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TtheHero

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:09 pm


What a well written review!

Well done!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:52 pm


I just bought the new Banjo Kazooie game and will have a review of it on Monday.

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TtheHero

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 pm


l-Regulus-l
I just bought the new Banjo Kazooie game and will have a review of it on Monday.


Good, good.

I look forward to it.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:02 pm


Well, while Reg is busy with Banjo-Kazooie, I'll get a review in. *ahem*

Hello there, everyone. Lord of Armageddon is back with another review. This time, I shall review a game...of slight disappointment. Now, it is not a Nintendo game, but I feel like I must tell you about this game. Without further ado, please welcome my review of:

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Developer: Lionhead Studios

Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios

Genre: Action/RPG

Modes: Single player, cooperative gameplay, Xbox Live

Platform: Xbox 360

Release Dates: 10-21-2008 (North America), 10-24-2008 (Europe), 10-23-2008 (Australia)

Rating by ESRB: M (Mature 17+)

Now, when I said the game was " slightly disappointing," that does not mean it's bad. I actually think this is a cool game. However, there are several things I take issue with. So, let's begin:

POINT OF GAME: Create your very own hero and go on many quests that are fun, addicting, and very creative as you explore the mythical world of Albion. Your main quest is to defeat Lord Lucien, who killed your charaters' sister as a child, and is on a mad mission to build the Tattered Spire, which grants a single wish to one who uses the spires' powers. Your main quest will probably take about 10 hours to beat, however, to complete the game entirely 100% would take way, way longer (at least 100 hours, they say).

GRAPHICS (6/10): The graphics are pretty much decent. Not the best I've seen on the Xbox 360, but they are pretty tolerable. Now, the cutscene graphics look awesome (the seawater in one scene looked amazing). The same cannot be said for the in-game graphics. They look fairly average most of the time, and in some places, the graphics look like they could have been pulled off on the original Xbox. The character animations look a little stiff and certain environments seem a bit...meh. The water in-game looks kinda weird and spectacular effects are kind of hard to notice. But, overall, the graphics are not that bad. I was just expecting more. However, there are also a couple of things I want to point out. The physics engine (Havok) functions a little weirdly in this game. Characters will die and their bodies will hit the ground and bend in the most ridiculous ways possible and sometimes, the engine will glitch out. I killed a monster and all of a sudden, it's body started bouncing around the room endlessly. I have also seen NPC's phase through walls (rarely, but it's happened enough for me to make it worth mentioning), and my character's wife was actually standing in the middle of a bed at one point.

SOUND (9/10): The music is awesome, that's all I really gotta say about it. The voice-acting is mostly okay, however, a bit off in a few places. Some NPC's have bad accents, but overall, they did an pretty good job on the voice acting. The sound effects...all I need to say is, they are fun to listen too.

CONTROLLING AND PLAYABILITY (9.5/10): The controls are solid and they work. The only problem I have with the controls is that the "B" button, which is normally associated as a cancel butten, triggers your magic, or Will, powers. Doing so in the middle of a town can cause a panic. The playability is very workable. The targeting system is nearly-perfect and you can switch between using melee, ranged, or magical attacks very quickly, making combat easy to work with. Your expression wheel is opened up by using the right bumper and it will display many expression you can perform in public. The camera is also very cooperative most of the time, and very rarely will it become a problem, which is good. The leveling system on this game is very creative too. You can channel your experience in battle into three abilities: Strength, Skill, and Will. Strength affects your talent with melee weapons, Skill is for ranged weapon skills, and Will determines your ability to use magic. The game functions like it should and very rarely does something poorly in this part.

