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 Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:32 am
On way to tick off Kisame- play "Blue" by eiffel 65 at every possible moment.
One way to tick off Zetsu: Whike he's aleep, paint his black half pik and put carbear pictures on his flytrap part, then paint a smiley face on his chest.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:03 pm
Ways to Annoy The Akatsuki:
1. Sing "Sunshine and Lollipops" in Tobi's presence.
2. play the "men in tights song" when they're in the room
3. Rent a movie from a movie rental place that still has late fees in Kakuzu's name, and don't return it for as long as humanly possible, and then see his face when he gets the bill.
4. ask sasori if he calls his puppets "suppets"
5. Invite Maito Gai and Rock Lee over for a sleepover party and then get Lee drunk.
6. call your yaoi loving freind over and let him/her read her storys to them
7. Call all their mothers and say, "Do you know what (insert Akatsuki of your choice here) has been doing?!"
8. tell every one that they have Girly Feet.
9.Run past Hidan screaming, "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!"
10. put a pencil in tobis eye hole and say "why isnt my pencil getting any sharper?"
11. Call an Akatsuki member of your choice when they're on a mission and ask questions like, "When will you be home? Can you pick up some bread and milk? Say 'hi!' to Naruto for me! Honestly, men these days!"
12. ask deidara and sasori "when are ya gonna get married!?"
13. Do this whole list over and over again.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:59 pm
(hmmm maybe some holiday annoyances are needed now)
1. tell tobi santa is real.
2. tell hidan that deidara is jewish
3. put a santa hat on the statue where they meet
4. take a cookie that tobi thought was for santa
5. throw a christmas party at the base and don't invite anyone from the akatsuki except tobi and say "he's cooler than you"
(ok i'm done with holiday ones)
6. do anything that's on "the akatsuki variety minute" (search on youtube)
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:07 pm
Way to annoy itachi:
Get him really drunk, take him home. the next day come into his room dressed like a female hooker sasuke saying "did you have fun last night Nii-san?"
I thpught it was funny.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:25 pm
1. buy 1,000,000,000 yen worth of alchohol for new years and put it on kakuzu's card.
2. take the stiches out of kakuzu and use it to knit a pillow that says "burn all money!"
3. give itachi a bottle of konan's shampoo and conditioner
4. bring haku to the akatsuki and say "itachi, deidara, i got you a buddy that relates to you"
5. show them this guild xp
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:05 pm
-give sasori a victorias secret maniquin
-put itachi up for adoption
-give deidara playdough
-when kohan sleeps dye her hair green
-put zetsu in a pot
-make kisame give you shark rides when you go to the beach
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:52 pm
When Kakuzu is sleeping, hold some yen over his nose, then when he makes a grab for it, pull it back.Then repeat 9 more times, then hold a pencil over his nose.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:46 pm
Have a voice recorder and play pop goes the weasel next to itachi's bed, nonstop. Keep replaying Sasuke's voice just to taunt him Spend a lot of money and put it on Kazaku's tab. dramallama
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:12 pm
1. tease sasori and call his puppets dolls
2. laugh at him when he cries and says they're not dolls they're action figures.
3. steal kakuzu's vault of money and toss it off of the top of a skyscraper while yelling free money at the top of your lungs
4. tell hidan he has to convert or he's going to die in 30 sec.
5. dress up as deidara and act like ino, except adding 'un' at the end of everything.
6. go up to kisame and say that you just saw him on discovery channel, then run away laughing
7. toss a rubber ball into zetsu's room and tell tobi to go fetch or he's a bad boy
8. try to feed zetsu a fly
9. when sasori is sleeping, steal his arms and legs and hide them
10. steal deidara's clay statues and use them to play fetch with tobi.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:51 pm
1.Buy Deidara a pretty pink dress with extra puffy sleeves and lots of frills.
2.Ask Itachi if he minds that his brother is coming over for a quick visit.
3.Ask Orochmaru if he ever tried to rape Itachi and got his *** handed to him and that's why he left.
4.Tell Kisame that you saw his family while you were at the fish market.
5.Pick a flower and hand it to Zetsu, telling him 'You just look so lonely. I thought you'd like to have a gril freind.'
6.Tell Konan Zetsu picked one of her flowers.
7.Sell tickets to people for over charged prices and run with you loot.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:31 am
1. switch all of kakuzu's money with barbie money and try to sell him back his money at insanely high prices
2. shave itachi's head when he's sleeping and make a voodoo doll of him.
3. give the voodoo doll to sasuke
4. steal a bunch of deidara's clay bombs and hide them in spots all over sasori's room, then blame it on deidara and tobi
5.put an eye patch over tobi's eye hole and run around yelling 'who turned off the lights?'
6. call janshin a gay pansy then run around hidan's room waving a pink tutu around yelling 'janshin's a pansy and so are you!'
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:59 pm
1. Take Zetsu out to dinner and, while he's in the bathroom, order a salad bar for him and a rib eye for yourself. 2. Take Kisame to the aquarium and ask the whole time "Hey, is that your mom over there?" 3. Run up and randomly hug Pein. 4. Do the same for everyone else. 5. Tie Itachi to a chair, say "I'm more of a master of torture, and when he says you aren't, play Paris Hilton's CD and leave the room. twisted 6. Give Orochimaru a parakeet and tell him its name is Sasuke. 7. While Deidara's asleep, put lots of frills and glitter on his Akatsuki jacket and put a pink bow in his hair. 8. Put a web cam in his room right after step 7. 9. Post his reaction on youtube. (back to cool . Repeat steps 7-8 with Itachi. 10. Show Itachi this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2FzyaeIw_A
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:00 pm
If some how the akatsuki came out of the tv or was real, they would hunt us down and kill us...
on halloween make itachi dress up like lee, and tell him it was ether lee or gai. then RUN.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:05 pm
1. have the akatsuki watch anything by tenshiketsuki1000, omnistrife, fioriparty, or gaaraminion that is related to the akatsuki.
2. put deidara pictures on the internet while he's changing and blame it on hidan.
3. sell sasori on ebay
4. tell the leader about sasori and hire a fangirl to buy sasori.
5. catch naruto and say "man that was easy. why did you keep coming back empty handed?"
6. give tobi an explosion kit
7. make sure he practices in the leader's room
8. watch the explosion he made and edit it so it looks like deidara instead of tobi
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