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 Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:14 pm
 Pixie looked at Reaper then at the bottle. "Uhh..." Was all she could manage before reddening a little, then distracting herself with the menu. Even if she'd already ordered. He was so sick... so twisted... She shook her head and focused her attention to the conversation between the Joker and Kenji. Kenji had pulled out a gun. That meant someone was going to die. She grinned waiting for the fatal shot. Oh wait, she thought sadly He wants to die. That's no fun...
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:31 pm
Joker smiled, and said, "Thanks, but no, thanks..." He reached for his jacket lapel, and smelled the carnation in it, then said to Kenji, "Here, smell this..."
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 6:10 pm
Kenji took his pistol and put it back, leaning over to the Joker to smell, he knew this would sting; but only for a second.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:47 pm
"Enemy of Batman? How many of you are out there? From all we know, Bat is just a guy in a magical bunny suit...It was a bunny suit right? Why else would they call him Ba...Oh, it was a Bat suit! Well, now we know and knowing is half the battle! Wait...What about the Commissar? Can we kill him? We need to kill him!"
Greed lost his trail of thoughts of killing the Commissar when Reaper made the ever so kind of gesture of getting Greed some of that cool looking red stuff. Though he couldn’t remember what he had said to get such a gesture, Greed would try to eat or drink anything at least once, no matter how bad it tasted. In fact, such a philosophy was making Greed had thoughts about taking a bite out the table, but that stuff was to keep the good food on. If someone died in this confrontation between the kid and Joker, Greed wanted to eat the loser; the good parts, not the icky parts, the good parts like the head and arms.
"Would you feafle flease stof faking those references to that damned Wisard of Os? Sfiderman already did that shoke."
John chose to be the Scarecrow because he had a particularly fond of crows when he was a child and being a Scarecrow villain appealed to his liking. That and being a Scarecrow was more symbolic to what he did rather than being something else. This suit alone had killed people before out of sheer terror and Scarecrow wasn't going to change his alias because of some lame joke everyone used regarding it.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:48 am
Joker smiled wickedly, rapidly aimed the flower in a way that no one but the target could get it, which didn't matter too much, since the flower was a directly-close-up weapon, anyways, and squeezed the flower where it connected with his jacket, making a thick purple smoke shoot right out of it into Kenji's face. "Heh heh heh... Say hello to the Joker Toxin! It won't kill you outright, but it WILL have some interesting side effects as it leads to that eventual outcome... It's like REAL laughing gas; it'll actually make you smile and laugh! And laugh, and laugh, until your throat is so raw that you physically can't make a laughing sound anymore, and then you'll keep laughing anyways. At the same time, nerve paralysis will start to settle down in your cheek muscles, making that smile permanent. About 5 or so minutes into the ordeal, a mild case of insanity will begin to set in, but don't worry, it'll get worse as time goes on, trust me. Anyways, after a few days of increasing madness, the laughter will eventually get so severe that it will restrict, and in fact override your autonomous breathing functions, and not long after, prevent even conscious breathing from occuring, resulting in, technically, death via asfixiation. I prefer to think of THIS particular version, however, as death by happiness... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Joker pulled the fower back in towards himself, and pretended to smell it again.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:25 pm
Kenji began to cough and then chuckle as he pulled back a little from the Joker, still smirking. "Not bad, but hehhehheh, I will heheheh just suffer a case of heheheh sore throat." He said as he pulled out his pistol once again, laughing as he aimed it at his head. He pulled the trigger and let the bullet hit him in the forehead, blood shot onto the table but the bullet stopped before going too far; Kenji still laughing about it. "That hehheh still stings heheheheh." he said as he pulled the bullet out of his newly opened forehead and let it regenerate in a matter of seconds.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:44 pm
Pixie had enough. "My turn!" She shouted leaping up from her spot and throwing her hands on the table. "I wanna try! " She demanded looking at Kenji with a sultry smile.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:25 pm
"Depends on heheheh your going to heheheh do! hahahahaha!" Kenji said, his laughter becoming louder now.
[I should make Kenji into a Jester 2 just to piss Joker off! XD
I would hate to play Russian Roulette with Deadpool and Kenji. eek ]
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:32 pm
"I was thinking something creative. Fun, well for me, yet horrid and brutal...." She sighed "So many choices..." she added casually flipping her hair back and grinning.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:43 pm
"We love you guys! Everything you all do benefits us! When one of you dies, we get to eat early! We wanted to try human to see how it tasted."
Greed wasn't too picky; he didn't care who died, but if someone did, he would make sure to 'dispose of the corpse the best he could, though he probably would leave behind the torso of whoever he ate since there were just some parts no person wanted to eat. Despite that, maybe he could just try to eat the corpse whole and it would be more PG that way, since clothes didn't matter to Greed's digestive system. Pixie seemed like an interesting taste, Kenji seemed to also have a chance of tasting good, but Joker had a variable that made him seem like a nasty tasting meal since Greed had no clue how old he was; he could be past his prime. Greed couldn't help but wonder about what would Hannibal Lector do?
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:51 pm
"You are not eating me!" Pixie snapped glaring at Greed. "Ridiculous." She muttered to herself shaking her head. She turned towards Kenji and with the tips of her fingers she created a telepathic hold around Kenji's neck. Slowly she pulled her fingers closer to her palm, grinning from ear to ear. "Not so tough are you darling?"
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:00 pm
Kenji only began to laugh hoarsely as he quickly took a dagger out of his pocket and held it facing Pixie, a staff shot out of it and let the dagger stab her in the arm quickly.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:19 pm
"Oh that wasn't very nice..." Pixie muttered, holding her grip on Kenji and pulling the dagger out of her arm. It hurt like hell, but she tried to ignore it. "You were so willing to die a few moments ago... what happened?" she mocked smirking. Blood was now flowing freely from her arm and she paled a little.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:28 pm
(( Jester 2 would have to suffer the same fate as his predecessor, but at Joker's hands, if possible. Just my opinion ))
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:38 am
"Ah, but only if you're dead Pixie...Trying to eat anything alive is a real hassle, why do you think snakes are so grumpy?"
Greed wanted to help Pixie actually since he didn't know who Kenji was, but he already had Joker and Pixie against him; why add anymore of a beating? This meeting was however making Greed very bored and when he was bored, he ate and maybe at times tried to kill something. Greed bent forward and took a nice big bite out the table which he preceded to chew and then swallow. The table wasn't that tasty since it still tasted like windex –despite windex being made for windows- from someone washing it. Greed took a bit of the table chunks between his teeth and flicked it at Scarecrow; laughing as he did.
Scarecrow flinched for a second and then looked back at Greed, anger burning in his eyes from the idiot throwing a part of his latest meal at his head. Scarecrow was getting sick of this whole meeting and could have been at Stark Industries by now putting forward his plans; not hanging out with a bunch of lunatics. Scarecrow aimed his sleeve at Greed as he laughed and the Fear Toxin came out and hit Greed directly in the face. For a moment, Greed stopped laughing and constantly looked at everyone in the room and he kept doing this. Greed showed no signs of panic or stress, he just kept looking from person to person while he was drooling.
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