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[Chocobo Ranch]

Could: So...we are gonna sit here, while Meteor is getting closer to annihilating the planet, and while Sephiroth rampages around towns killing people and setting things on fire like the pyro he is...

Yuffie: Uh huh...

Cloud: Just so we can watch two chocobo's having sex to create some inbred spawn of Hades that can run across water...

Yuffie: Uh huh...

Cloud: All, so you can get some ancient barely heard of rumor glorified materia hidden in some dormant volcano somewhere like a bad anime's story line?

Yuffie: Yep! That pretty much sums it up! Or at least it would if these stupid things would mate instead of just standing there!!!

Cloud: Right...Yuffie? Were you ever dropped on your head when you were younger?

Yuffie: Of course! Why do you think I have such ninja like reflexes?

Cloud: That would explain a lot. So...how long does it take these things to...well...you know?

Yuffie: I don't know. But I wish they would hurry up! We don't have all century! The planet is about to die you know!!! So you better get it while you can!

M Chocobo: .....

F Chocobo: .....

Yuffie: Fine! Be that way!!! ~turns and walks away~

Cloud: Ahem... O.o()

Yuffie: ~turns back around~ WOOHOO!!!

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[Final Battle]

Sephiroth: You will never defeat me! ~casts Barrier on himself~

Yuffie: Oh yeah! ~casts KOTR~

Sephiroth: Huh? What the hell? Why is everything going red? WAIT!!! WHO ARE YOU!?? NO! NOT THAT! AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYEEEE!!! ANOTHER ONE? OH GOD NO! HE HAS ULTIMA!?!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT YOU CHEATING *(%$#&!!? WHERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM!?!? WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AYAYAYAYAAYAAA! THAT HURT! WAS THAT A METEOR!? ONLY I CAN DO THAT!!! YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS!!! NOOOOOOOOOO HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE!?!?!?

Cloud: ....

Yuffie: Say it.

Cloud: No...

Yuffie: Say it.

Cloud: ALRIGHT!!! ~sighs~ Yuffie is the best ninja in the whole world, and she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and if she wasn't underage then I'd date her in a heartbeat. >_>

Yuffie: And?

Cloud: Grrr...And...you were right about the materia.

Yuffie: Yay!!! I love you too Cloud!!! ~hugs~

Cloud: "Quick! Bite his ankles!!!"

Vincent:I'm done being emo I wanna look at life with a happy perspective wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*skips down the road happy and non emo*

cloud: meteors are pretty... a look its getting closer
(BOOM meteor hits)

Quite possible the funniest thing I've seen/heared/read all week.

Yuffie surprised w this pointy thing hurts I'm gonna get a new weapon this shurikan sucks*hurls it away and it accidently kills Sephiroth*.
Yuffie:OMG I KILLED SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!!
Cloud:Yuffie you did it hey everyone Yuffie killed sephiroth.
Everyone:thats great Yuffie lets go and have a party in your honor*carries Yuffie off to go party*
Yuffie surprised k I'm not sure what I did so I'm gonna roll with it*parties with everyone*

Cloud:I FEEL SO PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY!!-skips around in a dress-

Sephiroth:JENOVA is not my mother in any way and like I totally like the humans like totally..And I think they should like rule the world!

Cloud:Hairgel is soooo over rated..

Vincent:Lecrecia you SUCK!!Yeah I said it i finally said it you suck!!!NOW I'M GONNA GO HAVE BEER GET SO DRUNK THAT YUFFIE HAS LITTLE NINJA BABIES!!-runs off with anti-depressants-


Angeal:Got any twos?
Zack:GO FISH!!!-glances through Clouds-One moment Cloud needs mental advice.STOP BEING SO GODDARN EmO!!!!!
Clodu:I think god is talking to me!!!-dances around and reclines head-

CLoud: *scarfing down food*
Everyone: *stares*
Cloud: *looks up* Whaat? My hair needs nutrients to be as beautiful, sexy, and dangerous as it is! Not to mention a major baabe magnet!

Yuffie: THE FANBOYS ARE COMING!
Tifa: shhh they can sense fear!
Aeris: If they can sense fear whats the point of being quiet?
Yuffie:...
Tifa:.....
Aeris:....
Yuffie:RUUUN!

Cloud: BANNANAS!
Sephiroth:STRAWBERRIES
Cloud: Nooo BANNANAS!
Sephiroth: ABsolutly not! STRAWBERRIES
Zack: Why don't we just get blueberries?
Sephiroth and Cloud: NOOO! *storm out the grocery store*