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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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 Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:28 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:24 am
Wantcookie Medeus Skaeryll Wantcookie Cabron LaSwan So organic bananas are ******** amazing. Like, I thought I loved bananas, and then I had organic ones, and now I want to live off of bananas. Fact: Bananas in maple-flavored whipped cream are delicious and suggestive. Bananas are suggestive by themselves. Dicks ....that is all. Right, okay, but you can't actually eat a d**k. That's just rude. Cookeh. >_> Dicks.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:29 am
Medeus Wantcookie Medeus Skaeryll Wantcookie Cabron LaSwan So organic bananas are ******** amazing. Like, I thought I loved bananas, and then I had organic ones, and now I want to live off of bananas. Fact: Bananas in maple-flavored whipped cream are delicious and suggestive. Bananas are suggestive by themselves. Dicks ....that is all. Right, okay, but you can't actually eat a d**k. That's just rude. Cookeh. >_> Dicks. Look, I know they're tastier. But in my experience, people haven't really appreciated gnawing on them.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:30 am
Wantcookie Medeus Wantcookie Medeus Skaeryll Bananas are suggestive by themselves. Dicks ....that is all. Right, okay, but you can't actually eat a d**k. That's just rude. Cookeh. >_> Dicks. Look, I know they're tastier. But in my experience, people haven't really appreciated gnawing on them. diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:01 am
We're all lounging about in a swamp area. There's about six of us (the unloaders...[seriously wtf]) I warn one of the guys not to get into the swamp (Greggory), there's a lot of leeches. Naturally he doesn't listen and gets in, feels stings, and gets ouchies. I pull him out, only to have a leech sting me as well. It's wrapped around my finger something good.
Next thing I know this hooded figure is threatening me, and proceeds to punch me. Hits my face. We start to brawl, and he's getting the upper hand. I distinctly remember a punch hitting my chest area (because I feel it right now), and the shortness of breath that came along with it. Suddenly one of my other guys (Juan) comes barreling down with a gun, and shoots the guy in the knee. He winces, but isn't down. I remember:
"The ********? I shot you!"
"It takes more than that to take me down"
"Okay." He shoots him in the head. The man goes down, but doesn't die. However, he does see that he's outnumbered and retreats.
Then I wake up.
:I
What the ******** was that?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:21 am
There is something plastic in our oven.
I don't know what it is because I can't see it, but I can smell it when cooking.
What do?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:33 pm
Cabron LaSwan Supersephiroth7 Cabron LaSwan Supersephiroth7 I feel pretty lost. I don't feel like I really have a place in this world. I always feel like people just tolerate me. It's not the way things used to be back home, but I guess that's what happens when you're in a place where no one really shares a common interest with you. I don't think I can keep this up and I'm probably not going to re enlist. Everyone told me so many stories about the bonds I'd form with people and how I'd have a "family" and never miss home. It's definitely quite the opposite. This whole military thing isn't cutting it for me. Sure I love my job, but I just don't enjoy being here. Maybe it's just not your kind of thing. I'm sure you'll find your place if you keep looking. When you were a kid, what did you see yourself doing when you grew up? It's never too late to give that another try. If you can't think of anything, maybe you could do a little volunteer work until you find something that inspires you? It feels really good to know that you're making a positive difference in somebody else's life, and I find that people who volunteer are usually very optimistic, accepting, and just generally uplifting to be around.
And, you know, maybe you don't even need a specific place in the world to enjoy your life. Even if all you ever find in life is a way to make yourself happy, I'm sure anyone truly worth calling a friend would be proud of you just for that.
