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[PRP] Let's start a riot! [Shrill X/Banshee/Roller Riot]

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Ruriska
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:54 pm


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The place was banging. It was a loud and raging party, a Saturday night to remember- or not, depending on how much you decided to drink.

But within the chaos of The Grasslands dance club there was one small bastion of calm, one tiny section that had been hastily roped off not with actual ropes but a barrier of empty beer bottles. It was one section at the end of the bar that seated a young filly, happily colouring in the smiling poptart in her book and occasionally taking sips of her fruit mocktail.

Banshee turned slightly in her seat towards her big sister, Shrill X, her voice somehow easily carrying over the loud music and asked, "What colour should I do the eyes?"

Shrill X was lining up shots and taking them down with grim determination, her gaze occasionally slipping sideways to the little girl that was totally not her daughter but definitely was even if they were pretending she wasn’t right now.

At the question she shuffled closer on her seat, peering down at the poptart with its goofy grin. "Red. Yeah, gotta be red. That’ll make him part cherry flavour." She patted Banshee awkwardly on the shoulder and threw down another shot. Good time out, that’s what they were going to have. Thriller was off at some sleepover, so it was girl time. Whatever the hell that meant.

"You gotta call."

Shrill X blinked at the phone the barman offered her and then accepted it gingerly, mouthing ‘I’ll be right back’ to Banshee before putting it to her ear. She was already off the seat and stepping over the beer barrier, her last words drifting back…

"Whaaaat, don’t be ridiculous, of course I didn’t bring Banshee to the club. Come on dad, I’m not- it’s just loud music, geez..."

Biblioburro
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:45 pm


User ImagePersonally, Riot was planning on not remembering. Namely because the best stories were always born out of the nights she could plausibly deny happened. Like the morning after a bar crawl that she found four humans in her home, all of them named after the ninja turtles. Or the time she woke up four miles outside of phonyland proper in a mascot costume and hand cuffs.

At least that had been her plan, it all sort of fell through when she spotted something that didn't quite mesh with the rest of the scene. Either the drinking age had dropped dramatically when she wasn't looking or someone's tummy goblin had gotten free. Either way, Riot needed to be a responsible adult and... something about being a mature adult, blah blah, social responsibility, blah blah it takes a village. Nothing related to the fact that her sister (???) was the mayor of babe town USA (population her) and what better way than to get in good with the babe than to be friendly with the baby.

It was supposed to be a cool entrance, but she hadn't really banked on there being a forcefield of beer bottles blocking the way. So she hopped over them, straight into the bar stool with way too much velocity, which ended with her simultaneously whacking her side right into the bar and spinning around like the wold's saddest carousel. And one who valiantly avoided cursing in front of a child.

"Hey- ugh... gimme a sec." She spun around a few times until she lost momentum, of course facing the wrong direction. She had to awkwardly reorient herself properly, which really stripped the last of the cool points she had tried to use for this whole maneuver. Riot tried hard to look casual, leaning against the bar like her side wasn't killing her, but maybe just doubling down on being a walking embarrassment would have been smarter. "Hey there. So are you just really short, or did you sneak in with a really convincing stilt/trench coat combo?"


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:13 am


After Shrill X had wandered off with the phone, Banshee had continuing on colouring, one pink tongue poking out the side of her mouth. It remained there as new Phony stumbled over with what she quickly decided to be a very cool ‘Bar Smack and Spin’ routine, one that she would definitely attempt to emulate in future. Her tongue disappeared back where it belonged.

"Hi," she squeaked. This lady was obviously very very cool with her big hair and her super moves. "I am pretty short but that’s because I’m a kid. My sis bought me." She moved her colouring book and pencils closer to her new friend. "Wanna colour stuff with me?"

Biblioburro
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:23 pm


God bless the eyes of a child, so kind to her. If only she knew how forgiving the adorable little tyke was.

