A tea party seemed like the next best thing to slaughtering candy and baked goods, so at the sight of the towering treats, Phoenix decided it was time to eat her feelings.
Everything looked appealing, but the banana split in particular caught her eye. A mountain of ice cream. She dug in with gusto, cringed at the resulting brain freeze, and inspected the rainbow sprinkled closely before deciding that they were not quite so charming at such a large size. After awhile though, a sudden apprehension filled her, causing the gryphon to run off in search of her friend.
Taym...no Slain was in grave danger of some sort. Actually what sort of name was Slain anyway? It was the sort of name murdered people had. Lawrence was here now and no doubt he'd give them trouble given the least bit of opportunity. This was terrible and he was s**t at looking after himself, he needed someone lookin out for him, like her or Konstantin...
Konstantin...
Grim-faced, Phoenix hurried along even faster.
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My character's username: Phoenix My character's level: 19 (exp: 75/100) Character's HP: 30 Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character:
Tall and curvy with a proud bearing, Phoenix strides about in red and black Gryphon armour like it was designed just to swirl dramatically about her and emphasize how freaking majestic she is. From the name, to the cockscomb of a faux hawk, to vivid orange-red eyes, Phoenix's appearance announces: I bring the fire.
My character's username: Phymi My character's level: 8 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Cheshire Cat Current party: N/A Current Guild: N/A Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character: On the shorter side, wearing a brown and white cheshire coat, blue scarf, and a tail. Cat ears and tail are both brown as well. She's got orange hair and orange eyes, and both knees. Very important. Character journal:Here
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Steeling herself, Phoenix once again went to the land of epic desserts. The first try has not been...spectacular. But this was a quest, which possibly made it also a mission. Her job. She could do this no problem, and the last effect had only lasted an hour.
She'd try the peach cobbler. You couldn't go wrong with peaches.
Storming up to a giant the peach cobbler, she took a large bite. Tears soon filled her eyes. God it was so ******** good.
Sniffing she said, "Good food makes me so damn emotional. It's like taking somebody's love and consideration and putting it inside you."
Phoenix paused with a frown. That is not a thing she'd normally voice aloud. It was dangerous close to Feelings Talk. Hurriedly she backed away from the table and started running.
"I've got a habit of talking to animals and toys and random s**t and naming them because I used to be alone a lot and didn't have a cellphone to just text all my feelings out and plus no many people I'd even want to share them with all said..."
Oh god.
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My character's username: Phoenix My character's level: 19 (exp: 75/100) Character's HP: 30 Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character:
Tall and curvy with a proud bearing, Phoenix strides about in red and black Gryphon armour like it was designed just to swirl dramatically about her and emphasize how freaking majestic she is. From the name, to the cockscomb of a faux hawk, to vivid orange-red eyes, Phoenix's appearance announces: I bring the fire.
Dog made a little sound that might have been a yelp as Hots suddenly shrank. When no further odd effects appeared, though, he carefully picked her up, because being doll-sized and underfoot was kind of dangerous. "Your screen name fits even better now," he said, and giggled.
Beside the plate with the apple pie, a plate of huge red velvet cupcakes sat, looking and smelling irresistable. Dog hesitated for a moment, because he was almost certain that if he tasted the pastries, something would happen to him too. But what had happened to Hots was harmless, and it wasn't exactly fair if he didn't join in, and if he didn't try anything he'd wonder forever what would have happened. And anyway, the cupcakes smelled really good. Dog broke a bit of the nearest cupcake off and nibbled on it.
Nothing seemed to happen. He shrugged and ate the rest of the piece. Then he looked down to ask Hots if she wanted a piece, and discovered that his whole outfit had turned bright pink. " ... I don't think this is a good color on me," he said bemusedly.
