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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:46 pm
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
I must try to control my impulses
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:07 am
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not Sexually Molest Professor Snape
I must not...oh screw it!
*Storms out of detention and runs to Professor Snape's private dungeon rooms and have him sexually molested...and like it wink *
*Returns hours later*
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
I must not take long to Sexually molest Professor Snape
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:59 pm
I will not turn malfoy into a ferret and put him down my pants I will not turn malfoy into a ferret and put him down my pants I will not turn malfoy into a ferret and put him down my pants I will not turn malfoy into a ferret and put him down my pants yes I will
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:40 am
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue_hottie77 wrote
I Will Not Laugh At What blue... rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAOROTFLLMAOOMGHEHEHAHAHAHAHHAHAH mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:36 am
((nice one blue_hottie77!))
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
I will not rape Draco Malfoy in his sleep.
Hehehe...... twisted
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:02 pm
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
I will not tell Professor Snape to go screw a lemon
nor will I tell him it should be just small enough to work for him.
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NarutoUzumaki sexynojutsu
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:38 pm
((good one Fiyori!))
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
I will not use an Unforgivable Curse while I'm a house elf.
Oh who am I kidding. *turns to a random student* IMPERIO! *makes them finish sentences* mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:33 pm
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
Must not let Fluffy out from guarding the Chamber of Secrets.
OH SCREW THAT!
GO FOR IT FLUFFY!!!
FREEDOM FOR YOU FLUFFY!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:31 am
I mustn't drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputation
I mustn't drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputation
I mustn't drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputation
I mustn't drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputation
I mustn't drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputat... wait a second, why shouldn't I?
*drinks the potion and proceeds making out with Draco in the highly visible dining room then returns to writing lines after passing by harry in the hall in my true appearance and telling him draco is looking for him down in the diniing hall*
It is too fun not to drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputation
It is too fun not to drink the polymorph potion to ruin Harry Potter's reputation
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:10 pm
I must not tell lies
I must not tell lies
I must not tell lies
I must not tell lies
actually I'm telling the truth umbridge blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:52 am
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
I must never hang Mr. Filch from the ceiling and let peeves tickle him.
Hangs filsh from the ceiling and has peeves tickle him. ninja
Filches laugh is to scarey I wont ever do that again. burning_eyes crying gonk eek
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:13 pm
I will not convince other house elves that bathroom cleaners taste like pumpkin juice
I will not convince other house elves that bathroom cleaners taste like pumpkin juice
I will not convince other house elves that bathroom cleaners taste like pumpkin juice...
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:10 pm
I will not lock Fred and George in a room with me and have my wicked ways with them.
I will not lock Fred and George Weasley in a room with me and have my wicked ways with them.
I will not lock Fred and George Weasley in a room with me and have my wicked ways with them.
I will not lock Fred and George Weasley in a room with me and have my wicked ways with them.
I will not lock Fred and George Weasley in a room with me and have my wicked ways with them.
I will not lock Fred and George Weasley in a room with me; WAIT YES THE BLOODY HELL I WILL.
-grabs Fred and George and locks them in a room with me, does not return for the rest of the night-
Now on i will have my wicked ways with Fred and George Weasley.
Now on i will have my wicked ways with Fred and George Weasley.
Now on i will have my wicked ways with Fred and George Weasley.
-Smirks-
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:48 pm
I must not randomly kiss boys in the halls.
I must not randomly kiss boys in the halls.
I must not randomly kiss boys in the halls.
I must not randomly kiss boys in the halls.
I must not randomly kiss boys in the halls.
I must not randomly kiss boys in the halls.
*kisses a random boy in the hall who turns out to be draco* "Mmmmm...." *Draco punches me in the face*
I must randomly kiss Draco in the halls.
I must randomly kiss Draco in the halls.
I must randomly kiss Draco in the halls.
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WickedRentSpringAwakening
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:57 am
Jack: Where to, Miss?
I will not cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will not cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will not cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will not cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will not cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will not cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
WAIT it is to hilarious not to! ENGORGIO'S SOME DUST BUNNIES AND WATCHES THEM ATTACK SNAPE.
I will cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
I will cast engorgio on the dust bunnies and order them to attack Snape
Rose: To the stars.
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