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 Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:41 am
Rufus: I'm going to dedicate my life to preserving the planet!
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:02 pm
Vincent: I KILLED LUCRETIA! THEN I SWITCHED HER WITH SOME WHORE ON THE STREET! HOJO NEVER NOTICED!
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:05 pm
Maybe This will explains what happened to those two in that slap fight.
Scarlet: Tifa,YOU look like a whore!
Tifa:What DID you say?!
Scarlet: that way you are dressed.
Tifa:I do that to bring custermers!
Scarlet: So you are Admitting your a slut?
Tifa:Grrr..THAT Does it! You are going down!
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:59 pm
Aeris (right before metoer hits) - Aw, screw this! I'm too lazy to help out. Just let them die.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:23 pm
Cloud:Tifa!Wanna go out now Aeris is dead.
Tifa:Sure!
Aeris:CLOUD!
Cloud:HOLY ****!!!
Aeris:IM BACK AND IM GOING TO ****ING KILL YOU!
Cloud:Aw ****.
*Cloud runs off.*
Tifa:....
Aeris:....
Tifa:Wanna make out?
Aeris:Sure!
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Sephiroth:Cloud go out with me.PLEAAAASE!
Cloud:Ight.
Tifa:CLOUD!
Cloud:Uh oh.
Aeris:Ready for our date in the farplane Cloud?
Tifa:HES MINE!
Sephiroth:NO HES MINE FATSO!
Tifa:Who you callin fat darky!
Sephiroth:Grrr...
Aeris:MINE!
*Breaks out into a fight while Cloud sneaks out.*
Red:Cloud...
Barret:Your...
Vincent:A...
Reno:Friggen...
Cid razz layer...
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:37 am
Yuffie:s**t everyone talks about me stealing materias... WTF is a materia!?
Chocobo:Why the Hell are my people on gaia? O.o
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:01 am
Reno:Im going to get sober.
Rude:You are.
*Reno passes out.*
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Barret:I LUVS YA TIFA!
Everybody especially Tifa:WTF??!!?!?
Cloud:I think hes drunk.
Red:He drinks?
Cloud:I guess.
*Barret shoots Cloud.*
Barret:I HATE JOO!
Cloud:Ow.I WANTS MA MAMA!
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*Sephiroth kills Aeris.*
Everyone except Cloud:OMG you killed Aeris!
Cloud:YOU ****ERD!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:41 am
*group finds Yuffie in a patch of grass*
Yuffie: if you take this survey I'll give you knights of the round.
*Whole group takes test*
Yuffie: *reads over the papers* (Ya she's still there ^_^) Everything looks in order
*Hands over Knights of the round Materia*
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:00 am
cloud: OMG! Who took My Hair gel!
Sephiroth: Heheh *sneaks away with gel*
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:39 pm
Cloud:I want a cookie.
Yuffie:So?
Cloud:Go steal me a cookie.
Yuffie:No.Im not gonna steal a cookie from Barrets cookie stash.
Cloud:Why?
Yuffie:Stealing is wrong.
Cloud:O_o
Yuffie:Im going to ask him for some.
Cloud:Ok.
*A few hours later Cloud realizes that the last person that asked for a cookie from Barret he shot him.*
*Gun noises.*
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Reno:O_o
Axel:O_o
Xigbar:Wow!2 Axels!
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Aeris:I HATE YOU CLOUD!
*Aeris whacks Cloud with her staff.*
Aeris:Ahhh....terrible training Cloud you lost your touch.
*Looks at Cloud.*
Aeris:Cloud?
Cloud:BOO!
Aeris:HOLY ****!!!!!!!!
*Aeris dies of a Heart Attack.*
Cloud:****!!!!Not again!
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:36 am
Cloud would never say anything like (tifa come over here and give me a kiss). Well thats a try anyway.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:37 am
Thats a good one The_Strong_Bad.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:28 am
Reno: ~walks in with a bruised face~ ._o Someone get me some coffee...
Elena: What happened to you?
Reno: Don't ask...
Rude: He tried to ask Tifa out on a date.
Elena: Huh!? Are you serious?
Reno: >.>
Elena: What happened?
Reno: She...she told me I wasn't emo enough.
Elena: Huh? Emo? I figured she would have been into cute stuff. You know, like stuffed animals.
Reeve: ~walks in with a black eye~ Nope.... o_o
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:22 am
I hope no one came up with these:
Vincent: *singing* I'm so pretty, oh so pretty! Pretty, and witty, and gay!!!
Cloud: *singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....There they are standing in a row! Big ones *points to Aerith*, small ones *points to Yuffie*, some as big as your head! *points to Tifa* Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, That's what Rufus said!
Rufus: Cloud!!!! How can you think of me as some pervert!!! How insulting!
Reno: But sir.....aren't you a pervert?
Rude: It's true! I heard you talking about Tifa's...ahem..."site" last night.
Elena: But sir! I thought we had something going on between us!
Rufus: Screw you all! I'm going to bed!
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:09 pm
PROOF THAT CLOUD DOES NOT WEAR HAIR GEL!!!
~pops video into vcr~
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[Junon Beach]
Cloud: ~hair is flat and hangs down to his shoulders~
Tifa: ~glares at him~
Cloud: What?
Tifa: You look like a girl. =.=
Cloud: Leave me alone. >.>
Barret: Okay Cloud, ready to go up that tower?
Cloud: Not really...
Barret: GOOD!!! ~picks him up and throws him in the water~ Now GO!!!
Cloud: Meh...~swims to nearest tower~
Aeris: NO CLOUD!!! NOT THAT....
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Cloud: ~floats to the beach unconscious~ X_X
Barret: O.o What happened to his hair, its all...spikey now...
Tifa: o.o
Aeris: Tifa? Whats wrong?
Tifa: Hooooooot.....
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