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 Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:14 pm
Master_of_Shadow Dkshadow89 Desirable Yuki Master_of_Shadow Liek Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much... How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! (Mwahah. ^_^) *Smacks Liek* scream LMAO HAHAHAHa Mind sharing what you find so funny?
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 6:12 pm
Master_of_Shadow Devils_white_wings ((Your jokes are all so good! Mine suck, but I'll post a few anyway!)) OK, a boy was staying at a cabin w/ his grandparents and parents. While he was walking by his grandparents room he heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* "Grandma, Granpa what are you doing in there?" "We're ah...., ummm, playing poker!" "Can I join you?" "No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!" "ok" He muttered and began walking down the hall, and then hear *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his parents room! "Mom, Dad, what are you going in there?" "We're.......playing...poker! son!" "Can I join you?" "No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!" "Ok" he muttered and went back to his room! Later when his parents and grandparents came out they were walking by his room and heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his room! "What the hell?" They all wondered His dad knocked on the door ,"What are you doing in there son?" "Playing poker" he answered "Don't you need two ppl to play?" "Not w/ a hand like this!" He replied! ((Bad I know!)) But DAMN! That IS bad! xd I know! That's not even the worse one I know! xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:27 am
this should have been the campaign poster for the Bush/Gore election:  (i made that)
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:48 pm
Ninjara this should have been the campaign poster for the Bush/Gore election: (i made that) LMAO! I should make some goofy shots like that...
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:32 pm
.~[Radioactive sheep]~. Q. Did you ever here of the man whos left side got cut of? A. He's all right now HA! that's good! that is REALLY good..gotta save that one! LMAO
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:44 pm
Irisx what do you call 2 gay guys in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll up. yeah. OMFG! that is even funnier! i can't stop laughing...you're gonna get me fired (i'm at work)...OMG OMG OMG! i can't wait to tell my friends
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:57 pm
Now after laughing at ya'lls jokes, i shall post my own.
A little girl and her mum were walking in the park. While playing on the monkey bars the girl spotted two dogs shagging.
"Mummy, what are they doing?" she asked
"They are...er-umm...baking a cake, sweetie," her mum replied.
After playing on the playground the mother and daughter walked to get some ice cream. As the girl was enjoying her strawberry cone, she saw two teenagers shagging on a bench.
"Mummy, what are they doing?" she asked
"They are...er-umm...baking a cake, sweetie," her mum replied. The mother grabbed her daughter's hand and they went home.
The next day at breakfast the girl skipped in to the kitchen for her cereal.
"Mummy! Mummy! You and daddy were baking a cake last night on the couch!" the girl exclaimed
"WHAT? How did you know?" the mother asked
((long dramatic pause))
Licking her hand the girl said, "Because I found the frosting."
I know, I'm one sick SOB, but hey...that's me...love it or leave it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:23 pm
LadyInsane05 I'm pretty sure everybody heard of dis joke but if ya didnt..here we go: One day this guy was sun boathing in his back yard readin a newspaper when all the sudden a little girl walks up to him..He quickly covers his "monkey" with the news paper and acts normal as possible..The girl asked him what unfer the news paper..and the guy said "my bird"..she asked if she could play with the bird and the guys said no..angrily the girl walks off and that was that.. so the guy falls alseep for a lil while and wakes up in the hospital..confused and dazed he asked "what the hell happend, why am i here".the docter said the only person who knew what happend was the little girl..she came in and told him what happend.." While you were sleeping, i played with your bird. It spit at me so I bcracked it's eggs, broke its neck, and set its nest on fire." heart Im sorry to all the guys that were affected by this joke..me lovers you heart im not even a guy and my pelvis hurts!!!! ahahahha! thats a good one xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:31 pm
Whats the difference between boogers and brocolli...(sp) ?
Kids dont eat brocolli
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:42 pm
Desirable Ai Master_of_Shadow Dkshadow89 Desirable Yuki Master_of_Shadow Liek Joke! I finally found one that doesn't suck too much... How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! (Mwahah. ^_^) *Smacks Liek* scream LMAO HAHAHAHa Mind sharing what you find so funny?
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:56 am
my lesbian friend send this to me when i told her i was bi ^-^ 
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:42 am
Zengi Now after laughing at ya'lls jokes, i shall post my own. A little girl and her mum were walking in the park. While playing on the monkey bars the girl spotted two dogs shagging. "Mummy, what are they doing?" she asked "They are...er-umm...baking a cake, sweetie," her mum replied. After playing on the playground the mother and daughter walked to get some ice cream. As the girl was enjoying her strawberry cone, she saw two teenagers shagging on a bench. "Mummy, what are they doing?" she asked "They are...er-umm...baking a cake, sweetie," her mum replied. The mother grabbed her daughter's hand and they went home. The next day at breakfast the girl skipped in to the kitchen for her cereal. "Mummy! Mummy! You and daddy were baking a cake last night on the couch!" the girl exclaimed "WHAT? How did you know?" the mother asked ((long dramatic pause)) Licking her hand the girl said, "Because I found the frosting." I know, I'm one sick SOB, but hey...that's me...love it or leave it. ROFL i cant help it its preverted even more then me but i can help laughting my a** off *huggles Zengi* your funny
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:20 pm
DarkmagicanGirl Zengi Now after laughing at ya'lls jokes, i shall post my own. A little girl and her mum were walking in the park. While playing on the monkey bars the girl spotted two dogs shagging. "Mummy, what are they doing?" she asked "They are...er-umm...baking a cake, sweetie," her mum replied. After playing on the playground the mother and daughter walked to get some ice cream. As the girl was enjoying her strawberry cone, she saw two teenagers shagging on a bench. "Mummy, what are they doing?" she asked "They are...er-umm...baking a cake, sweetie," her mum replied. The mother grabbed her daughter's hand and they went home. The next day at breakfast the girl skipped in to the kitchen for her cereal. "Mummy! Mummy! You and daddy were baking a cake last night on the couch!" the girl exclaimed "WHAT? How did you know?" the mother asked ((long dramatic pause)) Licking her hand the girl said, "Because I found the frosting." I know, I'm one sick SOB, but hey...that's me...love it or leave it. ROFL i cant help it its preverted even more then me but i can help laughting my a** off *huggles Zengi* your funny *takes a deep bow* thanks, that's my job whee
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:08 am
Zengi my lesbian friend send this to me when i told her i was bi ^-^ kinda mean but kinda funny my turn A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The one who was giving the party said, "We've blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand. Next, it was the birthday boy's turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, "Well, I'd like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
heres another oneThere were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them. St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time." St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven. Now it was the second man's turn. St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "Actually I'm gay, but here's a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him." St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven. After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard."
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:33 am
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