ENTERTAINMENT (8/10): Overall, I have to say the game is very entertaining and it would have gotten a higher score if not for a few problems with the story, which I will go into in a little bit. Basically, the game has much in store for you. You can adventure alone with your trusty and loyal dog, or you can have your character settle down, find a wife, and raise a family. This game functions a lot like certain life simulators, like the Sims. You can get a job, buy property, and loads of other things. Your expressions and your actions can have an effect on the people around you and the land of Albion itself. Which reminds me, your character can have alignments in this game as well. Your Hero can be good or evil. Your actions will also affect your characters appearance. Be good and your character will look pure, while being evil has the opposite effect. Your characters' eating habits also affect your apperance. Eating too much meat and drinking to much liquor will fatten up your Hero, while eating veggies will thin him/her down. You can buy property and increasing their prices will show a sign of corruption, while lowering them is a sign of purity. You can equip many weapons, clothing, and even alter your character's hairstyle, and decorate him with tattoos or makeup if you wish. Your ability development will also affect your character's appearance. Focus on Strength and your character gets more muscular. Focus on Skill and your character will grow taller. Focus on Will and magical glowing Will lines will develop on your Hero's body. Your bad actions can also affect your game. Steal, murder, extort, etc. and it will show your character's evil disposition. Hell, go around half-naked and get busted for public indecency. Certain laws will also affect you. Kill innocent people and either get fined, attend community service, or resist arrest. Your choices affect you and the world around you. The combat in game is nearly-perfect and will keep you entertained and ready to look for even more action. There are stronger enemies which can serve as boss battles. These include trolls and banshees, as they require certain strategy to beat. However, there is one problem I need to mention: YOU CANNOT DIE! That's right, you heard me. YOU CAN'T DIE. You can get knocked out and when you get knocked out, you lose any uncollected experience and get a permanent scar, which affects your character's attractiveness and apperance. However, if you don't really give a ******** about your Hero's appearance, then the fact that you cannot die might make things quite a bit too easy.

Basically, there is so much to do in this game, I can't even list anymore of it, except for the main quest.

I need to talk about the story of your main quest to stop Lord Lucien. It involve you finding three Heroes: The Hero of Strength, the Hero of Skill, and the Hero of Will. They will help you in your quest to defeat Lucien. The main plot is very interesting and compells you to play the game even further, even with a while lot of other stuff to do. However, it can get a bit confusing at times, and at a couple of points, it is weird enough to make you go "WTF?"

(SPOILER ALERT!)
I REALLY don't want to have to spoil it for any of you, but I HAVE to talk about the ending of the main quest. Why? Because I think it sucks. You basically acquire this ancient magical music box and you take it to the spire. You're about to face Lord Lucien. He is using the three Heroes to use the power of the spire to grant his wish. You walk up to him and he starts talking. You then hold down "A" so you can use the magical music box to drain the power he is getting from the Heroes. So now you're expecting an epic, kick-a** final battle with the man who killed your sister and threatened to destroy all of Albion, right? WRONG. After you drain the power (very easily, mind you), he starts talking his mouth off AGAIN. You then simply press "Y" to shoot him once and he's dead. That's it. He doesn't even fight back. Okay...seriously...what the ********? That is very lame. You then get to make a single wish and then you're free to explore Albion to your hearts' content. Basically:

Ending of Fable 2 = ******** lame

Overall, though, this game can be quite fun. I'm still trying to complete all the missions and quests, while at the same time, making my Hero live life with family, and also going out to beat up the occassional monster, bandit, or assassin. This game is very entertaining.

REPLAY (3/5):
The only reason it gets a good score is because you can create multiple Heroes and play as them. Other than that, if you didn't like the main story, there is no sense in replaying the main quest.

PRO's:
- Good, solid controls that work well.
- Loads of missions and quests to complete.
- Great entertainment.
- Smooth combat and targeting system
- Good control over your character's ability growth.
- Cutscene graphics look amazing.
- Fairly decent graphics in many places.
- Story is interesting.
- Good voice-acting

CON's:
- One of the lamest endings I've ever seen in a game.
- Some graphics don't look all that spectacular.
- Physics engine functions weirdly at times.
- The game may glitch (rarely, but enough to worth mentioning).
- While the story is interesting, it can get weird at times.

BOTTOM-LINE:
If you are interested in the RPG genre, you have to at least check this game out. While the graphics are only decent and the story is interesting, but flawed in several places, the game is overall worth getting if you like the RPG genre. Even if you are not a fan however, this game is still worth a rent. All in all, the game, although a little flawed, is worth buying and it is very enjoyable. I recommend it to anyone who has a 360 and either likes RPG's or is willing to try it out.

FINAL SCORE: 8/10

Sir Codin


l-Kathulu-l

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:21 am


Nice review LOA. I've been wanting that game, i didnt read the spoilers part, but I saw it said Ending = ******** Lame. =/
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:21 pm


Hello this is Reg with his review of....

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Developer: Rare Ltd.

Publisher: Microsoft Games Studio

Genre: Adventure/Racing

Modes: Single and Multiplayer. XBOX Live capabilities

Platform: XBOX 360

Release Dates: (NA) Nov 11/08, (EU) Nov 14/08, (JP) Nov 20/08

ESRB Rating: E10+

STORY:
It's been 10 years since Gruntilda has attacked Spiral Mountain and both Banjo and his breegull buddy Kazooie have gotten fat and lazy, and have forgotten all of their notable abilities. When Gruntilda returns (as nothing but a skull) they meet a character by the name of Lord of Games, or L.O.G. for short and he declares one last battle between Banjo and Gruntilda.

