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 Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:58 am
My mom keeps pestering me to get therapy. How about getting a clue, mom? I don't need therapy. The only therapy I need is to beat the s**t out of someone, preferably someone who annoys me.
My college needs a fight club, like in the movie. We will have redundant rules about not talking about it and I will be free to beat the s**t out of whoever shows up, because goddamn do I get pissed sometimes.
I once punched a guy in the face for annoying me. It was in the 7th Grade. He was talking some s**t about how much sharks suck. Sharks don't suck. They have rows of razor sharp teeth and muscular, torpedo shaped bodies designed for fast swimming and they have ampulae lorenzini, pores that can detect electrical signals given off by muscle movement. You know what that means? It means pissing off one of these things in the water means you're as good as ********. Sharks rule.
He kept insisting sharks suck, so I nailed him right in the teeth. He had to have braces put in. I'll never forget how good it felt to see his face's s**t get ruined because of me.
Anyway, yeah, my college needs a fight club. There's too much emasculation in the world today. Anime, TV, movies, and music are all obsessed with p***y pretty-boys like Bieber. We need more anime with guys like Goku, Kenshiro, or John Rambo. Holy crap, that just gave me an idea. Japan should make an anime starring Goku, Kenshiro, John Rambo, Tyler Durden, Jubei, Stephen Colbert, that one russian boxer from Rocky IV, Chuck Norris, Commander Shepard, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Connor MacCleod, and my grandfather from my father's side of the family getting in a big WWF ring and duke it out in a royal rumble. Holy s**t, that would rule. My grandfather would win of course, because my grandfather was a badass, but it would still be fun to watch. It'd be thousands of times better than all of that stupid drama bullshit we now have on post-Attitude era WWE.
Bottom line, we need to stop preventing men from fighting each other. It's like withholding sex. Just stop doing it. All it's going to do is destroy everything in the end. Or some stupid bullshit or whatever, I don't know. I'm tired. And I got lots of homework. ******** homework. ******** it with a plastic spoon.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:05 am
Carchar-odin My mom keeps pestering me to get therapy. How about getting a clue, mom? I don't need therapy. The only therapy I need is to beat the s**t out of someone, preferably someone who annoys me. My college needs a fight club, like in the movie. We will have redundant rules about not talking about it and I will be free to beat the s**t out of whoever shows up, because goddamn do I get pissed sometimes. I once punched a guy in the face for annoying me. It was in the 7th Grade. He was talking some s**t about how much sharks suck. Sharks don't suck. They have rows of razor sharp teeth and muscular, torpedo shaped bodies designed for fast swimming and they have ampulae lorenzini, pores that can detect electrical signals given off by muscle movement. You know what that means? It means pissing off one of these things in the water means you're as good as ********. Sharks rule. He kept insisting sharks suck, so I nailed him right in the teeth. He had to have braces put in. I'll never forget how good it felt to see his face's s**t get ruined because of me. Anyway, yeah, my college needs a fight club. There's too much emasculation in the world today. Anime, TV, movies, and music are all obsessed with p***y pretty-boys like Bieber. We need more anime with guys like Goku, Kenshiro, or John Rambo. Holy crap, that just gave me an idea. Japan should make an anime starring Goku, Kenshiro, John Rambo, Tyler Durden, Jubei, Stephen Colbert, that one russian boxer from Rocky IV, Chuck Norris, Commander Shepard, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Connor MacCleod, and my grandfather from my father's side of the family getting in a big WWF ring and duke it out in a royal rumble. Holy s**t, that would rule. My grandfather would win of course, because my grandfather was a badass, but it would still be fun to watch. It'd be thousands of times better than all of that stupid drama bullshit we now have on post-Attitude era WWE.Bottom line, we need to stop preventing men from fighting each other. It's like withholding sex. Just stop doing it. All it's going to do is destroy everything in the end. Or some stupid bullshit or whatever, I don't know. I'm tired. And I got lots of homework. ******** homework. ******** it with a plastic spoon. Hey Hey CM Punk is the best in the world. mad
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:38 am
Shiny Gligar What are some good classes to start with in DQ IX? I get paid tomorrow, so if the gamestop in wem has a copy, I'm gonna buy it. Warrior, Priest and Mage. Just level up priest in the special. S/he will become so broken by the end.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:38 pm
My sister is really bothering me recently with what a shameless mooch she is. She asked to use my cat litter, right? And I use really expensive wheat cat litter because of hippie bullshit principles. I was at about half a 2kg bag when I let her use it. I come into the laundry room today to see my cat litter sitting on top of her litterbox in the laundry room, as if it was hers. There is maybe a tenth left; not enough even to do my own cat's litter. I asked her if she'd pay for half of my next bag, because this is the second time she's used it, and she was like "There's no way I used half of it. You're just trying to pin it on me because it's 15 bucks a bag. Just go back to gravel and stop being a b***h."
