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 Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:33 pm
(Vincent to Cid after Aeris is stabbed. Because thats who I had in my party at the time.)
"Well, this is going to be awkward."
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:22 pm
Cloud (after Aeris dies): Hey, Seph! HIGH FIVE!!(Borat Style)
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:13 pm
Cloud: " I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! Oh so witty and gitty and GAY!!! "
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:39 pm
Sephiroth: This song is dedicated to my one true love....the ladies.
(They Might Be Giants pwns!!!!)
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:54 pm
Tifa: I hate my boobs.... I wish I never got any plastic surgery...
( I don not hate Tifa! Just thought I'd put it! And They Might Be Giants indeed do rule! )
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:03 pm
(Cloud) YAY! AERITH IS DEAD! -dances around-
(Yuffie) -slits wrists, dresses emo, wears a lot of eyeliner, and listens to MCR while posting emo pictures on MySpace-
(Sephiroth) Hojo. . I. . I LUBB YOU!
(Reno) I'm gonna go to AA meetings every day!
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:52 am
Sephiroth: " Screw the Promised Land! And Jenova for that matter! "
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:21 am
sephiroth surprised k cloud lets just make peace abd say none of this ever happend
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:23 am
Cloud: Why did you have to die aerith? WHY?!?!?
Aerith: Cloud, I'm not de- hey what are yo- *gargle*
Cloud: You cant talk, you dead!
(at the lake lol)
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:13 pm
this takes place at costal del sol.
Tifa:Cloud,Hand me the suntan lotion!!
Cloud: Sure..(hand her coppertone lotion..)
(as minute Tifa puts coppertone lotion,RedXIII drags tifa in the water!)
Tifa: RedXIII,what do you think you are doing?!
RedXII:I don't know.. umm...I saw the stupid coppertone lotion and I thought drag you inthe water!
Tifa: CLOUD!! you grab the wrong Lotion!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:26 am
Sephiroth: I pity you all. Do you think you have the skill to beat ME, Sephiroth th Gre-
Barret: *Barret shoots with the little bit of energy he had left*
Sephiroth: stressed Geh...erg...Bu-Bullets...My...My only weakness. How did you...know...*falls to the ground*
Cloud: Barret! What have you done!?
Barret: I thought we were suppo-
Tifa: How could you! *Runs over to Sephiroth* Hang in there, please stay with us.
Areis: HE HASN'T EVEN KILLED ME YET! THANKS A LOT YOU DORK!
Barret: I...I-I'm confu-
Vincent: How would YOU like it if I were to just shoot you? Would like it would you? You c**t!
Barret: emo
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:52 am
Sephiroth: I'm thinkin of a haircut possibly a buzz cut.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:02 pm
Cloud: Okay, everyone ready?
Sephiroth: *Hums*
Everyone: Yeah!
Cloud: Okay. One... two... five!
Vincent: Three.
Cloud: Thank you. THREE!
**Everyone throws coconuts at Seph**
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOO! Coconuts! Allergies! BWAHHH!!!! *Thud*
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:17 am
((when Areis is about to be killed))
Seph: hehehe... im gonna kill this little whore...! she raped my dog... ill never see spot run again! *cries*
Cloud: Nuh uh! *Stabs Seph*
Seph: no! i must avenge spot! no... *dies*
Aeris: is he STILL on about that?
Cloud: what?
Aeris surprised h, i raped and murdered his dog last week...
Cloud: ... *Grabs seph's sword and stabs aeris* stupid whore...
Aeris: no!... just... dont throw me into a lake!
Cloud: I might just do that... *chucks her into lake*
Aeris: NOOOO!!! *starts sizzling and burns up into ash.
Cloud: *Takes out some booze and raises it up* To Seph and Spot... oh how the good die young...
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:11 pm
Sephiroth: I like ponies.
Sephiroth: My hair is like so much better than yours, I use herbal essences.
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