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 Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:04 pm
Olympians: Yes, but for fun instead of fighting each other we'll kill all mortals, including you.
My request: Ares, can you make wars more exciting please?
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:32 am
Ares: Sure, for excitement every single city within 20 miles of yours will be bombed regularly. And you will be dead.
Oh Great Athena, can you guide me to a copy of 2000 Most Challenging and Obscure Words at my local bookstore?
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:31 am
Athena: Sure, but once you use it your intelligence will rival mine, and I'll have to do away with you.
Morpheus: Can you stop sending me dreams about babies, PLEASE!
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:06 pm
Morpheus: Certainly. Enjoy your nightmares of 16 children, all in their terrible two's!
Artemis, can you teach me how to shoot a bow and arrow straight and accurately? And let me join your hunt once in a while?
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:31 pm
Herry Rockabore Zeus: Sure thing, the guard is going to be Pandora. My request is: Athena, can I borrow your owl? Pretty please?! tricked you zeus, the titans are already in tartarus dramallama
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:56 pm
joshleal Herry Rockabore Zeus: Sure thing, the guard is going to be Pandora. My request is: Athena, can I borrow your owl? Pretty please?! tricked you zeus, the titans are already in tartarus dramallama Zeus: yes but since you requested it the guard became Pandora so some of the titans will escape and come after you.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:56 pm
Queen-of-the-Rogue joshleal Herry Rockabore Zeus: Sure thing, the guard is going to be Pandora. My request is: Athena, can I borrow your owl? Pretty please?! tricked you zeus, the titans are already in tartarus dramallama Zeus: yes but since you requested it the guard became Pandora so some of the titans will escape and come after you. F*** YOU!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:28 am
Zeus: You have angered me and I am going to send you to Tartarus where you shall be dismembered and each part sent to different areas of Tartarus and then consumed by various fiends there.
Poseidon, could you give me the ability to breathe underwater as well as overair please?
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:06 pm
Rathunta Zeus: You have angered me and I am going to send you to Tartarus where you shall be dismembered and each part sent to different areas of Tartarus and then consumed by various fiends there. again F*** YOU!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:47 pm
Poseidon: Granted, but I revoke your right to swim in saltwater bodies.
Hermes, can you grant me magical powers?
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:51 am
Hermes: Granted, but these powers will only operate on Friday 13ths and on Full Moon Nights.
May I enter under the tutelage of the Muses, Apollo?
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:30 pm
Apollo: Yes, but first you have to "convince" me...
Oh Mighty Hades, can you give me a three headed chihuahua for a pet?
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:26 pm
Hades: No. I will give you a three-headed rat and call it a Chihuahua so it confuses you and watch on as it promptly devours you.
Can I grow a pair of wings on my back please, Hermes?
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:29 pm
joshleal Rathunta Zeus: You have angered me and I am going to send you to Tartarus where you shall be dismembered and each part sent to different areas of Tartarus and then consumed by various fiends there. again F*** YOU!!! Ok this is supposed to be fun and humors and quite frankly I don't think that's very funny. So I'm asking if you want to say that in answer to an answer from someone else please refrain and don't post if you don't like what they say. Hermes: Yes but you will fly into the sun like Icarus and lose your mind like happened in the Disney Hercules series. Artemis can I have another puppy from one of your hunting hounds as a companion for the runt you gave me earlier?
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:15 pm
Artemis: Yes, but the bigger one eats the runt.
Eros, can you give me a way with the ladies?
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