Now for the review.

Graphics:
The graphics are very beautiful, and it's a very bright and colorful world, the style of the characters fits perfectly, sometimes though find it to bright.
Lastly the text...is bad...really bad. It's tiny and white, you have to be sitting fairly close to see what the characters are saying.
Graphics get a 7/10.

Sound:
The sounds and music of the game are great. It has many songs that are great. It even has many of the better songs from Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie that people loved. When the characters talk they have their special sounds like they did in the last 2 titles. The engine and weapon noises sound great, and there is even voice acting...albeit only in the beginning.
Sound gets a 10/10.

Gameplay:
As you probably know this one is based heavily on vehicle based gameplay. The missions aren't all that hard...but depending on the vehicle you use it can get a bit frustrating. Example
(Spoilers): There is one mission where you have to push a giant ice block(That was in BT) up to his wife, and it took me many tries as you can get the ice block stuck in the tiny holes or he'll slip from your grasp and fall to his death. Now about the actual vehicle creation. Depending on how you position your parts you can either make a terrible or great vehicle, you always need to counter balance weight, if you put the wheels to close together you'll have terrible turns, if you put parts to far ahead of the wheel you can damage your vehicle trying to get up ramps, etc.
Gameplay gets a 8/10.

Entertainment:
The missions are quite fun and just creating vehicles is quite enjoyable, especially just driving around in the test area. The dialogue for the most part is funny, but for the NPCs in Showdown Town are a nuisance also the fact that they're are to many NPCs in the main area gets annoying trying to get past them. Exploring the different worlds and Showdown Town is quite fun Lastly Gruntilda's rhyming does return which I find funny and am glad it returns, and lastly redoing missions to get the T.T. Trophies is fun.
Entertainment gets a 10/10.

Multiplayer:
Sadly I haven't been able to get to the multiplayer part so I won't be able to rate it at this time.
Multiplayer gets a N/A.

Pros:
-Great Story
-Funny
-Creating Vehicles is a blast
-Exploring is fun
-Old music from BK and BT.

Cons:
-Story isn't all that great
-The text is tiny and white.

Last Words:
Honestly you may not like the fact that it doesn't play anything like the last 2 games, but if you get past that I'm certain you will have a fun time with this game.

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and bolts gets a 8.5/10

Videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7NlrJQ7bs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWhqSIWEMlY&feature=related

Skaeryll

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TtheHero

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:36 pm


Pretty good!

If I had a 360, I wouldn't mind picking it up.

As well as the first BK on Live Arcade.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:50 pm


Wow, a lot of well written reviews as of late. Looks like I have some competition, well that's alright, I welcome the extra people writing their own reviews.

Mephisto D


Skaeryll

Dangerous Spotter

PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:27 pm


I just realized I forgot to mention the loading times.

You load when you enter and exit the lobby, load whenever Banjo replies during the talk before a mission, and it loads when you start and end missions.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:56 pm


Regulus you probably have the misfortune of playing that game on a Standard Definition TV set. Because on an HD one the text can be read perfectly. Just thought I would mention that.

Rgoodermote

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Rgoodermote

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:15 am


Hello, I am Rob and I am making my entrance into the cult by reviewing

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Developer: Grasshopper Manufacturer

Publisher: Ubisoft

Designer: Suda51

Genre: Action-adventure

Modes: Single Player

Platform: Wii

Release Date: 22 January 2008

ESRB Rating: M


STORY:
Travis Touchdown a man in a hotel called "No More Heroes" located in Santa Destroy, Ca is down and out after winning a Beam Katana from an internet auction. After meeting with Sylvia Christel, he accepts a job to kill Helter Skelter, a.k.a. The Drifter which brings him up to rank 11 in the United Assassins Association, a governing body of assassins. Realizing that he has the chance to make it to the top, he sets out to get himself to the coveted position of number one hitman in the UAA.

Review time

Graphics:
The graphics in this game are not the greatest. But I love the style. A beautiful cell shaded game reminiscent of Suda51's other game Killer7 (I want to briefly say that I friggin love Killer7). The colors are amazing due to the cell shading used, the environment is well done and detailed and the character models are just gorgeous. However the citizens of Santa Destroy are very low detailed and the cars are just as low detailed. Now I have a problem deciding whether this was done on purpose or not as the game picks on it's self for having bad graphics which makes me wonder if those are there for the humor effect. But for now I rate the graphics 8/10.

