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 Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:11 pm
"You NAZI!" That's what we say whenever we see someone wearing brown because for German some kids went to a concert and the singer was saying he hated the color brown because it was a Nazi color and he said "F*CK NAZIS!!" It was epic xD
Once Mr. Beatrice, my band director, just found out that we were mostly all anime freaks so when none of us would shut up to listen to him he yelled into his microphone "BAND SETUP NO JUTSU!" It was so lame, but none of us could help but laugh it was so funny at the same time.
Also, one time a flute player was saying something about throwing rotten apples at his brother when he went apple picking and Mr. Beatrice made us all shut up but he didn't hear, and Mr. B was like "Okay, let's start with..." and then the flutist was like "SO SQUISHY!!UGGH!!" it was so funny, and now we refer to our warmups with "squishy"
OKAY SO THEY'RE ALL LAME. They're funny to me T__T
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:35 pm
Our band director's name is Mr. Heiger, which is very German. So, during competitions, we say "Heil Heiger!" A few people ran for Homecomming King/Queen, & they made a "Heiger Fanclub." "STOP! You have a boner!" We wear zip-up jackets, and the zipper CANNOT stick out. "Start soft, get hard, and when it comes, go back down" and "We get off at one" is courtesy of my low brass section heart "LUUUUUBE IT UP!" Because I'm not good with that xp Flute + trumpet = instrument sex mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:45 pm
catkitty223 "You NAZI!" That's what we say whenever we see someone wearing brown because for German some kids went to a concert and the singer was saying he hated the color brown because it was a Nazi color and he said "F*CK NAZIS!!" It was epic xD Once Mr. Beatrice, my band director, just found out that we were mostly all anime freaks so when none of us would shut up to listen to him he yelled into his microphone "BAND SETUP NO JUTSU!" It was so lame, but none of us could help but laugh it was so funny at the same time. Also, one time a flute player was saying something about throwing rotten apples at his brother when he went apple picking and Mr. Beatrice made us all shut up but he didn't hear, and Mr. B was like "Okay, let's start with..." and then the flutist was like "SO SQUISHY!!UGGH!!" it was so funny, and now we refer to our warmups with "squishy" OKAY SO THEY'RE ALL LAME. They're funny to me T__T No.. actually those last 2 were funny to me xDD Maz (B.D) had written stuff on the board, like important dates, and songs that were due to memorize. And hes like "follow my magic finger..." im not sure how ppl found tht so funny they probably made it sound like a prev joke but everyone says it now... they call it Maz's Magic Finger
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:10 pm
Sex=Glitter. So a)We always ask our DM for sex and b) guys don't have sex. xD On Friday, our sex was gold. :3
It's so great. Our director still hasn't figured it out.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:48 pm
The color gaurd director has a gok block and the whole gaurd wants to steal it. He's horrible, but he wants whats best for us. So when we hear a noise we yell "No Mr. Anderson found the gok block!"
Durring camp the gaurd had to learn a dance to Everybody dance now, and Boom boom pow, so when we hear Every body dance now, we dance to it, we even thaught the whole band that one, but when boom boom pow comes on we all look at each other and scream Nooo!
Durring band camp the booster club made fruit for everyone. The whole band ate it and we left a bunch of the fruit on the ground. The next day we all got chewed out for it and we all argued back that it was biodegradable, so now when we drop stuff we yell biodegradable.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:37 pm
[ So Let the Flames Begin ]
Mainly revolves around " The Game "
[ And This Is What Will Be , Oh Glory ~ ][ CLICK MEH ! ]
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:05 pm
The only joke of our band, it's one word......
QUASI!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:13 pm
Forget if I've said this...
We just have to make fun of anyone whose voice cracks.
Courtesy of our male drum major last year, who had the worst crack in history on shouting 'set' at practice one day.
My director's voice cracks sometimes. When we notice it, we all just kind of lol to ourselves. It's actually hilarious. >>;
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Fashionable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:40 pm
One day one of the trumpets had a hard time playing a high note. Which is the high D note.....i think. Anyway, my BD asked my best friend to play the high D. My BD was so impressed he said to my other friend, which is a guy, the one who had trouble playing the high D. "I knew girls can play better than guys." Some people were laughing and some were saying Daniel you just got pwned...BY A GIRL DAMN!!! I knw that's not funny...there are more.....
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:44 am
We have a few
1. We always yell this at competitions "One band. One sound. One mellophone!"
2. Whenever it rains someone usually makes a comment about how "its raining men" because a kid sang and danced to that song at band camp.
3. "Horn angles!" (Our band director does a Hitler salute whenever he shows us the horn angles he wants.)
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:06 am
The bd was complaining about our phasing and said it looked like we were all dancing joyfully. one kid replied with: 'but Were a happy marching band!"
Its become the infamous band quote for us now!
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:36 pm
If one person shouts 'HEY', all the guys (and some of the girls, but this actually applies to mostly seniors anyway lol) shout it back.
Apparently they did it all through the ferris wheel ride at Kings Dominion and the non-band couple that was on also was pissed at them XD
How it started:
My principal shouts the following every time there's a birthday person in the cafeteria:
"HEEEYYY EVERYBODY! IT'S *name*'S BIRTHDAY!' etc.
So when he shouts HEY we all shout HEY back. Except it's more like 'EY. And band kids somehow make it an Italian accent lol.
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:09 pm
Well Its Usually Those
This One Time At Band Camp.
Or Thats What She Said.
Do You Ever Feel Like Your Directors Setting Up Jokes?
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:14 pm
Has your entire band ever lost the game simultaneously? Ours has. Senior Moment, morning after State. All the Seniors talked and cried and stuff, and one of the Seniors got up, smiled, said "I lost." and sat down.
There were many groans from the audience.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:21 pm
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