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 Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:49 pm
p.s......Wurd.
p.s.s......Feel better LPS. Don't trust ghetto omelettes....
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:59 pm
Nah, I just gotta read the ingredients next time. Turns out there was soy in it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:08 am
Sigh.
I was so sure I was gonna get the house to myself tonight.
I mean, I don't mind Sean coming home, but we weren't even here for a ******** hour and Mel brings back a whole ********' party. For the third ********' night in a row.
I want my peace and quiet. sad
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:11 am
Stranger: welcome
You: to
Stranger: you are speaking to god
You: YOU MESSED IT UP!
Stranger: i have finally mastered the internetz
You: Stupid intern...
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Merry Christmas! biggrin
Stranger: female 17 naked rubbing her self
Stranger: wanna get more wet
You: You better watch out, you better not cry
Stranger: il not
Stranger: u male or female
You: You better not shout I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming, to town... biggrin
You: HE KNOWS THAT YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT! D8<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:18 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:34 am
I forgot how fun this was! xD
Stranger: hie 19 m from India
You: 16 F Pakistan
Stranger: name??
You: Asmi
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so wat r u up to
You: I hate India.
Stranger: i hate paki
You: I HATE INDIA.
Stranger: : i hate paki
You: Screw you!
Stranger: : i hate paki
You: I HATE INDIA!
Stranger: : i hate paki
You: You know what you guys all are?
You: Customer support.
Stranger: ur suckers
You: I'll be honest...
Stranger: beggars
You: I live in America/
Stranger: ohhhh
You: GOT YOUUU!!! AHAHAHAA! Pakis don't know English, silly customer support squad! ;D
Stranger: ******** u insane
You: Anyways, can you help me with my AT&T phone?
Stranger: ******** off
You: I can't change the wallpaper.
Stranger: change ur panties 1st
You: I'm a guy.
Stranger: its smelling rotten madarchod
You: Anyways, I really need your support. That's why I called you.
Stranger: gandu
You: So yeah... Wallpaper isn't going to fix itself.
Stranger: maa chuda aapni
You: Maybe Gandhi will help.
Stranger: he used 2 ******** his own mother
You: Well, so did you, but that's besides the point.
Stranger: sucide bombers
Stranger: u all are bloody terrorist
You: And you have elephants.
Stranger: u all send sell ur mothers for money
You: And you wear funny hats.
Stranger: bastards
You: Technical support.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:38 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:41 am
I wanna wake up where you are~
I won't say anything at all~
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:08 am
Miami today!!!
You post a lot of lyrics from that song LPS, not that that is bad because it is really good.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:11 am
-Dessynea- Miami today!!!
You post a lot of lyrics from that song LPS, not that that is bad because it is really good. It's the song I most identify with now.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:19 am
Oh yeah, so this one super-drunk girl kept referring to Sean as my boyfriend, and it didn't seem to weird him out nearly as much as me. I guess that implies that it's not completely inconceivable that I could be banging a smoking hot super-intellectual after all.
I'm gonna go find me one.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:55 am
Cabron the Swan Oh yeah, so this one super-drunk girl kept referring to Sean as my boyfriend, and it didn't seem to weird him out nearly as much as me. I guess that implies that it's not completely inconceivable that I could be banging a smoking hot super-intellectual after all.
I'm gonna go find me one.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:58 am
Decavolty Cabron the Swan Oh yeah, so this one super-drunk girl kept referring to Sean as my boyfriend, and it didn't seem to weird him out nearly as much as me. I guess that implies that it's not completely inconceivable that I could be banging a smoking hot super-intellectual after all.
I'm gonna go find me one. ...A smoking hot super-intellectual whose hair is at least twice the length of his d**k.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:20 am
LPS, you have an awesome voice. I just wanted to say that because I heard your song and I like it a lot, and bookmarked it.
Now, off to make someone elses day. *pewpewpew*
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:34 am
Thanks!
I dunno how my dad will feel about it, though sweatdrop Maybe he never has to hear it.
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