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My character's username: InvisibleDog My character's level: 9 Character's HP: /30 Character's Job Class: Dormouse Current party: - Current Guild: Eat Me Location: Small IC description of character: Tall male with light skin, short purple hair, and hazel eyes. He wears white mouse ears and a pair of tiny white feathered wings. His Dormouse coat is white. Character journal:Log
It was essentially fate: Taym had a weakness for sweets, and of all the sweets he had a weakness for, there was one in particular that could get past all of his defenses.
On the one hand, eating here probably didn't make him gain any weight, so it probably didn't count in the horrific mental game he was by now constantly playing. On the other hand, eating the caterpillar's cake had led to a thoroughly horrific experience.
But... peaches.
He was disappointed that the texture of a really good peach did not translate so well when the peach was several times larger than he was, but the syrup was still tolerable.
"One time," he conversationally told a confused-looking bystander, "I was at school and I--"
no wait.
Oh no.
MY STATS
My character's username: The Waxwing Slain My character's level: 6 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Caterpillar Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Waxwing fits neatly into the "attractively weatherbeaten highwayman" archetype: rough brown hair falling a bit longer than his coarsely-stubbled jaw, a rakish scar across one brow, a lean and wiry build,and a general bearing of ne'er-do-well garnished with an unimpressed, "been there, done that" stare from dark, deep-set eyes. A pair of dark stag's antlers finish the carefully-constructed suggestion of a barely-tamed animal.
Whose face was very like a crow, With eyes, like cinders, all aglow, Who seemed distracted with his woe--
Well that had been terrible. Nothing else could really top that, so it was an oddly upbeat Phoenix that tried the next dessert. The honey tart was fantastic and sticky in the best way, and soon she found herself shrinking and growing smaller until she was a small, piratey, march hare.
Could be worse.
Looking in the shiny reflection of a massive, well-polished butter knife, Phoenix decided that she was ******** adorable.
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My character's username: Phoenix My character's level: 22 (exp: 75/100) Character's HP: 30 Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character:
Tall and curvy with a proud bearing, Phoenix strides about in red and black Gryphon armour like it was designed just to swirl dramatically about her and emphasize how freaking majestic she is. From the name, to the cockscomb of a faux hawk, to vivid orange-red eyes, Phoenix's appearance announces: I bring the fire.
Natt was back at the table of food, eager to - as her name implied - nom all the things. She avoided the treat that turned her pink, and the next one that turned her into a rabbit, and eventually came to a banana split that looked rather safe. Bananas were good for you, right? There was no way this one could possibly go wrong.
With a strangely predatory shriek of joy she pounced on the food and tried to eat as much of it as she could; but the more mouthfuls she had the more she started to feel really strange. It was a worried sort of strange, where she knew for a fact that something terrible was about to happen to someone she imagined to be very close to her.
The worry grew and grew, until she let out a wounded cry and flung PMs at the poor featherbrain.
kurooopu
< TO attemptedmurder: SOMETHING BAD'S GOING TO HAPPEN
R U OK
DON'T DO WHATEVER IT IS UR ABOUT TO DO
OR YOU'LL DIE
OAO DON'T DIE FEATHERHEAD
I'LL MISS YOU
BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE BAD THINGS >
MY STATS
My character's username: NomAllTheThings My character's level: 22 Character's HP: 30 / 30 Character's Job Class: Mad Hatter Current party: -- Current Guild: -- Location: Mad Tea Party Small IC description of character: See image Character journal:Here
As soon as the PM was sent to attemptedmurder she felt a little better, but only a little. The only way she knew how to fend off the rest of what she termed as 'the sads' was to, obviously, eat. So the little Mad Hatter of a Wendigo went and surveyed the rest of the food around her, and eventually settled on eating the cake pops that were closest to her.
The worry vanished, but she felt like she was invisible, in the best of ways. Like the 'mess with people and pretend you were a ghost' way. Sadly it seemed there was nobody around to take advantage of this and she had to move on to the next dessert in order to fend off this new round of the sads.
