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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:25 pm

Cloud: I stole a bike from shinra, so why the hell am i riding a chocobo!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:45 am

Cloud:I'm sick of mourning over Aeris Sephiroth I forgive you let's be bestest best friends biggrin
Sephiroth:Ok.
Then they hold hands and skip merrily away.

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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:35 pm

Rainer Wolf

Cloud: I stole a bike from shinra, so why the hell am i riding a chocobo!!!

hahah
Cloud: why the hell is my sword so big???
Aries: cloud you are not the father...kadaj is twisted

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:37 pm

Sephiroth: Cloud... why are you so emo?.. you make me feel gay twisted

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:27 am

*CONTINUED FROM THE VILLAIN'S PLOT*

Cloud: Hey, guys! Let's throw a big party tonight to celebrate us defeating all the villains!
Yuna: Hold on Cloud! I'm getting a report from Shinra that says all the villains are getting together to fight us all in a showdown.
Cloud: What?! Shinra?! He's a villain! What's he doing here?
Yuna: Don't worry, he's not your Shinra. He's just a kid.
Rikku: Yeah! He's super smart too! The only problem is that whenever we want an answer from him, he just says, "I'm just a kid."
Vaan: We need to gather every hero and defeat these guys once and for all.
Tidus: Is Seymour going to be there?
Cloud: Most likely, why?
Tidus: I have a score to settle with him. He stole my future wife!
Yuna: Tidus, what are you saying?
Tidus: Yuna, I may be a dream of the fayth, but I heart you. Will u marry me?
*The whole crowd goes aaaaaahhhhhh*
Yuna: Yes! But first we need to defeat the villains.
Squall: Alright, tonight, we win our greatest battle! For now, let's eat pizza!
*Everyone cheers*

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:59 pm

**Continued from the hero story**

Today is the day of the Battle Royale!

**Cloud and all the heroes are ready to fight. They are facing the villains on a desert plain.**

Kefka: Hey Ultros, wouldn't it be great to see Terra, Locke, Celes, and Setzer die?
Ultros: This is going to be the easiest battle ever!
*Terra and the others look at them with pure hatred*

Cloud: Sephiroth! You are going down!
Sephiroth: Cloud, you may have gotten stronger, but you're still no match for me. Why don't we play for a little bit. *Sephiroth snaps his fingers and the Turks arrive.* I'm sure they will keep you busy.
Cloud: You're not the only one who has friends. *Cloud brings out his friends*

Squall: Adel! You're supposed to be dead!
Adel: Well, my friend here brought me back to life *opens a dark cloak to reveal Rinoa stuck to her body*
Squall: Rinoa!!!! Zell, Irvine, Quistis, I need your help.
Zell: Don't worry. We're with you all the way!
Seifer: Don't forget us! *Seifer pops up along with Fujin and Raijin*
Squall: Damn you, Seifer! You're going down.
Laguna: Count us in *Laguna and his friends show up* You can't have a party without us!

Kuja: Zidane! Are you prepared to die?
Zidane: I'm not going to lose! Vivi, is everyone ready?
Vivi: We're all set, Zidane *Zidane's party is ready with their weapons drawn*

Seymour: Lady Yuna, you look beautiful. Too bad i will have to take your life.
Yuna: Seymour! I will send you if it's the last thing i do!
Tidus: You have to get through all of us if you want Yuna! *Tidus is suddenly surrounded by Wakka and the others*
Yuna: Y
Rikku: R
Paine: P
Y, R, & P: Ready for battle!

Vaan: Vayne, you will pay for ruining Ivalice!
Vayne: Oh Vaan, you still have so much to learn. You won't defeat me.
Vaan: We'll see about that. Ready guys?
Balthier and the rest of the crew: Ready!

Cloud: Charge!

*all the heroes charge towards the villains and the villains charge towards them.*

**To Be Continued**

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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:53 pm

Kind of thought this was about FF7 characters, but eh. I don't make the rules.

Cloud: You know what... I kinda liked cross dressing.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:28 am

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Kind of thought this was about FF7 characters, but eh. I don't make the rules.

Cloud: You know what... I kinda liked cross dressing.

That it is. I must make a rule about this or something because people keep ignoring my asking them to stop.

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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:00 pm

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Kind of thought this was about FF7 characters, but eh. I don't make the rules.

Cloud: You know what... I kinda liked cross dressing.

That it is. I must make a rule about this or something because people keep ignoring my asking them to stop.

Sweet, called it. xP

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:36 pm

Sephiroth: (to Aerith) Sorry about the whole stabbing you in the chest thing. I was going through a stressful time,you see I couldn't find a cookie i was saving.

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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:41 pm

Sephiroth: there was a time once where i had two wings, (sigh)

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:23 pm

Zack: Hey cloud, I'll be needing that b*****d sword back...

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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:02 pm

Red(lays down on floor, while everyone watches TV. He then looks at his tail in shock)"Uh... when were you guys going to tell me my tail was on fire?" (Everyone shrugs)

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:22 am

Barret: Hey, Cloud. How do you get your hair so spiky?
Cloud: I've been using a huge handful of hair gel every day.
Barret: What's it called?
Cloud: Choco-Chunk For that thick job that makes everything quick

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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:17 pm

Vincent: I'm diggin' this sexy party!

Lucrecia: I guess it's alright...I feel like I don't belong here...

Vincent: No no, don't feel that way! Come, let us go do karaoke!

Lucrecia: Oh...No I couldn't! I'm...I'm-

Vincent: Going to love it! *Pulls her up on stage with him and puts a mic in her hands* Here, I chose an easy one! HIT IT!!!

My Milkshake brings all the girls to the yard,
And they're like, "It's better than yours!"
Damn Right! It's better than yours!
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge!

Vincent: TAKE IT LUCRECIA!

Lucrecia: eek *Blushing* But I! I-I DONT! *Light flashes on her* O-ok...

My whip dairy product brings all of the males to my place of residence,
And they exclaim that it is better than yours.
And they are right in saying it is better than yours.
I could convey to you the recipe, but I would demand compensation.

Crowd: *Complete silence* ...

Vincent: *Silenced* ...

Lucrecia: I-I did enjoy that... AGAIN!

Crowd: *Cheers and starts to party again*

Vincent: 4laugh Here! Let's try this death metal song titled "Failure in the Flesh"!

Lucrecia: cool Bring it baby!

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