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 Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:21 pm
lol
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Cloud: *looking at Berret* Whats wrong ol' buddy?
Berret: Cloud, there is something that I must confess to you...
Cloud: *thinking* I'm not to sure about this... *smiling* Sure, you can tell me anything ol' buddy.
Berret: You know, my arm, how its not real right...
Cloud: Yea, its a big ol' man made killing machine that never seem to kill shinra soilders in one hit... stare defected mothe... Anyways, as you were saying?
Berret: Its not the only part of my body that isn't real...
Cloud: o0... *thinking* Don't say p***s, Don't say p***s... DON'T SAY p***s for the love of god Berret! DON'T SAY p***s!!!!!
Berret: You see.... my... body, isn't real...
Cloud: ? What do you mean? *thinking* THANK YOU JESUS!
Berret: *pulls zipper* I'm actually not black at all... I'm actually, puertorican... and this gun... it isn't actually a gun... Its, acutally, *pulls zipper* a broom... and my gender... *pulls zipper* I'm invisiable. I'm not even talking to you....
Cloud: What a twist..
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:17 pm
Cait Sith: Hi! I'm Cait Sith and I'd like to...
*Everyone starts cracking up*
Cait Sith: Why the hell is everyone laughing? I want to be friends with you!
Cloud: *still laughing* It's your name!
C.S.: My name?
Barret: Yeah! If you take out the I in "Cait" and switch the letters around in "Sith," you've got "Cat S***"
*Everyone, including Sephiroth (who just cracks a smile), continues to laugh.*
C.S.: You bastards! I'm leaving the party!
Tifa: Wait! We didn't mean it!
Aerith: Yeah! We couldn't help but laugh at your dirty name! *the girls crack up*
C.S.: F*** YOU ALL! *Cait Sith runs away*
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:41 pm
Mayul lol --------------------------------- Cloud: *looking at Berret* Whats wrong ol' buddy? Berret: Cloud, there is something that I must confess to you... Cloud: *thinking* I'm not to sure about this... *smiling* Sure, you can tell me anything ol' buddy. Berret: You know, my arm, how its not real right... Cloud: Yea, its a big ol' man made killing machine that never seem to kill shinra soilders in one hit... stare defected mothe... Anyways, as you were saying? Berret: Its not the only part of my body that isn't real... Cloud: o0... *thinking* Don't say p***s, Don't say p***s... DON'T SAY p***s for the love of god Berret! DON'T SAY p***s!!!!! Berret: You see.... my... body, isn't real... Cloud: ? What do you mean? *thinking* THANK YOU JESUS! Berret: *pulls zipper* I'm actually not black at all... I'm actually, puertorican... and this gun... it isn't actually a gun... Its, acutally, *pulls zipper* a broom... and my gender... *pulls zipper* I'm invisiable. I'm not even talking to you.... Cloud: What a twist..
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:27 am
Aerith: "I'm sorry Cloud, but there's someone else!!!"
Cloud: *gasp* "Who!?"
Aerith: "I'm actually in love with... with... CID!"
Cloud: "... what...?"
Aerith: *Huggles onto Cid*
Cid: "Hell yea!!!" XD
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:24 pm
Red XIII: Hey Cid, why do you have a swearing problem?
Cid: I Don't have a *&^#ing problem with my *(!@ing language!
Cloud: You have serious issues, dude. If this about your rocket, then get over it! You lost that thing like what? Five years ago? Get over it!
Cid: $%@#! I'll never get over it! That was the best ride ever!
Yuffie: Well, we have a surprise for you.
**Pause for dramatic effect**
Announcer: Welcome to "Pimp My Rocket'' with your host, Barret!
Barret: Today, we're going to pimp Cid's Rocket!
Cid: Oh my God! This is so %^&$ing amazing!
**At the end of the show**
Barret: Ok. We now have interior cushioning, stereo surround sound, a plasma screen TV, XBOX 360, Playstation 3, and 15 mini-bars> What do you say to that?