MY STATS
My character's username: NomAllTheThings My character's level: 22 Character's HP: 30 / 30 Character's Job Class: Mad Hatter Current party: -- Current Guild: -- Location: Mad Tea Party Small IC description of character: See image Character journal:Here
Of the desserts she had tried, it seemed that the banana split was the only one that didn't make her pink, or turn her into a rabbit, or make her scream in tongues; it seemed perfectly harmless. So back to the banana split she went, crawling onto the lip of the bowl to free fall into the ice cream, chewing away at the treat the moment her face landed in it.
In an event that felt entirely unrelated to everything else, she began to feel that gnaw of worry again, for someone she had seen twice now. Someone who had been really, really nice to her despite everything else so, without even hesitating, she starting to fling PMs to WarQueen.
xSeussi
< TO warqueen: WARQUEEN R U ALIVE
R U OK
I FEEL REALLY STRANGE AND WORRIED AND I THINK SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO U
PLZ DONT LET ANYHTING BAD HAPPEN 2 U OK
I LIKE U AND KILLSTEAL BUT MOSTLY U
ALSO NOTSTUPID THINKS I'M TOO LOUD OAO I'M NOT TOO LOUD AM I? R U SURE THIS IS OK?>
The more she ate the more uncomfortable she felt, and her worries soon switched from warqueen to someone else; someone she never remembered seeing, but knew their username clearly. Natt let out a keening whine, grabbing the bottom hem of her shirt and hopping from one foot to the other; this was bad, this was really, really bad!
Unable to help it, she pinged another PM to a seemingly random user:
x_ p a o cx
< TO SlKiiNL3SS: I DUNNO WHO U R
BUT WHATEVER UR DOIN NOW
STOP
JUST STOP OAO
SOMETHING BAD'S GONNA HAPPEN AND I DON'T WANT YOU HUUUUUUUURT OK? >
MY STATS
My character's username: NomAllTheThings My character's level: 22 Character's HP: 30 / 30 Character's Job Class: Mad Hatter Current party: -- Current Guild: -- Location: Mad Tea Party Small IC description of character: See image Character journal:Here
He had tried only one desert previously, and decided to try his chance at a second. He walked around for a while, weighing his options.
Before he settled on trying a bit of the apple pie. It looked too good to pass up, and he was a sucker for fruits. That was, until, he started to realize that his world was suddenly becoming larger. The piece of pie in his hand started to get bigger, so he dropped it thinking that was the problem. Then he realized it wasn't, he was getting SMALLER.
"Eeeeep." His little voice came out, looking around, running to hide least he be stepped on first!
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My character's username: DreamCatcher (DC for Short) My character's level: 28 Character's HP: 40/40 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Herald Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Light Brown skin, Medium Length Black hair, Bright Blue eyes. A pair of Matching black bunny ears on his head. His outfit is mostly a coat, which is a light blue with black fuzzy trim. Gold buttons, black pants and blue shoes. Character journal:[ Battle Entry Log ]
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:25 am
Still tiny, he found himself very carefully moving around in the hopes to find some sort of food that would make him normal sized again.
Unfortunately none of these confections came with 'how to' guides, so it was anyones guess at this point. He remembered seeing something else he wanted to try, and someone walking away from it looking normal sized... so it was worth a shot. Mustering up his courage he darted towards the cake pops. Using a discarded stick he climbed up the side, and took a nibble of one.
He soon found himself back at full sized but... "Wait, Im invisible?" He stared at his body in wondr. Huh, apparently he could see himself but no one could see him? Cool!
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My character's username: DreamCatcher (DC for Short) My character's level: 28 Character's HP: 40/40 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Herald Current party: Current Guild: Location: Small IC description of character: Light Brown skin, Medium Length Black hair, Bright Blue eyes. A pair of Matching black bunny ears on his head. His outfit is mostly a coat, which is a light blue with black fuzzy trim. Gold buttons, black pants and blue shoes. Character journal:[ Battle Entry Log ]
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:05 pm
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It was really scary running away from the jabberwocky, and the mere thought sent her into shivers, but when she came across this new land with all its delectable treats and trinkets, she couldn't help but let out an excited squeal, her past trauma already forgotten.
