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 Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:23 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_05  Gaia is like a delicious intergalactic buffet!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:24 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_06 My impression? Okay, I'll do my "impression": "Hoo hoo hoo, look at me, I'm a stupid ape! Put me in a cage!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:25 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_11Heh heh... yeah... tell those milk-suckling mammals who's boss.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:26 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_07 Please ignore my rowdy brothers. Anyway, I believe that there are certain groups on Gaia that have the potential to affect major change for the better! For example, there's the GIB...
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:31 pm
[NPC] Ron Bruise  Huh? Did you say "glib"?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:01 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_12 The geometry of Gaia is beautiful! So many triangles... wonderful, wonderful triangles.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:02 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh  Please tell the curious Gaians in the audience a little bit about Zurg, your home planet. We'd all like to know what it's like! How is it different from Gaia?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:28 pm
[NPC] alien_mothership  It is a beautiful place! Our sewer system is so advanced that you don't even have to go to the bathroom... the bathroom goes to you!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:29 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_02 at home, we gureen. everyone gureen. like me.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:28 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_05 Our technology is far beyond yours! Instead of primitive motorized vehicles, we have perfected a system whereby trained animals pull our conveyances along our roads!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:05 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_06 Yes! Your primitive society has not yet achieved our greatest feat, the "EASY-TO-BAKE OVEN." Our ovens cook with warm light, and we can create delicious cupcakes in mere hours, using only pre-packaged mixes!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:06 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_11 We have shaving razors with twelve blades! Your pathetic culture will never catch up to the smooth, baby-soft skin of the Zurg!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:08 pm
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh Mother, I understand that one of your sons, known as Number 9, has allegedly carried on an affair with a Gaian, and has since disappeared. Do have any idea where he is?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:09 pm
[NPC] alien_mothership We are very worried about Number 9. We became concerned that he might have acted inappropriately with a Gaian, but he disappeared before he could be debriefed. If anybody has any information about his whereabouts, we would be eternally grateful if you would share your knowledge with us. We will gladly provide a lifetime supply of Zurg energy drink to anyone who can give us information leading to his safe return!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:28 pm
[NPC] alien_ufo_06 There is no Number 9 and there never was. End of story.
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