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 Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:33 pm
I divorced her cause she'd rather stare at the stars than me... *runs off in tears*
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:00 pm
I divorced her cuz she's so cold.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:12 pm
I divorced her because she was too busy staring off into space (literally) to spend any time with me.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:46 pm
I divorced him, because I don't do dude's. It's not my thing.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:14 pm
I divorced him he's too slow.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:26 pm
SLOW>>> you havent been on my cycle yet!! I divorced her because ...well just because!
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:39 pm
I divorced him cuz of that stinking weed in his mouth.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:14 pm
I divorced her because she is a lush.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:39 am
I divorced Santa because he hangs out all night.
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:25 am
I divorced her because she refuses to take that cape off and wash it... do you have any idea how much fur stinks?!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:22 am
I divorced her because she complains too much.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:39 am
I divorced her because... she eats skulls. For breakfast. eek
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:03 am
I divorced her because
she likes Prunnies instead of Grunnies.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:44 pm
I divorced her because.... Well why not in this age and time!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:18 pm
I divorced him because he is too wet.
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