: That's right! *Takes out Pokeball* Go, Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff: I r teh 1337ness! Ph34r me, f00ls! 111!! One! ...Er, I mean... Jiggypuff! Rolf: Go! Gyarados! Gyarados: *Head smashes through the ceiling of the Falcon* OW!! Hey, where'd everybody go!? *Ducks his head in* Oh, there you are. GYAAAAAARRR...! Team Rocket: Prepare for trouble and make it double! Jesse: To protect the plot from the art of prediction, James: To unite many images in the fanfic nation, Jesse: To denounce the evils of the F.E. we love, James: To extend our reach to the Death Star above! Jesse! James! Jesse: Team Rocket: With the Falcon, we'll blast off at the speed of light! James: Take the escape pods now or prepare to fight! Meowth: Rrrawwwrf! James: Okay, Meowth, you can stop playing Chewbacca now. Go! Weezing! Weezing: When this is over, I'm headin' to yer FAVORITE restaurant--I mean, WEEZE! Jesse: Go! Arbok! Arbok: Oh, gorramit, not again! ANOTHER pokemon battle aboard a plane! I have had it with these mutha(beep)ing Pokemon trainers on these mutha(beep)ing planes! ...Spaceships, whatever. CHARBOK!
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:44 pm
I nearly died when reading the team rocket song. You almost killed me. Heh.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:27 pm
Mist: Jigglypuff, Red X of Death Attack! Jigglypuff: Heh, I live for pwning n00bs like these. JIGGLY! *Pwns Arbok with the Red X of Death* James: Weezing, Joe Camel Attack! Weezing: Aw, yeah. Gyarados is goin' down. WEEZE! Joe Camel: *Hacks into Gyarados' nostril* Gyarados: GYAAAAAAHHH!! THE SMELL! *Falls to the ground, gasping for air* (And remember, kids: Only bad guys smoke so they can bring down Gyarados. But otherwise, you get no advantages. Chicks certainly won't dig your bad breath. You don't want to be a virgin forever, do you? D=) Rolf: Blast! Mist, it's all up to you! James: Too late! Do it again, Weezing! Joe: *Hacks again* Jigglypuff: Hah! n00b! I have no nose! See!? Weezing: Aw, crap. WEEZING! Mist: Jigglypuff, Rollout! Jigglypuff: JIGGLY--PUUUFF!! *Rolls full-force into Weezing.* Weezing: WEEZING...! *Explodes.*
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:10 am
Mist: All right! We did it! Meowth: Why can't we ever win against twerps!? I mean, seriously, we NEVER win against people under age 13... Mist: What about Ash Ketchum? He can't possibly be any younger than 20 by now. Jessie: That's the strange thing about it: He never seems to age. James: Some say the original Ash Ketchum died and a robot took his place. The robot portion of the theory sounds logical, but Ash Ketchum dying? Codswallop, in my opinion. I don't know if he had enough human left in him to die... Rolf: Sounds scary. Jigglypuff: Ph34r not, R0lf, for I shall pwn the n00b should he ever cross our path--PUFF! Rolf: Anyway, you've lost. Now give up the Falcon! Meowth: Do any of you know how to drive it? Ike: Err... Meowth: Or repair that hole in the ceiling caused by Gyarados? Soren: Then since you've lost, surely you'd be so gracious as to fix the ceiling and take us to the Death Star, yes? Oh, and no funny business along the way, or we may feel inclined to send you blasting off again, except this time into the sun. Capisce? James: What? Jessie: Hmm? Meowth: He's saying "Do you understand". And I think we do... Rolf: (One of these days, I really ought to come back here and get the Earthbadge...) *The Falcon blasts off again, this time for the Death Star... and the grand finale!*
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:31 am
((Awww, Almost over?
Also, I just had to put this here because of my overbearing joy. A sequel to ToS is coming out! Whooo! Alright. Ending off-topic exclamation.))