Sound:
The music in this game is just perfect. The music used is wonderful from 8-bit to a song sung in a baseball stadium by a homicidal man with a golden magnum. The voice acting is wonderful accept it is kinda iffy when Silvia gives you her "inspirational" speech before a boss battle through the Wiimote. She can either be too quite or too loud. Resulting in me either having to push my ear close the Wiimote or having to find the mute button so my grandparents do not think my girlfriend is chewing me out about having to kill some one. But you know other than all of that I give this games sound a 9 out of 10.

Controlling and Playability:
This game involves a lot of Beam Katana fights so you think you would have to swing the Wiimote round. But nope. The game uses just the A button to swing the Katana and you use the Wiimote to change Travis's fighting stance by holding the Wiimote up or down. There are a few issues with the controls that I have noted. The one that I disliked the most was during the times when you have to swing the Wiimote. During these times you swing the Wiimote like in WiiSports to swing the sword as a bat to hit a baseball back towards a line of enemies killing them all as the..well anyways I am traveling here...there can be a delay from your swing to the swing of the sword resulting in a missed ball. However I admit with this game..I can not tell if that is a problem or intentional. But it is annoying. Despite that I give the controls a 10/10 because they are solid and any one can pick it up and play it and not have to risk getting carpal tunnel from swinging the Wiimote round.

Entertainment:
I will start out by giving you the score 10/10. The gameplay is filled with exaggerated violence and gore. When you kill some one blood and coins gush from them. Now this is not all that makes it fun..just..it is the bloodiest game I have ever seen..and I played Manhunt 2...that was tame. The game is really fun. The story is over the top hilarity. It doesn't bother to even give you a rational story. It will leave you at the end with even more questions than you had from the beginning and doesn't even really bother to answer the questions you had from the start. Here are several examples of how odd this game is. You save by using toilets and you earn cash for each mission by doing odd jobs such as filling up gas tanks and if you mess up you are caught on fire. This game will have you asking "What the f**k did I just play?" and even better..you are able to choose the ending you want to see. The battles in this game can be long and complicated but very fun. The best battles are the boss battles. These can last anywhere from 30 seconds to upwards of 30 minutes. You actually need to think on most of them. With the one exception being the 30 second one..I will not ruin it..but I must tell you..there is a PS3 and Xbox 360 bash during this one. Which made the whole me not getting to fight the enemy worth it. I will complain briefly..the enemies tend to repeat themselves. This is not a huge issue. But for some it can be boring. But for most just seeing the over-top violence keeps them entertained.

Replay:
When you defeat the game you are started over from the beginning with everything you earned from the game you defeated before it. The only real reason to play this game again is to get the collectibles that are throughout the game. But there are 2 different endings..literally called "Good Ending" and "Bad Ending". But other than those. I see no reason to really play it again unless you skipped cutscenes throughout the game..you really need to watch those...so a 3/10 for replay factor.

Pros
-Fun and entertaining storyline
-Over the top battles with plenty of enemies.
-Beautiful artistic graphics.
-Easy to use controls
-Oddest story ever
-Over the top and admittedly sometimes comical violence

Cons:
-Graphics tend to be too low
-Quirky controls sometimes
-Sounds to Wiimote speaker tend to be too loud or too low
-Repetitive Enemies
-Little to no replay value

Bottom-Line
If you are interested in something different I highly recommended buying this game even though it has a low replay value and it is a must own as it is by far one of the top best Wii games out. But if you are just into a violent game that lets you get your rage out I recommend you rent it at least. The game is very enjoyable and was well worth the 5 days I sat playing it.

FINAL SCORE: 9.5/10
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:16 am


Note: I am sorry if I typed anything wrong or missed something. It is 2:30AM.

Rgoodermote

Liberal Nerd


Skaeryll

Dangerous Spotter

PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:43 pm


Rgoodermote
Regulus you probably have the misfortune of playing that game on a Standard Definition TV set. Because on an HD one the text can be read perfectly. Just thought I would mention that.

Nope. I played it on a huge a** HD TV.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:52 pm


l-Regulus-l
Rgoodermote
Regulus you probably have the misfortune of playing that game on a Standard Definition TV set. Because on an HD one the text can be read perfectly. Just thought I would mention that.

Nope. I played it on a huge a** HD TV.

Huh, that is odd..it was perfect for me...