"Fuuuu-" SWEARS! CHILD! ABORT! "-uuuhhhHeck yeah!" Riot hopped one stool closer so that she could take over one of the pages. Red and Black were her first color choices. She had some plans for this poptart. "So I'm guessing your sister is the pretty chick with the-" She dragged her hoof over her hair from back to front, the brightly colored mess bouncing back into place once it swept through. Hair spray was a powerful tool. "She got a name?" A pause. "For that matter, you got a name? I mean I can just call you munchkin all night but I'm at least like half sure you're old enough to have a name." She grinned at the little girl, obviously teasing. And then immediately turned back to the poor poptart she was drawing to look like it had bites taken out of it. "If you're worried about all that stranger danger crap, then I can go first. I'm Riot. And I'm a riot."


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:03 pm


Banshee was more than happy to spill all the beans to her new friend. "Yeah, she’s really cool. Sometimes she watches us sleeping through the window and we pretend we don’t know. I’m not supposed to be here today and pa is going to be really mad but she said I need to experience life early and see cool things… and also that she wanted a drink." As she spoke, she was giving the poptart green teeth. "Her name is Shrill X and mine is Banshee and it’s nice to meet you Miss. Riot. Wow, you’re really good at colouring."

There was the clatter of bottles as Shrill X returned, forgetting her own barrier existed and sending them rolling away into the crowd. "Woah, oh man, I don’t think he believed my bullshit," she said as she collided heavily with the bar at Banshee’s other side, in much the same way Riot had but without the ‘elegant spin’. She sent the phone sliding down the bar, as far away from her as possible.

"If he asks, don’t say anything. I mean, I know that’s hard for you but- woah, who is this?" She had finally noticed Riot. "Are you harassing my kiiiiid siiiister?" Oops, she’d nearly just said straight up kid and the words ended up coming out in a long, awkward hiss. Cover it in bravado, Shrill! "If you are I’ll mess you up! Even if you are cute!"

"She’s not harassing me," Banshee piped up.

"Oh, well, never mind then. You want a drink?"

Biblioburro
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:44 pm


Riot nodded sagely as Banshee went on. Obviously she had herself a good sister, which kind of added to the bad girl charm she had going for her already. "She seems like a smart gal. T-B-H I don't see why they don't have rooms for ponies to keep their lil' tater tots in while they party. Ain't like anyone's gonna accidentally serve you booze or anything." Obviously getting drunk through osmosis was the issue here, and not at all the very visible couple at the other end of the bar who were busy hunting for gold in each other's tonsils. Which was kind of gross, like come on, get a room. Or a closet. Or a discrete alleyway, like Riot always did.

"Thanks for the compliment, kiddo. I actually trained for years in the mountains in order to color this well. Sitting under waterfalls and all that crap." With a few finishing touches her poptart was complete, it's big goofy expression turned glassy and dead, a little speech bubble popping up at the top that said 'fiiilllllllllllllliiiiinnnnggggg!'. She had even added drops of strawberry filling falling from it's mouth for good measure. She was just about ready to explain Zombietart(™)'s backstory when Banshee came crashing back into the scene.

Wow he had so many things to say. Shrill was there for not even a minute and already she had a bone to pick.

"Woah woah woah, okay so pause. I didn't know we could swear around the kid!" It was a very serious bone. "Geeeeeez. I wouldn't have been tryin' to be all Pee-Gee if I knew that!" Riot was a grown a** pony, this was an important reminded as she was busy pouting like a spoiled five year old who didn't get the toy she wanted.

At least being called cute was a good excuse for a one-track mind to rocket off in a completely different direction. "Yeah I wasn't really harassing her, but if you wanna mess me up that's still an option. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge." Pchooooo. There it goes. "But I mean if that's off the table I'll certainly take that drink."


