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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:13 pm
for those times when stuff happens at the worst possible time and just want to say "FXCK MY LIFE!!! scream "
or...when it happens to other people mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:14 pm
I spent 2 weeks on a bus from arizona to the canadian border in Washington only to be turned away for not having proof of funds.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:19 pm
One day a long time ago...
-"Mom, Dad. I hate this kid. I dont love him anymore. He's all over me."
-"Why? He's such a good kid?"
-"He treats me bad"
-"Him? No, he couldn't! he's such a good kid!"
-"...Bye."
Day Before yesterday:
-*looks at my bruises* "Why didn't you tell us? We thought he was such a good kid."
-"Ralph, Amy. I told you guys. And all you said was he was a good kid."
FML.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:35 pm
OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:36 pm
Eina-chan OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
Wow... that's..... a big deal?..... confused
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:38 pm
tutunkta Eina-chan OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
Wow... that's..... a big deal?..... confused Happened like 39702842 times and I've told her. :C AND SHE YELLS IF I DON'T DO IT AND GETS PISSED OKAY.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:39 pm
Eina-chan tutunkta Eina-chan OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
Wow... that's..... a big deal?..... confused Happened like 39702842 times and I've told her. :C Some day, you will wish someone would let you take a nap at 12.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:41 pm
tutunkta Eina-chan tutunkta Eina-chan OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
Wow... that's..... a big deal?..... confused Happened like 39702842 times and I've told her. :C Some day, you will wish someone would let you take a nap at 12. I'm fifteen. |: And I can't sleep at that time, so I can't wish.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:42 pm
Eina-chan tutunkta Eina-chan tutunkta Eina-chan OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
Wow... that's..... a big deal?..... confused Happened like 39702842 times and I've told her. :C Some day, you will wish someone would let you take a nap at 12. I'm fifteen. |: And I can't sleep at that time, so I can't wish. So whack off or something.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:43 pm
tutunkta Eina-chan tutunkta Eina-chan tutunkta Eina-chan OMFG I LOVE READING THESE STUFF :'D
um.
"honey, go to bed."
"it's the afternoon, mom."
"but you woke up at nine."
"it's twelve & i can't sleep in afternoons."
"go to sleep."
"...but i'm not tired."
"you're yawning."
"i know.. but.."
"GO TO BED."
& i go to bed and stay there for an hour still awake.
"honey wasn't that a good nap?"
fml. I SAID I CAN'T SLEEP IN AFTERNOONS LOL.
Wow... that's..... a big deal?..... confused Happened like 39702842 times and I've told her. :C Some day, you will wish someone would let you take a nap at 12. I'm fifteen. |: And I can't sleep at that time, so I can't wish. So whack off or something. -sighs- The actual fml moment. You can't take a joke? |: Honestly. ._.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:58 pm
I gave 5g to some guy on my only female character on WoW and get harassed daily and I'm too nice to ignore.
This has been going on since september..acchghhh..
I've had a horribly upset stomach the week my mother feels like creating the most delicious food imaginable, and I can't eat it because of how horrible I feel.
Seriously the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
These aren't too serious but they're bad enough for a minor FML moment. I've worse but don't feel like saying it...which perhaps is a FML moment too...hah
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:12 pm
so...
just a couple of minutes ago i was just sitting here
randoming as usual...when me and my sister hear a loud boom sound outside
she asks me "what was that?"
i just shrug
so we get up and look out the window...
and we saw a yellow Volkswagen Beetle up on the sidewalk, crashed into a fire hydrant...
apparently, by some kind of amazing driving anomaly, this girl crashed her car...on a straight road where the speed limit is 25mph
FHL...
rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:15 pm
XemryXIII so... just a couple of minutes ago i was just sitting here randoming as usual...when me and my sister hear a loud boom sound outside she asks me "what was that?" i just shrug so we get up and look out the window... and we saw a yellow Volkswagen Beetle up on the sidewalk, crashed into a fire hydrant... apparently, by some kind of amazing driving anomaly, this girl crashed her car...on a straight road where the speed limit is 25mph FHL... rofl What kind of horrible, soulless person damagesa Volkswagen Beetle?!
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