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 Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:37 pm
(( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD
@ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. ))
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:41 pm
//Plecky? XDXDXD I don't think I ever had good-looking teachers. sad //
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:56 pm
Callysto, still blushing furiously stood from her table, and headed to the door to visit the nearest lavatory. She was almost at the door when she felt her feet slide from beneath her. She was slipping, an odd sensation for someone with legs as long as hers. "Oh..." She attempted to grab the nearest solid object, but ended up pulling at a vile of PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER. The awful smelling liquid ran over her body and she started to feel its effects, what those effects were...she didn't know.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:06 am
110 points to Heart
105 points to Sparrow (It was aconite, not aconitum, dear.)
110 points to Kenneth
105 points to Christopher (<.< 5 points deducted from your bonus for your cheek. WHAT'S MY NAME, b***h!?)
90 points to Harmony (Bezoars aren't found in the stomach of sheep, and you skipped another question entirely)
110 points to Nam ((Just...wow. XD))
110 points to Callysto ((Even though your last answer left me a little hot under the collar. wink ))
110 points to Aludra
AND, FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T TAKEN THE DAMN TEST YET, GO TAKE IT, EARN SOME MAJOR HOUSE POINTAGE. GO. NAO.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:01 am
Slytherin.First Year.
Upon entering the classroom, Dorian sees everyone's taking a test. He sits himself down, takes out some parchment and his quill and works on it.
1: Where would you find a Bezoar?
Inside the stomach of a goat. It is an antidote to most poisons.
2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
-Wolfsbane and Aconite. Main ingredient in Wolfsbane Potion.
3: What does Polyjuice Potion do?
Properly brewed,the polyjuice potion allows the drinker to assume the physical attributes of another person.
4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
-Albus Dumbledore, a great wizard and man.
5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
-Damocles( in the 1970s)
6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
-Sugar
7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
minced daisy roots and peeled Shrivelfig.
8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
-dragon dung and rancid ramen-noodles.
9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
chocolate, peppermint sprigs.
10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
-It reverts it back to its tadpole stage.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
Well, honestly speaking, it would have to be Professor Akhana. Although other professors are entertaining and clever, the author of this test earns the cookie points.
once he is done, he rolls up the piece of parchment and leaves it on the professor's desk and sits back down.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:58 am
As Sparrow gets the results of her quiz back she has a slight frown for she got a question wrong. But she is happy about the rest and she thinks Professor is so kind and funny
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:20 pm
Seeing that I go full marks on the pop quiz I did a little happy dance in my seat. After my happy dance ended I looked up at the ceiling, and wondered when the Professor's would start reviewing the material covered in perpetration of the end of term exams, O.W.L.'s and N.E.W.T.'s. Even though I was exempt from the exam's I still wished to take them to see how much I learned this year.
Kenneth Reynolds
7th Year Perfect
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:08 pm
Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!))
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:24 pm
0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) ((MY HOUSE WILL BURY YOUR HOUSE 8 FEET DEEP AND s**t ON THE GRAVE, SLYTHERCUNT.))
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:02 pm
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
It's taken from a goat's stomach.
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
An Aconite.
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Polyjuice Potion is a very complicated potion that allows the drinker to assume the form of someone else. While it can account for both age and gender, Polyjuice Potion cannot be used for a human to take an animal form or for a half-breed to assume human form.
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore.
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles.
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar.
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
Minced daisy roots and peeled shrivelfig.
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER? wink
Ramen noodles and dragon dung.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Chocolate and peppermint sprigs.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
You~~? <3 xD
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:29 pm
Rosewood Limetta,Ravenclaw 1st year
Rosewood walks into the classroom and sets her stuff down at an empty desk. "I am terribly sorry I am late Perfessor.What has been happening while I have been absent?"She asks a bit scared to be nailed with a conquesce for her house.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:37 pm
 Liviana hobbled into class, only to find an exam waiting. She frowned. Had she really been out of it for that long? She picked up her quill and nervously began.
1: Where would you find a bezoar?
In the stomach of a goat.
2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Wolfsbane and Aconite.
3: What does polyjuice potion do?
It transforms the drinker into another person for one hour.
4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore
5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles
6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar
7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
Rat spleen and four leeches.
8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
Dragon Dung and two week old ramen noodles.
9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Peppermint sprigs and chocolate.
10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
It turns it into tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
Professor Ayamae...no contest!
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:34 pm
0-Azula-0 Liplopman (( @Alurda/Azula: D : You just put Slytherin in the lead. *snaps fingers* >w> I wanna hear your character's life story. *settles down with some popcorn and a blankie* edit: Plecky does not sound like the name of a hunk. xD @ Callysto: BWAHAHAHAHA~! >W< I don't know why th-that's sooooo hilarious~ maybe because it sounds like horrid cat food. )) ((Alrighty biggrin Once upon a time, there was a very attractive Russian hooker... Callysto had wanted to sleep with my smokin hot mom... lol kidding :3 And WOOT WOOT SLYTHERIN IN THE LEAD. Keep it up guys, lets put those Raventards and the Gryffindungs to sleep!)) //Who says I didn't? Heheheehe.//
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:16 pm
 Cloud pulled out her quill and a bit of parchment. She was slightly pale to the face. She rested her elbows on her desk and began answering the questions.
Pop Quiz
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
A bezoar can be found in the stomach of a goat.
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Monkshood also goes by the name "Aconite" and "Wolfsbane".
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Polyjuice potion allows the drinker to transform their appearance into another's, for up to one hour.
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore.
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles.
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar.
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
A peeled Shrivelfig, and a rat spleen.
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
Dragon Dung and week-old Ramen noodles.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
A spoonful of chocolate, and peppermint sprigs.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
The shrinking solution causes a toad to turn back into a tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor?
Professor Akahana, the almighty and powerful one.
Cloud felt a little shakey as she walked up to Professor Akahana's desk, and placed her quiz there among the others. She leaned over and lowered her voice considerably.
Professor? Can I have my potion for tonight...?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:36 pm
Ravenclaw, 2nd Year
Nam hoped that was a good 'wow' she whispered when she handed his test back. Of course, he didn't get any super extra points like he was trying for, (apparently she wasn't corrupt enough to give points away to her own house for almost no reason) but was glad he got a full score none the less. While he was admiring that red marking atop the page, 110/110, he heard a small squeak, then a splash and a whump. Not yet understanding that something bad had gone down, he looked dazedly about the classroom for the source.
He didn't recognize his сестра as she was all covered in... s**t. He instantly fell to her side. "Sestra!" He was about to try and wipe it off her with his robe sleeve but realized perhaps he'd better not, as he didn't know its effects either. "PR'FESSOR!" Somewhere in his mind it registered that he was interrupting something important between her and Cloud... not that he cared about that right now.
(( Oh, you girls. <3 Each of you needs a mail-order bride.
@ Akahana: HAH! YOU HAVE TO TELL US THE EFFECTS NOW. IGNORE THAT. >3 ))
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