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 Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:52 am
meganargetlam ((Davros was the creator of the Daleks I think ^.^ and I don't get some of them either. I've only seen 8 through 10.)) Yes, he was. He was a Kaled scientist. Last seen in Remembrance of the Daleks and rumoured to be coming back in Series Four.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:21 pm
284. I must not film the Doctor in the shower, and post the film on MySpace.
285. Not even if everyone but the Doctor thought it was a great idea and really funny.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:26 pm
Wow, almost 300! Hooray!
286. I will not ask him to show me where they filmed Star Wars or to show me which planets the characters come from.
287. I will not construct a radio with Queen Elizabeth's face on it (Idiot's Lantern) and then cover my face and stand around like a zombie to scare the Doctor.
288. I will not turn on the gas in the TARDIS and say, "The Gelth are coming!"
289. I shall not wear a gas mask and go around saying, "Mummy? Are you my mummy?"
290. I shall not say, "He is awake" (The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit) every time the Doctor wakes up.
291. Upon seeing a voodoo doll, I will not exclaim, "It's a DNA replication module!" or vice versa.
292. I will not run up to the Doctor with a life-form scanner and say, "Non-human!" to annoy him.
293. I will not randomly giggle every time the Doctor enters the room.
Edit:
294. I will not carry around a Time Lord watch and wander around wondering how it got there to trick the Doctor into believing I'm a Time Lord/Lady.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:29 pm
295. I must not press all the buttons on the consul just to see what they will do, as this is the Doctor's job.
[only one, but it's my first go]
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:26 am
296. i won't eat a pear in the doctors presence just to annoy him
297. i won't take all the bananas out of the fruit bowl
298. i won't tell the doctor that there is a banana shortage
299. i won't build a mini dalek and set it lose in the Tardis to see how the doctor will react to it
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:26 pm
And to get it to 300...
I will not call the Doctor "Master" or vice versa.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:11 pm
tennantsbutterfly And to get it to 300... I will not call the Doctor "Master" or vice versa.
301. Unless he asks nicely.
302. I must not sing "safety dance" every time the doctor mentions something which may be dangerous.
303. Nor dance to it.
304. Spinning in a office chair across the console room floor quoting "Oh Mr. Darcy! I am undone!" May be amusing once but does loose its charm.
305. I must not swap mine and The Doctors converse 'for a laugh' as he needs to be able to run.
306. I will not scrape off the tippex on the converse logo; thus getting the BBC into a lawsuit of some sort.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:42 pm
307. I will not sing "I can feel it coming in the air tonight..." (i.e. the TARDIS).
308. I will not sing a rock version of the llama song: "Here's a rock and there's a rock, and yet another little rock. Fuzzy rock, funny rock, rocky, rocky, Doc." (or something along those lines)
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:00 am
309. If the Doctor is in the Chameleon Arch as John Smith, I must not ask where Pocahontas is.
310. I also should not do this if he isn't John Smith, as it may make him cross with me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:49 am
ch1ps0h0y 307. I will not sing "I can feel it coming in the air tonight..." (i.e. the TARDIS). 308. I will not sing a rock version of the llama song: "Here's a rock and there's a rock, and yet another little rock. Fuzzy rock, funny rock, rocky, rocky, Doc." (or something along those lines) 311. Neither must I sing 'The Dalek Song' or 'The Doctor Song', especially not the former as it may bring up bad memories. 312. I must not lock the Doctor out of the Tardis. 313. I must not insist on sleeping in a room that is as far away from the console room as possible just so the Doctor will have to run all the way over there every time there is an emergency whilst I'm in bed. 314. Nor must I insist on sleeping in a room that one of his former companions slept in unless I'm given permission to do so. 315. I must not dye my hair ginger just to make the Doctor jealous.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:18 am
316: "Rhyme Lord" is not funny the 15th time it's been blasted over the TARDIS loudspeakers.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:47 pm
317) I will never don my rubber ear tips and insist that the Doctor's actions are not logical.
31 cool I will never check and see whether the TARDIS can run Vista, because it will inevitably crash.
319) I will never check and see whether the TARDIS can run Linux, even though that would validate the existence of tech nerds everywhere.
320) I will never demand that we intervene in the Temporal Cold War, even if it would have made Enterprise an infinitely more interesting series.
321) I will never, ever go on for hours about how weird it is that the BBC came up with this show that's OMG just like reality, and insinuate that I therefore know everything about the Doctor and his love life... >_>
322) I will not follow the Doctor around with a notebook, documenting his every move 'for posterity'
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:33 pm
323. I must not demand to be taken somewhere incredibly specific, then get really, really angry if we miss, because the Tardis is inaccurate, and I know that.
324. I must not reminisce about the 'good ol' Tom Baker days'.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:18 pm
325: I will not yell "Whoa! Stranger Danger!!!" Every time The Doctor tries to grab my hand.
Could someone please explain to me why the Doctor cannot eat pears?
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:25 pm
rofl @ the Linux/Vista
326: I will never, ever lock the Doctor in the large wardrobe and then wait for him to shout 'Help me out of the closet!'
327: I will not put ginger dye in his shampoo as a practical joke.
328: Playing jokes on the Doctor is not a good idea, as he has probably already seen them coming, avoided them, and then pulled an even bigger prank. ninja
329: I will never pretend it is Opposite Day in the Tardis.
330: It is not a good idea to pretend the Doctor's hand-in-a-jar was Thing from The Addams Family
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