She also used my milk yesterday, without asking, for something she ended up pouring down the drain. That bothers me on two levels. If you're going to take something from me that I would have used without even asking me if it's okay, you are not going to impress me if you waste it. And she wanted me to pay the difference on the pizza she wanted to order because she was short. When I refused, she was like "Ok, well, I'm just gonna eat your food then since I don't have any of my own." b***h, I am not your mother. Taking care of you is not my responsibility, it is yours.
The worst part is there's very little I can do about it. When I tell Dad about her behavior, she lies and the other roommates don't want to get involved, so it's her word against mine. I can't fit all the food I want to hide from her in the tiny little fridge in my room, and my freezer doesn't keep things frozen anyway. She really needs to ******** up again so Dad will finally hold to his word and kick her out. As soon as she leaves, I'm gonna break all communication with her. As far as I'm concerned I haven't had a sister for a long time, just a parasitic infection with a name.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:02 pm
Skaeryll Shiny Gligar What are some good classes to start with in DQ IX? I get paid tomorrow, so if the gamestop in wem has a copy, I'm gonna buy it. Warrior, Priest and Mage. Just level up priest in the special. S/he will become so broken by the end. o 3o Sounds good. Thanks.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:59 pm
Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:09 pm
-Dessynea- Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome. Did you post pictures too?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:20 pm
Medeus -Dessynea- Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome. Did you post pictures too?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:24 pm
-Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome. Did you post pictures too? Aww....=/
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:26 pm
Medeus -Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome. Did you post pictures too? Aww....=/
But I haven't actually taken any yet anyway, the couple people I knew would want to see them came and saw them today.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:31 pm
-Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome. Did you post pictures too? Aww....=/
But I haven't actually taken any yet anyway, the couple people I knew would want to see them came and saw them today. lol! Give him a Hi-5 for me. emotion_dowant huh. Didn't you guess that We'd wanna see? ....wait, how many people do you know who WOULDN'T wanna see them?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:32 pm
I'm going to be gone soon...
Out of the only place I've known in my whole life... the only country I've been in...
A lot's going to change....
I'm excited, and a little scared.
But I am looking forward to it.
It's going to be within two weeks!~
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:33 pm
Medeus -Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Zach got a big X-Men tattoo on his arm, go to Facebook and check it out for pics. And I got my nipples pierced tonight which is pretty ******** awesome. Did you post pictures too? Aww....=/
But I haven't actually taken any yet anyway, the couple people I knew would want to see them came and saw them today. lol! Give him a Hi-5 for me. emotion_dowant huh. Didn't you guess that We'd wanna see? ....wait, how many people do you know who WOULDN'T wanna see them?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:48 pm
-Dessynea- Medeus -Dessynea- Zach says "Pics upon request."
But I haven't actually taken any yet anyway, the couple people I knew would want to see them came and saw them today. lol! Give him a Hi-5 for me. emotion_dowant huh. Didn't you guess that We'd wanna see? ....wait, how many people do you know who WOULDN'T wanna see them? lol d'aww yaaay! :'D ............Now i'm not sure why I wanna see so bad...=/ Like your cousin?
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:34 am
Elemental Draconis I'm going to be gone soon...
Out of the only place I've known in my whole life... the only country I've been in...
A lot's going to change....
I'm excited, and a little scared.
But I am looking forward to it.
It's going to be within two weeks!~ Whatcha doin'?
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