Rgoodermote

Liberal Nerd


Rgoodermote

Liberal Nerd

PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:34 pm


This game has not come out in the US or in Europe yet. But It is out and I am glad I can speak some Japanese and Ebay is a click away. I am proud to be one of the first American reviewers to review

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Developer: Game Freak

Publishers: Nintendo and The Pokemon Company

Genre: RPG

Modes: Single-Player, Multiplayer and Online Multiplayer

Platform: Nintendo DS

Release Date: September 13th, 2008(JP)

CERO: A

STORY:
The story revolves around a disturbance upon Mt. Coronet in which a portal into the "Ruined World" (a world in which the laws of physics do not apply) is opened. This causes the climate in Sinnoh to become colder.

Now time for the review

Graphics:
I am seriously disappointed by this game. I know I should not be. But I am. The graphics are the same graphics as Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. I understand that it being pretty much Pokemon Diamond and Pearl it should have the same graphics. But they pretty much reused the graphics from the last one. For example. Even though the temperature is really cold every single one of the NPCs except for a few of the main characters wears the same exact things they wore in D and P and I know this is more a story relate issue (it is cold according to the story and everyone is wearing warm clothing). But they really should have changed the graphics for the NPCs. However I do praise the game for it's new animations. Just like Pokemon Crystal way back when and all of the others they have made the Pokemon now move. However now the gym leaders and your rivals move. Which is really cool to me. Also they upped the quality of the images used before Gym leader battles from that fuzzy mess to these very nice looking images. You know really, I love the graphics. They are perfect. Also some of the gyms have been rearranged. I won't say which ones. But you'll love the change. But I do wish for change. But even with me being disappointed by the graphics I will give them a 9/10 because they are perfect even if they need change.

Sound:
The music is basically the same as it was in D and P. There are a few new additions but nothing radical. So I actually muted the game pretty much 1/2 way through because I was just tired of hearing it. So if you have played D and P already..it is nothing special and nothing new. But you know I do love the music from D and P and the reason behind muting it is because I have the music memorized already. So I really never needed to hear it. I will give the sound an 8 out of 10. It is good, but is in need of an update.

Controlling and Playability:
The controls in this game are flawless. However I would have loved the to be more touchscreen options. That is it. I am dead serious when I say that that is it. These controls are flawless hands down. Maybe a little touchy in the touchscreen and not having a lot of touchscreen use..but they are still flawless. So I give them a 9.5/10.

Entertainment:
I have not been able to put this game down. It is addicting. The story is very different yet very similar to D and P's though so it is not too surprising. But the side quests and new additions (I will not ruin those for you they are that cool) will keep you playing this game for months after defeating the main quest. Not only that but the "Gotta Catch Em All" motto is actually used with this one because the things you earn for catching certain numbers of Pokemon are just awesome. The online multiplayer has been updated to include several new games and there is even a lobby where you can talk to people (well talk to them is a strong word. More like click on their trainer and ask them from a set amount of words). Personally I had a problem with battling online because of delay. But this is probably due to my location being in the East Coast US and the others all on the other side of the world. So I can imagine it being a lot faster when in the US. I had a lot of fun in the Wi-Fi Hirobia. So over all I call this game very fun. 10/10

Replay:
Anyone who has ever played Pokemon knows you never really replay it. You just defeat the main quest and then walk across the continent fighting things so that you can get a high level to kick your friend's a** when you get to school. This is taken to a new extreme in Platinum because you can now fight people from around the globe (note it would actually be around the country. But again, I live in US they live in Japan). So you'll never be bored because there will always be a challenge awaiting you that forces you to make your level higher. I actually ran into a few hackers by the way...it struck me how odd it is for this for this game to already have cheats out...and struck me how boring it must be to cheat in a Pokemon game as there is no challenge. So if any of you out there cheat on this game..you are missing out. Anyways, there is a huge amount of side quests to complete in this game. More than there were in D and P. This was to me the best part of the game. Knowing that they took the time to add so many quests just so we could continue playing the game. Also to add to it all. There are many new forms for certain pokemon This game is really fun and it gets a 10 out of 10 for for replay.

Pros:
-Fun
-Countless hours of gameplay
-Easy Controls
-Long and engaging storyline
-Many many many things to do
-Awesome Multiplayer
-Beautiful graphics
-Beautiful upgraded graphics
-New Pokemon forms
-New gym designs
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Cons:
-Dated graphics
-Dated music
-Touchy touchscreen
-Story is in need of a minor update
-Limited Touchscreen use
-Not in the US or Europe yet

Bottom-Line:
I love this game. That is it. I love this game. This game is perfect for those returning to the world of Pokemon and perfect for those starting to play in the world of Pokemon. But for those of you who find it kiddy I highly suggest you rent it and see how fun it is even if it is just so you can name your Pokemon dirty names at least try and see it's appeal. For everyone else this is a must have game.

Over-All Score: 10/10
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