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 Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:11 am
Reno: Hey Rude, why do you think we can never get laid?
Rude: It's probably because we're so uptight.
Reno: We are not uptight!
Elena: Sorry to burst your bubble, Reno, but you are really uptight. You couldn't evn land a date with Tifa.
Reno: Hey! She was available, but she was busy with her bar.
Tseng: She was just saying that so she didn't hurt your feelings.
Reno: crying Shut up, Tseng! You're not even part of this! *runs off crying*
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:50 pm
Barret: Marlene! Get out of here! I hate u!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:42 pm
Cloud. " Wow Sephiroth by the tone of your voice, your actions and over all way your portraying yourself, Would you care for tifa to pick up some midol and chocolate for you?.. Not that the long hair and attitude, wanting your mother and neediness for attention are helping to add to this at all >.>"
* whistles*
(Silence)
Sephiroth ............... *stab*
( nothing against sephiroth btw, one of my favorites in reality.)
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:52 am
Reno: *pokes Dueoh* Hi. smile
Rude: Yaa uhhh....
Tseng: Good Dueoh. smile 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:15 pm
[Note: Seras is an OC of mine.]
*Yuffie is clinging to Vincent's leg*
Yuffie: But Vinnie, I love you!!! crying
Vincent: *stands there, looking bored* I don't return your affections...
Yuffie: I'm so much better than she is though! crying
Vincent: o.O Who?
Yuffie: crying That Seras girl you've been hanging around! I know she's pretty, Vin! But I'm so much better than she could ever be! I'll take care of you and we can get married and I can have your babies and we'll be happy!
Vincent: >.>;;; Yuffie, release me...
Yuffie: Noooo! Not until you say you love me! crying
Vincent: No....seriously....Yuffie, you need to release me.
Seras: stare What the hell is this?
Vincent: She's being a hormonal teenager. How am I supposed to know? >.>;;;
Yuffie: I'm not a hormonal teenager! crying I'm in wuv!!!!! heart
Seras: Vincent....force the hormonal nutcase off your leg before I do...
Vincent: Yuffie, release me...
Yuffie: crying NO!!! He's mine!!!! You can't have him!!!!
Vincent: gonk Yuffie...
Seras: *blows a gaping hole in Yuffie's head with Cerebrus*
Vincent: *sighs* You got blood all over my pants... stare
Seras: o.O ....oops?
[Forgive my hatred of Yuffentine, but I can't help it...]
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:53 pm
Deaths Apprentice Reno: *pokes Dueoh* Hi. smile Rude: Yaa uhhh.... Tseng: Good Dueoh. smile 3nodding Dueoh Helsite: ninja .... eek WOOKIE!!!! domokun G rRrRrrG!
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:00 am
Cloud: Peace! and.... LOVE!! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:02 pm
Cloud: Sephiroth, I have a new nickname for you!
Sephiroth: It better not be what I think it is.
Cloud: You are now Mr. Hurricane!
Sephiroth: Dammit Cloud! I know you were unimpressed with the results last night, but you don't need to call me names! Besides, I thought you were going to change!
Cloud: I'll change once you stop being a b****!
Sephiroth: crying I hate you. Don't ever talk to me again! *Runs away*
*due to this, Sephiroth now decides to go on a quest to destroy the whole world.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:47 pm
Sephiroth: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
...
Oh, things you'd NEVER hear a FF7 character say...
Umm...
Sephiroth: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!
This time theres only two exclamation marks; Like Sephiroth would ever say that statement with only TWO exclamation marks...Chyah, Right!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:22 pm
This takes place as Sephiroth is showing Zack (who is still a cadet) how to use materia...
Sephiroth: And that is how you perform a spell drawn from materia. Any questions before you try, Zack?
Zack: Well, I was wondering...
Sephiroth: Yes?
Zack: 1st Class SOLDIERs...get a lot of Mako shots, right? The glowy green stuff?
Sephiroth: Indeed.
Zack: You get them too, right?
Sephiroth: Correct.
Zack: General Sephiroth sir, do you have Glow-In-The-Dark pee?
Sephiroth: ...
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:33 pm
*this will be a crossover from other FF games*
Sephiroth: Hey SEymour! We should take over the world!
Seymour: Nah, it's too old school. we need to update our image with something more hip.
Sephiroth: How about we take over the universe?
SEymour: You're thinking way too much. We need a fresh idea. Besides, I want to get back at that pain in the neck Yuna for dumping me at our wedding.
Sephiroth: Maybe we can get an idea from Adel!
Adel: Keep me out of this. The last time we tried to do anything, those do-gooders defeated all of us.
Vayne: I have and idea. Let's gather every single villain together and uses their forces to destroy everyone once and for all!
*Every villain cheers*
Sephiroth: Okay, tonight we strike! Spread the word, no hero shall be left standing!
***TO BE CONTINUED***
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:15 am
*After Cloud slips Zack a "special" talking drink*
Cloud: So, Zack is the "drink" good? biggrin
Zack: *sipping* Yes!
Cloud: I'm glad you like it. So, Zack. Have you ever fought against Sephiroth?
Zack: Yes!
Cloud: *thinking* I think the "drink" is working. So, Zack. Is Shinra any good?
Zack: Yes! ????? *thinking* WTF!!!!?????!?
Cloud: *definitely working* Ok. If thats how you feel Zack. So, Zack will I ever be as good as you!
Zack: Yes! *thinking* stare He wishes
Cloud: Will I ever become a 1st class solider?
Zack: Yes! *thinking* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH rofl
Cloud: Will you die if I become a 1st Class solider?
Zack: Yes! *thinking* I mean NO!!!!!
Cloud: So, since your going to die. Can I have like your sword and clothes and memorys and twisted LIFE!?
Zack: Yes! *thinking* o____O
Cloud: twisted So, can I do it now and pretend it was all an "accident" by Shinra? And simultaneously scream your name into the sky as if it was all by "accident?"
Zack: Yes! *thinking* crying crying crying crying
Cloud: HAHAHA! Come here Zack!
Zack: Yes! *thinking* scream F@#$ing hidden plots!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:29 am
Barret: Marlene, there is something I think you should know.
Marlene: Yes, daddy?
Barret: Its.. about my arm. How I lost it.
Marlene: Oh! I know already. ^-^. Something to do with this or that and a little bit of blood. Well, a whole lot of blood.
Barret: That only has some details true. There was blood alright. GOD! The blood was everywhere.
Marlene: What is it? Please tell me daddy!
Barret: I truly lost my arm do to the fact that I maste...was a lonly man. Very lonly man.
Marlene: Lonly!
Barret: I'll tell you a little more in a little while. Cause, you see. I'm about to lose my other one!
Marlene: WHY DADDY! WHAAAY! crying
Barret: You'll see in a bit. Now, leave daddy alone so he can watch his "tapes."
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:52 am
Cloud (Reading the last two entries): Oh s**t! Barret! Barret!!!
Barret: What?
Cloud: Get the hell over here! We've been compromised!
Barrett: What?!!
Cloud: I just discovered someone who knows our dirty little secrets!
Barret: Aw s**t! How did he find out? Aw F*** the how! What do we do, what CAN we do?!!! Shou...Should I take care of him before he spreads the word?
Cloud: How can you? You have no arms left!
Barrett: s**t! Your right!
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:55 am
Zack Fair3 Barret: Marlene! Get out of here! I hate u!!!!!!! That was all the motivation I needed to make that one. mrgreen
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