Just find something that makes you feel good and stick with it, bro. Nothing else matters. That's what I'm thinking, although I might do it as a civilian because the money is good. When I was a kid? I saw myself as a chemist or a forensic scientist. I still want to do that, but becoming a pastry chef is on my list now. I do bake a lot, but now the kitchen is being renovated so I have no where to bake. I do love helping people, so that's probably a good idea. Dealing with people that aren't military might help. I Guess so. I was so happy back home, but I guess on the other side, I can't complain since I have a stable job and what not. Well, you know, they say chemistry and baking are the exact same thing, but on different sides of the spectrum of edibility. Maybe you could do both. razz
I know baking is something you're really passionate about, so I think you could become a really successful pastry chef. Who knows? Maybe there'll be an opening for a baker somewhere when you get back home. Yea heh. i told my co workers that I wanted to double major in chemistry and culinary arts and they started talking about explosive cakes. I am, but I don't think anyone would let me bake for them unless I had a degree. I'll probably try to start my bakery at some point in time. Possibly re enlisting for the crazy amount of money, but I can't go live at home for another 4 years =/.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:36 pm
Cabron LaSwan There is something plastic in our oven.
I don't know what it is because I can't see it, but I can smell it when cooking.
What do? What do you mean? So it's somewhere in a spot that's not visible? I had wax in mine before and I just let it burn out, but that's probably completely different.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:51 pm
Supersephiroth7 Cabron LaSwan There is something plastic in our oven.
I don't know what it is because I can't see it, but I can smell it when cooking.
What do? What do you mean? So it's somewhere in a spot that's not visible? I had wax in mine before and I just let it burn out, but that's probably completely different. Yeah, either that or it's so burnt I can't tell it apart from the burnt food. Maybe I should just clean the oven. But I don't know what to use or what not to touch, it's one of those things I've never done. :I
And you don't necessarily need a degree to bake! It's an asset, but if you apply with a sample and knock their socks off, it's quite possible you could get a job off talent alone.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:33 pm
******** Skyrim, I'm gonna go pirate Spore, get bored of it, and go back to DA.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:48 pm
Cabron LaSwan Supersephiroth7 Cabron LaSwan There is something plastic in our oven.
I don't know what it is because I can't see it, but I can smell it when cooking.
What do? What do you mean? So it's somewhere in a spot that's not visible? I had wax in mine before and I just let it burn out, but that's probably completely different. Yeah, either that or it's so burnt I can't tell it apart from the burnt food. Maybe I should just clean the oven. But I don't know what to use or what not to touch, it's one of those things I've never done. :I
And you don't necessarily need a degree to bake! It's an asset, but if you apply with a sample and knock their socks off, it's quite possible you could get a job off talent alone. Yea that might be the case XD. I always just lift the metal rod things and put aluminum foil on the bottom to keep food from sticking to the bottom. It also makes oven clean up so much easier. That's true. I'll probably hit up the local bakeries or look on craigslist for something. I'm a pro at making cheesecakes, so I'll try that.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:32 pm
I've always wanted to make my very own cheesecake recipe. At least in my family. My mom said I should have at least one thing I can bake to make family really not want to miss out on.
Strawberry Coffee Cheesecake. I don't really know how I'd do,it, but it is a thing I want to make.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:36 pm
POST MY THOUGHTS?
YES YES MY THOUGHTS YES
THINK OF SLEP
I WANT TO SLEEP IS THAT ASKING MUCH
NO NO INSTEAD INTRAWNET
INTRANET FEEL ME F
INTRANET TAKE ME TTO DEFIMATPRIVATION
GOD
DAM IT
I DICKPLOW THIS MENPAUSE THROUGH THE BLEED
SPACE
SPACE S GIMMIK
GIMMICK IS CLIHE
ALL THE BEST WRITER IS HERE
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:54 pm
Dulnair POST MY THOUGHTS? YES YES MY THOUGHTS YES THINK OF SLEP I WANT TO SLEEP IS THAT ASKING MUCH NO NO INSTEAD INTRAWNET INTRANET FEEL ME F INTRANET TAKE ME TTO DEFIMATPRIVATION GOD DAM IT I DICKPLOW THIS MENPAUSE THROUGH THE BLEED SPACE SPACE S GIMMIK GIMMICK IS CLIHE ALL THE BEST WRITER IS HERE And then I take this, process it through a sleep-deprived Rhed, and end up with a philosophical gold mine. Foolproof.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:20 pm
This roommate thing is getting ridiculous. I want out, and I want out fast. Put me somewhere with a goddamn decent human being so I can shower and have my own place where I'm not afraid to bring people or to sit down on my own goddamn bed
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