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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:27 pm
Oddium Wanderous Shane Ares Drago Kimera Wihle admittedly, I agree with the stereotypes used above. But that picture used for the 'Giant Sword' Cloud clones doesn't look right. There are oh so much worse. o.O Such as... this.  If this doesn't scream "The Rash Hero" I don't know what does. I use pictures from the profiles in all of mine, but that is PERFECT. It's bigger than Clouds AND Zabuza's swords combined O-O That thing must be just for show because there is no one on earth who can wield a sword that big without seriously injuring himself.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:41 pm
Yokai Moya no Tori Oddium Wanderous Shane Ares Drago Kimera Wihle admittedly, I agree with the stereotypes used above. But that picture used for the 'Giant Sword' Cloud clones doesn't look right. There are oh so much worse. o.O Such as... this. If this doesn't scream "The Rash Hero" I don't know what does. I use pictures from the profiles in all of mine, but that is PERFECT. It's bigger than Clouds AND Zabuza's swords combined O-O That thing must be just for show because there is no one on earth who can wield a sword that big without seriously injuring himself. The design of that sword...see that Kind of "(" thing in front of his neck? THAT is gonna be his death,he will NOT become KIA,ever.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:46 pm
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The 'Silent Type' is hilarious, especially when talking about the Rash Hero. I love these rants; whenever I am depressed, I come here for a good laugh. That is hilarious, Mara; we should make a forum in Anime/Manga to tell those newbies what we think of them. Can I use your rants?
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:57 am
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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
The 'Silent Type' is hilarious, especially when talking about the Rash Hero. I love these rants; whenever I am depressed, I come here for a good laugh. That is hilarious, Mara; we should make a forum in Anime/Manga to tell those newbies what we think of them. Can I use your rants? Go for it! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:56 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:26 pm
I just got an email about my rants. biggrin I've got a fanclub!
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:57 pm
I'm still working on it. @_@
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:45 pm
Shane Ares I just got an email about my rants. biggrin I've got a fanclub!
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:43 pm
Kannumiko Shane Ares I just got an email about my rants. biggrin I've got a fanclub! No, it was from someone else. >>; Why?
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:54 am
OMG. I was reading on some of your prevoius rants, and I just realized that whole 'byakugan and sharingan' thing is BS. Anyone else get what I'm saying? Eh, eh?
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:26 am
Oh, I see! Ignore me, will you?
Oh, gawd. I'm starting to take on that ranting personality.
Shane, what have you done to me? I used to be a non-argumentive, have-it-your-way, and A bit of that silent type person, and now I'm about ready to rant, just like you! I DON'T WANNA BE A WHINY B***H!!!
Umm, did I just say that...? Well... look at the time, I gotta go. *darts off*
(I hope you know I was just joking about that whiny b**h bit. These rants are f**king great!)
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:38 pm
Today's Topic: Species 'Mixes' and the 1st Annual Truly Appalling Character Spotlight!; delicate little things, usually female, with random animal appendages sticking out of their heads, fingers, or rear-ends. I saw one with a pair of wings the other day, and just about spat my coffee in Toshi's face (he needs some color in those pale cheeks of his anyway. Seriously, go outside sometimes and get some ******** sun!) in shock. Sure, I'd seen several examples of the fine Yukitori clan before, but no. NO. This wasn't just wings.  She had ears, and a tail, and a PET to throw the whole thing together! She was a visitor from cloud, but nobody'll miss her. Her voice irritated me to no end anyway. My point in all this? It isn't really a point, but rather a question. What is the point of being half of something else? I mean, in all honesty, this seems like a cry for help than anything else. Creating a character with some sort of adaption is fine and dandy, and this world is full of people and clans selectively bred with their own uncles and aunts like self-aware showdogs in a horrific display of willing (or unwilling) incest in order to purify a strategy-enhancing bloodli-I mean EMBRACED with biological GIFTS. ...yeah, that's what I said. Anyway, that's fine by me. However, why do you see the need to fulfill your own lack of self-worth by making sure your character's head has a pair of fluffy ears consistently set in the submissive position and that her legs don't touch? They're always 'half (insert commonly used animal here)-demon, half angel, half-(commonly used japanese animal)', have LOTS of powers, yet can't use ANY of them. And... ....actually, I don't have the will to rant today. Strange, isn't it? I'm in the middle of a pressing issue, concerning myself and the sorry state of my love-life. I instead invite you, my loyal readers, to post your OWN rants below. I know you have plenty of things to say. I'll even pull out a couple of pictures from the dipshit profiles I pull my usual material from. In the meantime... I'm going to go try to find myself a date. I'm seriously lonely. ._.; 1.  2.  3.  4.  Go to town, everybody. Hana, out. This rant brought to you by the first ever Truly Appalling Character Spotlight, wherein I will post, if nothing else, something horrible for you to laugh and marvel at. These vomit-scented jewels are plucked just for your entertainment! This week's POS:
User Name: (Not Posted)
Name: Kaori, Kumonagi
Age: 14
Rank:[Do not enter. will be assigned by your Kage]
Village: sand
Headband: neck
Weapons: puppets, Standard Shinobi Gear, Ninja Stars
Bio: I am a mix between a wolf-demon and a fox- demon. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I wear a chain around my neck symbolizing that i belonged to someone, like a master. I wear skin tight cloths and have a very short temper.
App:
Yes, I'm sure you are. Congradulations, you win the first ever Truly Appalling Character Spotlight! Have a SILVER STAR!
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:02 am
Shane Ares User Name: (Not Posted) Name: Kaori, Kumonagi Age: 14 Rank:[Do not enter. will be assigned by your Kage] Village: sand Headband: neck Weapons: puppets, Standard Shinobi Gear, Ninja Stars Bio: I am a mix between a wolf-demon and a fox- demon. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I wear a chain around my neck symbolizing that i belonged to someone, like a master. I wear skin tight cloths and have a very short temper. App: Yes, I'm sure you are. Congradulations, you win the first ever Truly Appalling Character Spotlight! Have a SILVER STAR! I think Attamaki might want to feel this one... Nitpick time. The pic looks female. So standard 'Shinobi gear' should be ''Kunoichi gear' WHAT IS WITH THAT @$%#^@*@() BIO!? Oh look! I'm part Kyuubi and part Rokuubi! I'm a ******** Inuyasha rip-off! And a chain around the neck!? That's a ******** LIABILITY to ANY ninja! And skin-tight clothing. Gee. Like every other piece of female eye-candy out there. Now THAT'S original. And what's this? A very short temper? I suppose next you'll be shouting "DATTEBAYO!!!!" everywhere. God! And that pic. Oh my dear sweet mother of pearl on a pogo-stick. It looks like chobits meets Inuyasha meets Legend of ******** Zelda! NOT Naruto material! And that is WAY to little for a kunoichi to be wearing, unless they are a ******** WHORE! In closing, take that ABORTED FETUS of a profile, and SHOVE IT in the recycle bin so no-one can ever EVER see it AGAIN! *huff* *huff* ............yeah.
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Demonic Shinobi Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:46 pm
Excuse me, ma,am, but NINJA DON'T WEAR TENTS!Sorry, but next time you try to jump into a tree, you are gonna get caught by that dern wind!Hmm... What size is your door? Seriously, get a house key that actually fits in your pocket or key ring. What? That things your weapon? Whatcha gonna do? Unlock me? Ha! Sir! that thing is gonna chop your head off, now drop the scythe! For Peat's sake, you are ninja! A NINJA! Ninjas are supposed to be swift and sneaky. Neither one is possible with that doom stick with you.
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