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1. Ask Deidara if the mouths in his hands are good for others things *shifty eyes*
2. Destroy all of Sasori's puppet
3. Spray Zetsu with weed killer
4. Make fun of Hidan for his religion
5. Proceed to run from him while screaming "RAPE!"
6. Tell Orochimaru he looks like a girl
7. Ask if he's sure he's straight
8. Steal all of Kakuzu's money
9. Try to sell it back to him
10. When that fails, just burn it in a big fire in the living room
11. Roast marshmallows over said fire
12. Tell Itachi that Kisame has a sexual attraction to his Sharingan
13. Tell Sasori and Deidara "art sucks, quit arguing about it!"
14. Serve shark soup and when someone asks what happened to Kisame, innocently smile
15. Tell everyone where Akatsuki's at
16. Continuously ask Sasori to play dolls with you
17. When he finally agrees, tell him "dolls are for little girls" and walk off
18. Play death metal all night
19. Trick Kakuzu into thinking the toilets are poisoned
20. Throw a party in Rei-dono's office, but don't invite him
21. Make Itachi tell you how he killed his family, then repeatedly ask "why?"
22. Get Orochimaru to teach you how to foxtrot
23. Then call him "Mr. Twinkle-Toes"
24. Buy Sasori a Barbie Doll
25. Give all of them ridiculious nicknames
26. Call them said nicknames whenever around enemies
27. When everyone's gone, have the building remodeled to look like Pee Wee's Playhouse
28. Make fun of Tobi cause he didn't get in
29. Turn Itachi's room into a horse stable
30. When he asks where he's supposed to sleep, point to the water trough
31. Color outside the lines in Kisame's coloring book!
32. Read Hidan's diary to the whole organization, stressing the part "Dear Diary, All I ever wanted was a cute wittle bunny wunny and to skip through a field of beautiful flowers. Love, Princess Hidan"
33. Afterwards, call him a pansy
34. Tell Zetsu he's fat and don't allow him to eat meat anymore
35. Tell Orochimaru he's an ugly girly man
36. Give Sasuke a map to the Akatsuki and Itachi's weakness
37. Destroy Deidara's play-doh and blame it on Sasori
38. Sell tickets to their fight at high prices
39. Play Cowboys and Indian with Rei-dono
40. Explain to Sasori about the birds and the bees
41. Sucker Kisame into singing 'I'm A Little Teapot' with you
42. Hire Gai as a baby-sitter
43. Dub Orochimaru "Micheal Jackson"
44. Teach Hidan how to talk gangsta, then laugh insanely when he calls Itachi a "cracker"
45. Squirt water on the front of Kakuzu's pants then yell "KAKUZU MADE WEE WEE!"
46. Buy him diapers
47. Attack Zetsu with soap
48. Tell Itachi he smells like kitty poop
49. Trick Deidara into dressing up like pikachu
50. Get Rei-dono to admit he likes pink frilly things as much as Sakura
51. Buy Orochimaru a d***o O.O
52. Cosplay as Zetsu
53. Steal all of Kisame's clothes, pour hot grease on him, and watch him run around naked screaming "THEY'RE TRYING TO COOK MEEEEEEEE!"
54. Give a very detailed description to Deidara about PMSing
55. Blame it on Hidan when he throws up on Rei-dono
56. Tell the Hokage everything Akatsuki plans
57. Host a sleepover with everyone from Sasuke to Sakura invited
58. Have said sleepover in Itachi's room/stable
59. Flood the building with the remnants of the sewer
60. Blow up the building with a big pink smoke bomb... and blame Micheal Jackson.

NOTE: i did not make theese.... i found them somewhere... and i dont rember who made them....lolz

1. Paint Itachi's nails badly.
2. Wear Tobi's mask and expose his true face.
3. Every time Sir Leader turns off the lights, run through the hideout turning them all back on.
4. Paint Sir Leader and Flower-chan's faces black.
5. Call Kisame 'Fish-Face' or 'Fish-Breath'.
6. Show them all 'Fun with Akatsuki'.
7. Teach Deidara's hands to speak.
8. Throw a stick oppisite of Tobi and yell 'Tobi is a Good Boy!'.
9. Go joy riding in Hiruko.
10. Shave Orochimaru and replace it with a wig.
11.Rip off the wig in public and yell 'Orochimaru's hair is fake!'.
12.Decorate Kisame's bed with chips and place a fish & chips sign on his pillow.

Ask if Hidan has life insurrance.

replace all of sasori's poison with blue berry jelly xd

I read it on fanfiction.net

another one for sasori, pull the cord in his stomach while he's trying to read

I didn't make these i got them from fanfiction.net

1.)Get Itachi to watch you practice saying thet Sasuke is your foolish little brother and is, therefore, weak.

2.)Steal Deidara's clay bombs and blow up Sasori's puppets. Then, blame on Orochimaru and his ***** some shark in front of Kisame, make sure you chew really REAAALLLLLYYY slowly, while savoring the taste, then ask him if he wants any.