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Roller "Oh ******** yeah, I get to swear around children!" Riot

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:53 pm


There was a moment in which Banshee learnt that Roller Riot was some sort of pro colouring champion who had trained under a waterfall in the mountains just like in the movies and her eyes lit up. She was imagining the great colour battles, pencils in hoof as two combatants soared across the treetops and left their mark on paper.

"Woah, woah, woah!" Shrill X repeated, putting a hoof up that said ‘woah!’ just as much as her mouth did. "I did not swear. Did I?" She glanced at Banshee, who didn’t notice because she was still looking at Riot with big, sparkly eyes. "Bullshit isn’t swearing. I mean if I’d said fu- uuuudge I’d better not."

She squinted at Roller Riot’s obvious come on and then clambered up onto her seat and waved over the barman. "It’s on the table but it’s gotta wait for dessert. Ya know, after I drop the squirt back home. I’ll need somewhere to hide anyway, so we’re going to your place."

"TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE WATERFALL," Banshee practically exploded the words out, she was that excited.

Shrill X banged the counter top a couple of times. "Yo hey, just make us some drinks. On the tab. You know. Something fancy with fruit in it or something. That's my man."

Biblioburro
XD Not swearing isn't something that has ever occurred to Shrill... even in front of children.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:31 pm


"Pretty sure bullshit counts. But I mean it ain't like you're her mom. You can just be the cool sister who teaches her swears and anarchist rituals. Or whatever the ******** it is cool older sisters teach adorable little squirts." She shrugged, offhand. Obviously Shrill could ruin the kid as much as she pleased, it was only the parental units that had to deal with things like angry calls from the school, or dying their kid's hair back to it's natural colors. That was why Riot never really wanted kids of her own, she was aiming more for being someone's cool aunt.

"Knock yourself out, my couch is open to all hot babes on the run from nebulous entities. But if it's the authorities you gotta tell me, I'm no good with improvisation when badges are involved." She didn't mind lying to the cops, just required that she be given at least a heads up beforehand. She would (and has) do anything if a pretty girl looked at her the right way. It's gotten Riot stuck in a trash can more than once.

Apparently scheduling a hook up wasn't interesting enough for thing one over here. She needed tales of whimsy and sweetass roseart ninjas and Riot was just the kind of girl to give it to her. "Alright alright, you wanna learn about the waterfall? I'll tell you everything. But you have to promise to keep this a secret, if everyone else knows they'll try to use my powers for their own selfish gain. This has to stay between you, me, and Shrill. And I guess the bartender. He seems pretty trustworthy. Gotta trust the peeps who make your drinks because otherwise who else can we trust? No one. The answer is no one."


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Neither of them should be in charge of any foals and yet here they are

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:02 pm


"I yeah, totally not her mom, I mean, not even close." Shrill X’s laugh was perhaps slightly too forced but she covered it by jumping on to the next topic of conversation. "No badges, just my- our dad- damn it!" She ran a hoof through her hair and continued as if she hadn’t interrupted herself with more swearing. "Look, he’s just blah blah blah all the time, gotta be a good example, don’t take her to clubs, don’t get drunk, you know, boring stuff and it’s better if he has time to cool off before I see him next." It would probably surprise anyone that the mild-manner stallion was even capable of terrifying his daughter but Lullaby on the warpath was never fun.

"I-I won’t tell no one," Banshee breathed (loudly) out. "Not even my brother. Well, maybe my brother. Can I please tell my brother? Oh please!" Her eyes went wide and pleading. There was no secret in the world she would keep from her brother. They were like two egg yolks. Never to be parted! Until the egg was cracked and someone with a spatula cut through the white.

"Wait, what’s this about a waterfall?" Shrill X interjected and was immediately distracted by the arrival of their drinks. "Woah, thanks dude. Pina colada’s, good call. Awesome." She grabbed the little umbrella and tucked it behind Banshee’s ear. "There ya go."

Biblioburro
It'll benefit Banshee in the long run. I'm sure of it. (when she becomes a colouring book ninja)
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