About Me
Name: Roller Riot
Gender: Female
Orientation: Gay menace
Cutie Mark: A brightly colored helmet
Purpose: Roller Derby queen
Personality: Riot is a pony who likes good food, bad laughs, and loud company. Competition is her calling, and derby is her true love - though they're both usually her downfall as well. Crashes and regrettable dares are just as much a part of her daily routine as brushing her mane. But who cares so long as the ponies keeps cheering? While Riot has quite a large ego she's not above making a fool out of herself for the enjoyment of others. It's just a shame that she also likes to drag her friends into her antics, but whats a few hot sauce shots between pals?
Likes: Derby, skate tricks, Jackass level antics, greasy food, varnish quality alcohol, bad jokes, parties, lying to children, being a nuisance, pretty girls, strong girls, attached girls, girls in general, uglycute, sewing/knitting, tacky crap
Dislikes: Having to act like a proper adult, tiny dried up marshmallows in hot chocolate packs, cleaning, losing, spending time not around other people, people who can't take a joke
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