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:05 am
(I've known about it for awhile... however, as great a game as ToS was, Namco hasn't done as well with the Tales series since. Tales of the Abyss in particular (IMO) sucked horribly. I mean, it's not the worst game I've ever played, but 1) The character cast sucked (especially Luke, the worst main hero of the Tales series to date), 2) The free-run battle system wasn't as exciting (I liked ToS' style the best) 3) The plot was as messed-up as the characters (not to mention long and boring). So, I'm not one to have faith in Namco. On the fanfic note, I'm conflicted. Yeah, I've got ideas for an Episode II, but I won't deny updates haven't been as often, due to a mix of Advance Wars: Dual Strike, Jak 2, and La Pucelle Tactics.) --Death Star Docking Bay 3, Earth Airspace November 30, 2007 1:00 P.M.-- Millenium Falcon: *Lands* Oscar: We're here at last! Ike: Okay, team. Let's disembark off the ship slowly and QUIETLY... *They disembark slowly and QUIETLY, except...* Probably about a zillion stormtroopers: Liek ROFL u suXXorz, n00bs! 111!! Rear Admiral Cardgame: Thought you'd come back inside uninvited a second time, eh, Greil's Mercenaries? Ike: *Whispering* Okay, I think they're just talking rhetorically here. If we stay REEEAL quiet, they won't notice us. Soren: *Notes all the soldiers are actually LOOKING at them* Um, Ike? It doesn't matter if we stay quiet or no-- Ike: *Shouting* YES IT DOES, SOREN! MAKING A NOISE TO ALERT THE ENEMY TO YOUR PRESENCE IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH! Cardgame: Actually, we saw you come in. It's rather difficult to miss a ship that we've seen on Tatooine, in a previous Death Star, on Hoth, in an asteroid field, in that Cloud City place, and above Endor. Titania: Really? Cardgame: Oh, yes. We also saw it on cereal boxes, in those little toy package thingies, in the movies, in video games, on TV... oh, there was that one time a squad of my men and I saw it flying near Venom, blowing up Andross' fleet all by itself... 'course, we may have been more than a little drunk at the time... Rhys: Oh, dear... Cardgame: Um... ooh, ooh! There was that time when Nicholas Cage and I went golfing down on Earth and we saw it shoot past... I remember I was playing the Japanese version of Brawl a few hours ago when I learned that with a Gameshark cheat, I could play as the Millenium Falcon... and then I saw you guys come in. Oh, and there was that time I saw it in my pants, but that's another tale for another time. Mia: Are you sure you weren't MORE than a little drunk at the time? Cardgame: Nope! I was utterly sober. Now then, if you'll look to your wrists and ankles, you'll notice you've all been shackled during my speech. Shinon: *Struggles in vain* Damn! These guys act like total morons, but they got us good this time! Cardgame: It's because they're morons that they shackled you all. Normally, people ignore or cast aside idiocy, so your minds tricked you into ignoring them when they were arresting you. Ike: Of course... using stupidity to beat awesomeness! It's the perfect plan! Cardgame: Darn right it is. Now then, normally at this point we'd cast you out into space, where you'd inevitably suffocate and/or freeze and/or become target practice for TIE fighters. However, due to the Bad Guy/Good Guy Honor Code, we must instead hold you lot prisoner for a limited time first so as to give you a chance to escape. And we honor that code!
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:02 am
(Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm hoping that since they're working with Nintendo again, it'll work out better. But it is an odd concept that might draw some fans of ToS away. I mean, catching monsters?
On the fanfic, just try your hardest Rhys-man!)
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:25 pm
(( I say your fanfic gets more awesome each day! Unlike most fanfics, the people end up using the same jokes over and over again...But, I see nothing of that! You're doing an awesome job and you should keep going! I just have to see the "great escape".))
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:37 pm
--Detention Block AA-23a, Death Star, Earth Airspace November 30, 2007 1:45 P.M.-- Stormtrooper: LOL! Shoot teh lazers! *Fires inside a cell.* Shinon: Y'know, I'd be so much more terrified if you'd stop firing your damn "lazers" every ten seconds!! Stormtrooper: Do u liek mudkips? Shinon: NO, we do not liek mudkips! So stop asking us!! Stormtrooper: omg wtf he nut liek mudkips! Stormtrooper 2: Charge lazers now! Stormtrooper: LOL charging teh lazer! Lazer charged, n00b! Stormtrooper 2: Fire teh charged lazer! Stormtrooper: *Fires charged lazers at Shinon, missing him wildly* Shinon: Oh, God! This is cruel and unusual torture! I'm surrounded by too many n00bs!! Hey, hey! What's your name! Please let me out! Cardgame: Why the hell would I want to do that? *Leaves.* Shinon: AAAAUUUUUGH!! ...Anyone have a knife hidden so I can commit sudoku? Ike: First off, it's "seppoku". Gatrie: You've got to admit, Shinon, Ike owned you on that one. Ike: Second, be grateful they're n00bs, so they can't hit the broadside of a barn from ten feet away. Rolf: I hope Mist and the girls are okay. Soren: Come to think of it... where's Rhys? Even with his non-existent strength, they can't possibly have mistaken him for a... Mia: Rhys, I can't believe they mistook you for a woman. Mist: Don't be ridiculous, Mia. Titania and I both knew that Rhys was a girl long ago! Right, Titania? Titania: That's true. Rhys has no strength, and she's such a pansy. Therefore, girl. Mia: Oh, for the love of--! Rhys: Perhaps you'd like me to undress so you can find out for yourselves...? Mia: That's neither funny nor necessary! Look. Rhy's hair. Boy's hair. Look. My hair. Girl's hair. Mist: Mia's a girl!? Titania: My life has just been turned upside down... Mia: Grrr!! Rhys: Grrr!! Stormtrooper: lolz im in ur prison, shooting ur wallz! *Fires a lazer but misses, blowing down their door instead* Titania: Wow, I'm glad they took off our bindings beforehand. *Strangles the stormtrooper with one hand 'cuz she's that manly.* Alright, let's find Ike and the others!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:05 pm
I just love every moment of this story! So is Titania a boy is she's so manly then?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:10 pm
(( Lies! Titania is no boy! She'd be a man in that case, but....
I have to admit that was pretty funny with the troopers and everyone being mistaken for the opposite gender....Maybe Mist is secertly a he-she that wears incredibly short skirts! surprised ))
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