well, lol then XD hmm one day i told my little brother he was adopted and that he used to live with rats XDDDD lol he cried so much i felt sort of guilty, but then i roflmaoed XDDD
U-uhm, we're redecorating my house and my sister isn't a handy person and my mom constantly works so I had to build my sister and I's brand new beds and place a tile backsplash behind the stove top and along the counters and paint the cabinets all by myself and my mom got really upset because I forgot to wipe down the counters after doing something and it was there when she got home and so she started screaming at me and I kept apologizing and then she wouldn't stop yelling as I was cleaning it so I threw down a towel and said, "You know what?! You clean it up if you keep judging me for not being able! I'm the one who's been working hard ll day by myself!" and she said I couldn't go on my first actual date with my boyfriend of two years. emoemo
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:08 pm
D: !!!! wth!! that's not a fml!! that's an actual injustice!!!! Dx
the horror!! bring the raging horde!! lit up the torches!! tip out the tridents!! let's do justice!!
OK OK here we go. This morning I had to clean my little brothers pubes all over the bathroom.
....emotion_donotwant
And it's not like it was just all over the floor. Oh no...somehow they got everywhere. The bathtub....the sinks...the light fixtures. FML.emotion_bigvein
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:53 am
Tsuzurei
U-uhm, we're redecorating my house and my sister isn't a handy person and my mom constantly works so I had to build my sister and I's brand new beds and place a tile backsplash behind the stove top and along the counters and paint the cabinets all by myself and my mom got really upset because I forgot to wipe down the counters after doing something and it was there when she got home and so she started screaming at me and I kept apologizing and then she wouldn't stop yelling as I was cleaning it so I threw down a towel and said, "You know what?! You clean it up if you keep judging me for not being able! I'm the one who's been working hard ll day by myself!" and she said I couldn't go on my first actual date with my boyfriend of two years. emoemo
AW HELL NA. That's just...sick. I would have hidden laxatives in her coffee. C: "Have a nice day at work mom!!!"
well, lol then XD hmm one day i told my little brother he was adopted and that he used to live with rats XDDDD lol he cried so much i felt sort of guilty, but then i roflmaoed XDDD
Priceless!!! I use to tell my little brother there was an ape monster named Monkey Boe and whenever he didn't listen to me, I'd threaten that the monster would come and eat off his toes when he sleeps. Oddly, no guilt.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:59 am
XDDDDD lol well i'm sort of a bit attached to that now full grown gorilla, but that time was like... 6 yrs old XDDDD lols.
OK OK here we go. This morning I had to clean my little brothers pubes all over the bathroom.
....emotion_donotwant
And it's not like it was just all over the floor. Oh no...somehow they got everywhere. The bathtub....the sinks...the light fixtures. FML.emotion_bigvein
so we went to a reunion once, my brother had a little too much to drink and i had to litteraly drag him home, we had to take a bus and then had to walk cus i didnt bring my car. anyways. while we were on the bus, my brother sat down besides this dude who was wearing like gym clothes, and he was actually flirting with the dude. we told him he was drunk and that we were sorry, but the dude said it was not a problem and was actually smiling rolleyes
when we got down the bus and started walking. he said he needed to go to the bathroom and i was like.. dude hold it in we are a few blocks away. he wanted to go anyways and there was an internet cafe closeby owned by another "friend"
i went in and asked him to use the bathroom. he accepted but wasnt very happy about it. we dragged my brother inside, he sat on the bathroom and i closed the door to go talk to the owner. anyways, my brother was so drunk he threw up on him, on his pants, all over the bathroom.
and guess who had to clean up xp in the end i ended up calling a neighbor to bring his car and pick us up, we made my brother a human taco in a bed sheet, and let him sleep in the floor all dirty till he woke up in the morning asking why he was covered in vomit rolleyes .]]::.. ▇ ▅ █ ▅ ▇ ▂ ▃ ▁ ▁ ▅ ▃ ▅ ▅ ▄ ▅ ▇
lol!!! XDDD i remember once, i had a class 7 a.m, i was so tired for being up all night i actually fell asleep on my seat, in the first row infront of the teacher and one of my classmates videotaped the precise moment when i gave a little comical snore and the stunned rage face of the teacher... FML
Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:18 pm
This one is kind of icky,but i use to drink potty water when i was thirsty at night.....i was to short to reach the sink emo