Ohhh, all the teacups, even though giant, were so cute and adorable! And the treats! She quickly ran over the apple pie and dived in, munching happily. Ohhhhh, so sweet, so tasty, so... divine! She cupped her sticky hands to her face with a look of pure delight. So crunchy, and the cinnamon... she positively LOVED sweet things!
And so, she hadn't noticed the change that happened to her at first, still reveling in the dessert's scrumptious aftertaste, until she noticed that, oh wow, those teacups seemed a LOT bigger. Heeeheheeeeheee
MY STATS
My character's username: blanc_usagi My character's level: 4 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Current party: N/A Current Guild: N/A Location: Tea Party Character journal:[x]
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 pm
Even tiny, her appetite for sweets wasn't curbed, and the next to fall victim to her sweet tooth was the honey tart. So much honey! Despite the mess it caused, she jumped into it, laughing as the cool sticky liquid engulfed her feet. It was really hard to move in, but this was kind of fun, kinda like hopping in giant giant puddles! Except a lot stickier. And thicker.
She slowly waddled her way over to tart, and then stuck her face into it, chewing. She felt something shift (perhaps it was her getting bigger?), but not by much. Her height though...
She had always been tiny, but something felt different. Her ears twitched, but that was normal too. And then she rubbed her face. ...eh? Looking down, she noticed that her hands, while still sticky, were... different. Even through the honey, she felt... fur? She reached up to touch her face again, and realized it wasn't just her hands, but her face too. And then she rubbed her nose, and noticed it seemed bigger. Flatter. And then she looked down.
... She wasn't extremely versed with animal physiology, but even she knew that she was looking at... rabbit feet? Oh! Had she... turned into a rabbit? Rather than freaking out, she only let out an excited squeal, and hopped around. A bunny, a bunny! This was like a dream come true! She always wanted to be a cute fuzzy wuzzy bunny~
MY STATS
My character's username: blanc_usagi My character's level: 4 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Current party: N/A Current Guild: N/A Location: Tea Party Character journal:[x]
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:22 pm
Even as a rabbit, she found herself craving sweets even MORE, if such a thing was possible. With a somewhat maniac giggle, she hopped on over to the velvet cupcakes, nuzzled them, and then took a big bite.
Mmm, cream cheese! Totally engrossed, she hadn't notice herself slowly shift back to being human (or well, MORE human), and continued eating the way she would when she was a rabbit, when she caught sight of her outfit.
... pink? ... oh, that meant she wasn't a bunny anymore. Bummer. But her clothes were pink!! She giggled happily and made snow angels in the pink sprinkles.
MY STATS
My character's username: blanc_usagi My character's level: 4 Character's HP: 30/30 Character's Job Class: White Rabbit Current party: N/A Current Guild: N/A Location: Tea Party Character journal:[x]
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:23 pm
Trex stared. "What did you EAT? You are a tree!" He exclaimed, and then stared, mouth agape as his tree-husband crawled over on mobile roots to come rescue him. Well, the kid supposed being a tree wasn't so bad. Until said tree began to suffer from a terrible distraction, leafy branches examining the little device. Then the tree-husband "H-hey! What if that thing comes over here? What if I respawn in jello every time and get totally stuck?!"
But there was no persuading adventuremaster-tree. Maybe he did marry a jerk after all...
The teen floundered, and tried to wiggle his way out of the jello, but every time he pushed at it with his limbs they merely parted the gelatine mass and got him more stuck. There was no purchase, and no chance he could free himself without the other guy giving him a hand. With a sigh he resigned himself to being stuck.
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