Cid: It si so awesome! I will never swear again!
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:28 pm
Tifa:: "Cloud Cloud Cloud!" *Flaps*
Cloud:: "What is it, Tiffers?"
Tifa:: "I think Vincent's deaf!!!"
Cloud:: "What makes you say that?"
Tifa:: "I was nagging at him all day, and he didn't respond! AT ALL! I'm worried!"
Cloud:: "... You're kidding me, right?" *In his little mind* He was probably just ignoring her. She does nag quite a bit.
Tifa:: *Sobs* "Do something, Cloud! Save his poor hearing!"
Cloud:: "Lt. Pomegranite is on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Spins and turns into a Cloudy Wonder Woman and flies off*
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:43 pm
RED: sup guys, i'd like you to meet my distant cousin, scooby.
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:16 pm
Cloud: Damn it, Zack! You gave me a hand-me down!
Zack: That sword is special to me! It was given to me by Angeal.
Cloud: That's the problem! You don't give gifts as gifts to friends! You can buy this crappy Buster Sword at a Goodwill for like 50 cents!
Zack: *starts to cry* Is that how much our friendship is worth to you? 50 cents?
Cloud: Wait, Zack. I'm sorry.
Zack: It's too late to apologize. You're a great big JERK! I don't ever want to see you again!
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:23 pm
Yuffie:Materia??????FTW is that stuff never heard of it's probably something I would want to steal from everybody.
Vincent:I want a haircut.*makes a huge happy face*
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:43 pm
Barett: Gun arm, spoon arm, gun arm spoon arm, gun arm...Ahh what the hell. Spoon arm!
Aeris: (Taking a drag on a cigar) So yeah, they totally fell for that whole Cetra thing. How much do you think we made out of that one?
Sephy: I know! And that bit where I stabbed you! They TOTALLY fell for it
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:01 pm
Cloud: Hey, Sephiroth! What's up with your theme song?
Sephiroth: What? You don't like my angel choir?
Cloud: It's not that! It's just that you're no angel. You killed Aeris, stole the Black Materia, and threaten to destroy the world.
Sephiroth: Hey, it could be worse.
Cloud: Yeah? How?
Sephiroth: I could have Vincent's theme song
*Vincent is huddling in a corner in a fetal position while *It's A Small World* is playing* It'll all go away (he mumbles over and over)
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:24 pm
Vincent: *Plays his theme, the Nightmare's Beginning, on the piano*
Aerith: Boooooo! Boooooooo! BOO! Play something less sad!
Vincent: You have no right to boo me! This song represents my tormented soul and how I have to sleep in place of ano-
Aerith: Yeah yeah, whatever. No one cares.
Vincent: *Sniffles* I hate this place! *Runs into his room, sobbing like a little girl*
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:48 am
Sephiroth: ((after killing Aeris)) IF YOU COME BACK b***h, I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN! IF CLOUD KILLS ME, I'LL DRAG YOU BACK FROM HELL WITH ME AND FORCE YOU TO KILL CLOUD WITH ME... Then I'll rape him.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:26 pm
Cloud: ~holds up a spoon and stares at it~
Tifa: ~stares at it as well~
Barret: ~continues to stare~
Tifa: You spent all of our gil on this?
Barret: ~cocks his gunarm~
Cloud: HEY! Chill out! I heard that in Final Fantasy IV (4) this was a devastator!
Tifa: Cloud.... ~cracks her knuckles~
Cloud: Wait! We haven't even tried it yet!
Sephiroth: Aha! Caught you off guard did I!? ~summons Jenova~
Cloud: ~looks at spoon then throws it at Sephy~
Sephy: o.o ~falls over with a spoon sticking out of his forehead~
Tifa: HOLY s**t!!! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULENCE!!!
Cloud: OH MY GOD I KILLED HIM!!!
((xD Actually very funny story about this, pm me for the story.))
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:53 pm
Sephiroth:What the hell happened to Aeris??????
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