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 Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:58 am
King of Slashers Cloud (Reading the last two entries): Oh s**t! Barret! Barret!!! Barret: What? Cloud: Get the hell over here! We've been compromised! Barrett: What?!! Cloud: I just discovered someone who knows our dirty little secrets! Barret: Aw s**t! How did he find out? Aw F*** the how! What do we do, what CAN we do?!!! Shou...Should I take care of him before he spreads the word? Cloud: How can you? You have no arms left! Barrett: s**t! Your right! xD. Funny!
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:01 pm
Mayul King of Slashers Cloud (Reading the last two entries): Oh s**t! Barret! Barret!!! Barret: What? Cloud: Get the hell over here! We've been compromised! Barrett: What?!! Cloud: I just discovered someone who knows our dirty little secrets! Barret: Aw s**t! How did he find out? Aw F*** the how! What do we do, what CAN we do?!!! Shou...Should I take care of him before he spreads the word? Cloud: How can you? You have no arms left! Barrett: s**t! Your right! xD. Funny! Hey, I thought yours were very funny so I had to complement them =D
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:29 pm
[Scene where Cloud teaches Barret to use Materia]
[7th Heaven Bar and Grill]
Cloud: Alright. That's how it works. You got it?
Barret: Yeah! This ain't so hard! ~takes materia, then Biggs sets on fire~
Biggs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ~runs in circles~
Barret: Oops...here just let me... ~takes ice materia and freezes Wedge to his chair~
Wedge: o.o() ~can't move~
Barret: Awww $#!+.
Cloud: Maybe you should let me....
Barret: Back the hell off, I got this. Here, can't go wrong with this one! ~grabs Cure materia, causing a lightning bolt to hit the roof and set the building on fire~
Cloud: ....
Barret: I grabbed the wrong one huh?
Cloud: Yeah. Maybe we should get out of here before Tifa finds out what we did to her bar...
Tifa: ~is holding Ifrit and glares at them~
Cloud and Barret: Awwww $#!+...
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:33 pm
King of Slashers Mayul King of Slashers Cloud (Reading the last two entries): Oh s**t! Barret! Barret!!! Barret: What? Cloud: Get the hell over here! We've been compromised! Barrett: What?!! Cloud: I just discovered someone who knows our dirty little secrets! Barret: Aw s**t! How did he find out? Aw F*** the how! What do we do, what CAN we do?!!! Shou...Should I take care of him before he spreads the word? Cloud: How can you? You have no arms left! Barrett: s**t! Your right! xD. Funny! Hey, I thought yours were very funny so I had to complement them =D lol thanks. Now for Deuoh judgement. ... The critic of my stuff since the *cough* "happening."
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:10 am
During the final duel between Cloud and Sephiroth
Sephiroth: You know what?
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: With my shirt all off and and my smexyness being displayed and what not..........I REALLY WANT MY BOD...B O D for me! HOT BOD!
Cloud (tumbling over): Gah!?!
Sephiroth: But that's not what I really wanted to say.
Cloud: Huh?!! Then what is it?!
Sephiroth: What the hell is the deal with your HUGE a** SWORD? I mean seriously, how the hell can you LIFT that thing? Mine is understandable, BUT YOURS!
Cloud: Well, you see-
Sephiroth: THATS BESIDE THE POINT!
Cloud: Wha???
Sephiroth: See what I really wanted to say was-
Cloud: Oh Jeez
Sephiroth: -if you use Omnislash on me again I will be so, like, uber pisse-
Cloud: OMNISLASH!
Sephiroth: God...Dammit...
Tifa: BOOBIES!
Sephiroth (tumbling over): Gah!?!
Cloud (missing Sephiroth with the Omnislash): Ah Mosey!
Cid: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Sephiroth: HA!
Nelson Muntz (pointing a finger): Haw Haw!
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!
Hojo: And they say I'M insane!
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:25 pm
rofl ROFL! That was indeed halarious! Such randomness at a point!
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:00 pm
Why thanks, good sir...Now for a quickie...
In the very beginning, train scene...
Guard 1: Why, who is that sexy woman running towards us very fast?
Guard 2: I don't know, but I think she wants us!
Guard 1: Seriously? Then lets go greet her!
Guard 2: Dude, we are so totally getting laid tonight!
Guard 1: High five!!
Guard 2: High fi-OOF!!!
*20 minutes later*
Guard 1 (waking up): Ugg...Umm...Did we get laid?
Guard 2: No, we got knocked out...
Guard 1: Well at least not knocked up...
Guard 2: What? What do you mean?
Guard 1 (takes off clothes): I'm a chick, dude!
Guard 2: How did I not notice?
Guard 1: I don't know...
*One awkward pause later*
Guard 2: Want to have sex?
Guard 1: Dude, we are totally getting laid tonight!
Guard 2: High five!!!
Guard 1: High five!!!
~Fin
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:35 pm
Cloud: Maybe this sword is too big.....