4.)Give Zetsu a huge bottle of weed-killer, and then ask him to go kill some nasty weeds. Make SURE when you hand it to him, the lid is loose. Then MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE you drop it all over him and the rest of his coat.

5.) Ask the leader why he is a ghost, and if he say 'I'm not a ghost' then stick your hand through his chest and scream, 'OMG LEADER IS DEAD AND MY HAND IS IN HIS CHEST!!!!'

6.)Send out calls to everyone that the people in the Akatsuki hate and then explain to leader that your throwing a party with them in Itachi's room.

7.)Get Itachi to FanFiction, and search anything that involves yaoi with himself and anyone else in Naruto.

8.)Repeat # 7 with everyone else too.

9.) Get Orochimaru and give him hot, sexy pictures of Itachi, which you got off weird fangirl’s websites.

10.) Ask Sasori if his p***s is also made of puppet-ness.

11.)Eat a bowl of sugar, and then lock your self in a small room with each of the members in turn for an hour.

12.)get Sasori and Deidara drunk, then lock in the same room for two hours and see what the results are.

13.)Repeat with everyone else and there partners.

14.)Then, get yourself and your favorite Akatsuki member drunk, and drag them to bed

with you.

14 ½.) Then Tape it.

15.)Make Tobi take off his mask to see if he is Obito, of even has a face for that matter.

16.)Get into the habit of accidentally calling Itachi, Sasuke

17.)put little pink ribbons in Sasori's hair

18.)Ask Zetsu if his mom was a flytrap.

19.)Tell Itachi you know where Orochimaru is, and then tell him that the Snake sannin will come to his room the following night to rape him everyday for about three weeks, and see if he becomes a nervous wreck.

20.)Start saying 'UN' after everything you say.

21.)Draw a hot smexy Akatsuki orgy and show it to them AFTER you've X-posted it on absolutely everything

22.)nickname Sasori 'Scorpion'

23.)start stalking Leader and making small noises while hiding so he never knows its you.

24.) Ask Leader if the reason he wont show who he really is, then ask if it’s because he's ugly

25.)ask Deidara why he sat on Gaara instead of on Sasori's lap when he killed him

26.)get Sasori to watch reruns of the muppet show for hours and hours.

27.)Ask Itachi if he's ever met anyone name 'Sesshomaru'.

28.)Tell Itachi he’s a weasel.

29.)start randomly calling out the most unheard of pairings imaginable, such as 'ZetIta' or SasoKaku' or even, just for the fun of seeing Itachi's expression, 'LeaderIta'

30.)start calling your friends and then walking throughout the entire Akatsuki hideout, or at least, where everyone is at the time, while talking very loudly about 'wonderful Akatsuki pairings' that are just too hot for hotness.

31.) Call every Akatsuki's # in turn, repeatedly, and everytime they answer, say 'I know who you bit last summer,' and then quickly hang up. Make your sure make your voice sound very different.

32.)paint little purple faces on Deidara's clay bombs, and then set them up throughout the enitre hideout.

33.)Walk in on Leader while hes in the shower.

34.)Tell leader you know he has two nose piercing.

35.)Start reading manga while they’re around.

36.)Make them watch stupid and funny AMVs about people they dont like.

37.)Tell Sasori he's going to die sometime in the 'Rescue Gaara arc'

38.)Lean over Deidara's shoulder and whisper, 'Hey, you probably didn't know this but, I'm the world. And Your going to cry. ' then, disappear.

39.)After #38, find some way to make Deidara cry.

40.)Ask Zetsu why he wears a plant.

41.)Ask kisame if hes ever had Shrimp, and then tell him how delicious it is.

42.)tell Hidan that he should go to sunday school, or at least pray.

43.)steal all of Kakuzu's money.

44.)go on a wicked shopping spree, and make leader go with you.

45.)then whine him into using the Akatsuki funds to buy everything you want.

46.)make sure you drag him into a lingerie store, and have him tell you 'what he thinks of this thooonnng' and 'Do you like it? Does it go to far up my a**?' and make sure it does.(this applies to guys and girls but not me because being a macho man I wont)

47.)Make sure your sicking your a** in his face while doing this(see above)

48.)in the end, drag the whole Akatsuki down there and make them all give an opinion of the thong you wanna buy oh-so-much, also while sticking your a** in their face. (you know the drill)

49.)Ask Leader if he ever rapes the Akatsuki members, then give him a fanart of him doing so

50.)burn a dollar in front of kukazu

51.) Ask Kukazu if all the stitches he has are from cutting himself

52.) Tell Hidan you’re Buddhist and go on long rants about enlightenment and how he is a heathen and will burn in hell

53.)Tell Zetsu that you’re a vegetarian then eye him hungrily all day

54.)Refer to the Akatsuki as the “Men in Black” and hum the james bond theme song constantly.

55.) After you've done ALL of these things, have them read this list.

Ask if Hidan goes to church.

Ask Kakuzu for a organ donation.