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 Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:47 pm
This thread is for jokes. Feel free to post any you might have. Some of the ones posted by me may be a bit on the gross and perverted side, but will make you laugh. If any of the mods find any of them unfit they can delete the opposing post. Feel free to post funny images as well. This thread is here for your amusment.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:46 pm
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two if they're small enough.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:07 am
Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. ....this seems to be one of those jokes where I won't understand it forever, then wake up randomly in the middle of the night understanding the punchline completely. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:55 am
Fisshu Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. ....this seems to be one of those jokes where I won't understand it forever, then wake up randomly in the middle of the night understanding the punchline completely. sweatdrop Lol, i so that , but i'll explain it to you. Screw=Shag/have sex 3nodding So if the mice are small enough they can have sex inside the lightbulb mrgreen Now bow down to my smartness! lol
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:45 pm
I'm pretty sure everybody heard of dis joke but if ya didnt..here we go:
One day this guy was sun boathing in his back yard readin a newspaper when all the sudden a little girl walks up to him..He quickly covers his "monkey" with the news paper and acts normal as possible..The girl asked him what unfer the news paper..and the guy said "my bird"..she asked if she could play with the bird and the guys said no..angrily the girl walks off and that was that.. so the guy falls alseep for a lil while and wakes up in the hospital..confused and dazed he asked "what the hell happend, why am i here".the docter said the only person who knew what happend was the little girl..she came in and told him what happend.." While you were sleeping, i played with your bird. It spit at me so I bcracked it's eggs, broke its neck, and set its nest on fire."
heart Im sorry to all the guys that were affected by this joke..me lovers you heart
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:50 pm
.~[y.e.l.l.o.w]~. Fisshu Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. ....this seems to be one of those jokes where I won't understand it forever, then wake up randomly in the middle of the night understanding the punchline completely. sweatdrop Lol, i so that , but i'll explain it to you. Screw=Shag/have sex 3nodding So if the mice are small enough they can have sex inside the lightbulb mrgreen Now bow down to my smartness! lol *bows* >> << lol!
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:09 am
.~[y.e.l.l.o.w]~. Fisshu Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. ....this seems to be one of those jokes where I won't understand it forever, then wake up randomly in the middle of the night understanding the punchline completely. sweatdrop Lol, i so that , but i'll explain it to you. Screw=Shag/have sex 3nodding So if the mice are small enough they can have sex inside the lightbulb mrgreen Now bow down to my smartness! lol *stares for a moment and shakes head* der... should have seen that one... guess I wasn't in the right frame of mind. sweatdrop *bows to your smartness* I am not worthy.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:52 am
washu-neko .~[y.e.l.l.o.w]~. Fisshu Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. ....this seems to be one of those jokes where I won't understand it forever, then wake up randomly in the middle of the night understanding the punchline completely. sweatdrop Lol, i so that , but i'll explain it to you. Screw=Shag/have sex 3nodding So if the mice are small enough they can have sex inside the lightbulb mrgreen Now bow down to my smartness! lol *bows* >> << lol! *Pats and Hugs* heart
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:01 am
Q. Did you ever here of the man whos left side got cut of?
A. He's all right now
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:26 pm
.~[y.e.l.l.o.w]~. Q. Did you ever here of the man whos left side got cut of? A. He's all right now heh... I understand that one. smile
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:13 pm
.~[y.e.l.l.o.w]~. Q. Did you ever here of the man whos left side got cut of? A. He's all right now
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:44 pm
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Dreaming you're eating chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon in your a**.
^courtesy of my husband
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:48 pm
Q: how many "emo" kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None because they all cry in the dark
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:53 pm
yo mama is so old when moses parted the red sea he saw yo mama fishing on the other side
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:04 am
Kinda stupid, think I heard this one from my grandma >>...
One day a man was out with his best friend on this hill, he had just gotten a new rifle and was showing it off.
Man A: Take a look at this, you can see clear across town
With this he hands his buddy the rifle, making sure before hand that there were no bullets in it and sat back
Man B: Whoa I can see your house…hey and your wife is there with another man
Man A: What?! I knew it, here (he gives his buddy two bullets) One of those is for her head, the other for his d**k
Man B: If that’s what you want I’ll only need one
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