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:11 am
Palma Earth Cloud: Maybe this sword is too big..... xDDDDD Thats ONE thing you'll never hear him say! @ King: XD unexpected!
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:19 pm
King of Slashers Why thanks, good sir...Now for a quickie... In the very beginning, train scene... Guard 1: Why, who is that sexy woman running towards us very fast? Guard 2: I don't know, but I think she wants us! Guard 1: Seriously? Then lets go greet her! Guard 2: Dude, we are so totally getting laid tonight! Guard 1: High five!! Guard 2: High fi-OOF!!! *20 minutes later* Guard 1 (waking up): Ugg...Umm...Did we get laid? Guard 2: No, we got knocked out... Guard 1: Well at least not knocked up... Guard 2: What? What do you mean? Guard 1 (takes off clothes): I'm a chick, dude! Guard 2: How did I not notice? Guard 1: I don't know... *One awkward pause later* Guard 2: Want to have sex? Guard 1: Dude, we are totally getting laid tonight! Guard 2: High five!!! Guard 1: High five!!! ~Fin Exellence. :3
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:09 pm
Why thankee Mr. Mod sir, but I just noticed a mistake in my own story, so to correct it...Another quickie...Actually, it's not that quick...
Guard 2: Umm, you can put your clothes back on.
Guard 1: Why?
Guard 2: As much as I love looking at your...voluptuous but still somehow disguiseable figure*1, I don't think we're going to "ride the express" here on the platform...
Guard 1: Ah, yes, your right. *Puts clothes back on* So, where shall we then?
Guard 2: Umm..........I got it! How about we "ride the express" on the express!
Guard 1:..........Sex on the sex?
Guard 2: No goofy silly! On the train! I mean, it's still here and what not, and it's bound to have private rooms for customers (If not that, maybe an on board bathroom if desperation yearns). We can just use one of those; claim occupancy, and...well...you know...
Guard 1: So...does that mean we're still getting laid tonight?
Guard 2: What does this signal to you?: High five!!!
Guard 1: High fi-*KABOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Guard 2 (looking towards the sound of the explosion): What the hell was that explosion?!?
Guard 1: That explosion could have been US if we got a move on already!
Guard 2: No, really! What was that explosion?!? It sounded like it came from the direction of the power plant!
Guard 1: Than it probably WAS the pl-*THUD*
Guard 2 (looking back at Guard 1): What was that? Couldn't hear what you just sa-*GASP*
*A big load of power plant debris lie where Guard 1 just stood...Lol, big load*
Guard 2: No! Nooo! NOOOOOOOOO!!! I was supposed to get laid tonight! Damn you big load of power plant debris...lol, big load...why am I laughing? I want to get laid!
Guard 1: And you still are!
*Guard 1 sidesteps out from behind the big load of power plant debris*
Guard 2: Your alive? Your ALIVE!
Guard 1: Lets get laid already!!!
Guard 2: Oh how I love you...HIGH FIVE!!!
Guard 1: High Fi-
Guard 2: What, another distraction?
Guard 1: Nope, just...Oh, nothing...High Five!!!
And they got laid...
~Fin
*1: Refer to the previous story
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:30 pm
... at cosmo canyon...while fighting the undead fire ghost boss thingy
cloud- *slices at ghost hopelessly* ACK!! WHY WONT IT DIE!?!
redXIII- maybe it's because you keep missing with that huge a** sword!!!
aerith- why not use a phoenix down
cloud and redXIII- O_o Wha-!?! How does that work?
aerith- observe *tosses phoenix down at ghost*
Ghost boss- Blargh i am dead
cloud-ooohhh
aerith- see
cloud- why didnt i think of that.
redXIII- I have a better question. how can you carry that danm sword without pulling any muscle's
aerith- just drop it!!
cloud and red- oookay
aerith- hey whats that big wolf like statue. i looks kinda like you red.
red- dad!!! 0_o
cloud-you know, a soft could clear that right up.
aerith- are you kidding!! those things cost like 50 gil
cloud- and a phoenix down costs about 200 gil... wait where did she go!? *picks up a note*
note- went back to the canyon. you and red continue with the plot
from, aerith
cloud- that cheap little-
redXIII- crying DADDY crying
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:45 am
Barrett: Those shoes SO match your shirt!
^-^
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:46 am
Randomness Scene:
Cloud:I wanna taco!!*starts crying*
Tifa:Shh calm down Cloud I'll get you a taco.*runs and gets Cloud his taco*
Cloud:*continues crying*
Tifa:Cloud stop crying I got you a taco.
Cloud:Bu-but I wanted a burrito!!!*starts bawling even harder*
Tifa:Then why did you ask for a taco?!
Cloud:I did no such thing!!!*continues crying*
Tifa:*twitchs and gets pissed off at Cloud*Ahhhh!!*Kicks Cloud in the stomach and he goes flying*
Cloud(flying through the air):Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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