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 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:44 pm
I fell through the cloud on my way back to Earth. I dropped a nontoxic mushroom.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:48 pm
The mushroom went rotten and I dropped it on an elephant who got mad at me and squished me. I dropped a newly-born star
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:00 pm
I burnt up trying to catch the new star. I dropped ashes.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:50 am
I suffocated o the ashes.
I dropped a lawyer.
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Robotic Zamat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:56 am
My head exploded from listening to the lawyer. I dropped an apple pie.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:24 pm
I picked up the apple and got hexed by the witch who had wanted to give it to her daughter-in-law.
I dropped a sausage.
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Robotic Zamat Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:07 pm
I was killed by a hobo for taking his lunch. I dropped a candle.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:29 pm
I was drowned in oil while trying to put it on the candle so that it would burst into flame. I dropped an action film.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:55 pm
I got shot during the gunfight while watching the action film. I dropped a green bean.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:31 pm
The green bean grew into a beanstalk and a giant fell from the top, crushing me. I dropped odorless perfume.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:17 am
My sister sprayed her perfume in my face causing me to stumble blindly over the edge of the Grand Canyon. I dropped a football helmet.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:26 pm
I tripped on the football helmet, landing on my back on a sharp giant rock, which cut my spinal cord. I dropped an m&m
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:44 pm
I choked on the m&m. I dropped a kangaroo.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:13 pm
I got into a boxing match with the kangaroo, and lost fatally. I dropped a a flip-flop.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:16 pm
I tripped over a flip flop and into a gator pit. The gators threw out my femur.
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