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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:50 pm

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Vincent: ......I have mad vampire skills.

lol, priceless.

Cloud: Tifa?
Tifa: Yes Cloud?
Cloud: I've been thinking...
Tifa: yes...? *looks at Cloud expectantly*
Cloud: ...have you ever seen a baby Chocobo before?
Tifa: .......Y'know? I havent! Lets go find one!
*Cloud and the gang break into the Shinra building*
Cloud: Alright! Where are you keeping them!? Where are they!?
Shinra Employee: Sir, we dont know what you're talking ab-
Cloud: Shut up! *shoots employee* Lets see if we cant find anything in Hojo's lab!

*50 minutes of random battles later.*

Barret: What were those squishy monsters about?
Tifa: Who cares? Lets find us a Chocobo.

*5 minutes of searching*

Vincent: I found something.
*Everyone looks inside Jenova's pod thing.*
Vincent: What the hell is it?
Cloud: I dunno, but its got a boob.
*Red XIII jumps from out of nowhere.*
Red XIII: Roar, and all that.
Vincent: Eek! *shoots Red*
Red XIII: Heal plz.
Vincent: Oops. Sorry.
Red XIII: Hey, my dad's a rock. Life sucks that way.
Cloud: Well, i give up. I cant find a Chocobo anywhere.
Tifa: Do big squishy zombeis count?
Cloud: Holy carp!
The Zombie Boss Monster Thing: Ungh.
Vincent: Eek! *shoots it*
TZBMT: My blood hurts. *dies*
Cloud: Good work Vincent.
Vincent: ...lol! *faints*

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:55 pm

~Real Life Situation~

Cloud: *Playing Resident Evil 4* b***h! Zombies coming up the hell right now!!! LET GO OF THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER!!! Die! DIE!!!

Barret: ...Cloud, lets go out walking. You need a break from that game.

Cloud: THEY KILLED ASHLEY!!! *Throws controller at the TV and it bounces back and hits him in the face* MY LIP!!!

Barret: *Laughing wildly* Phew, that was good! But hey man, let's go to Taco Bell! Vincent's working today. We can check up on him.

Cloud: Sure...I think I only have $6 in nickles.

Barret: That's good let's just go see Vincent.

Vincent: *Getting orders ready from behind the counter and he see's Cloud and Barret walk in* Uh oh...Hey Ashley! Go chop chose tomatos for me; use the biggest over sized knife we have *imitates Cloud slashing his sword as he explains* and then rinse them off with that water jet to get them cleaner *imitates Barret shooting his gun arm*

Cloud & Barret: YOU b*****d!!!

Barret: I'm gonna order a burrito and then we can leave; that'll take all the money I have on me just for the burrito alone.

Cloud: HEY! Let's stack up on hot sause packets and drink them as we walk back!

Barret: Dude, it's hot outside, we're both wearing all black, we both have on jackets, and we're walking on black tops that attrack heat.

Cloud: ...OK?

Barret: Sounds like a plan to me! *After making his purchase they leave and begin crossing the street* Hey the lights green, we better hurry. *They begin the run and the burreto falls on the road as busy traffic drives by it* eek AH!!! MY BURRITO!!! crying I GOTTA GET IT! I GOTTA GET IT!!!

Random Old Man: ^.^ Aw, I sure love the young ones. Hey young guys!

Barret: scream SHUT UP OLD MAN!!! gonk MY BURRITO! MY BURRITO!!!

Cloud: *On the ground laughing from this whole situation* Want me go get it?

Barret: (In a crying scream from the sight of cars nearly hitting his burrito) NO!!!

Cloud: *Runs into busy traffic, grabs the burrito and throws it to Barret* Let's get out of here! That old man is coming for us!!!

Random Old Man: GET BACK HERE!

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:21 pm

*Aerith reaches out to Cloud* *Cloud reaches up, all shocked and happy thinking he'll be able to kill Bahamut with her help-*

Aerith: Psych!!! *pulls hand away*

Cloud: 0_0 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... *falls*

Aerith: That's what you get for letting me DIE. Freaking retard.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:57 pm

Sephiroth: *About to stab Aerith* ROFL I w1ll pwn j00 n0wz!!!111elevenone
*Aerih's eyes pop open and moves out of the way, Sephiroth lands on his face.*
Sephiroth: Ow! omg WTF?!?!
Aerith: Omg? Wtf? PWN?!?! What the hell are you saying? Roffle? Is that even a goddamn word? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!?!
Cloud: Yeah, man. You sound totally gay.
Sephiroth: STFU n00b b4 I fukin hax u!!!
Aerith: *Kicks Sephiroth in the ribs* CUT THAT s**t!
Sephiroth: U fukin n00bs I kno ub3r 1337 hax I will get host and fukin p0wn u all!!
*Vincent walks up and shoot Sephiroth eight times in the face.*
Vincent: There... Thank god...
Sephiroth: Ha ha, pathetic n00bs!!!!
Cloud: Damn!
Aerith: HOLY s**t!!!
Vincent: ********, I guess he WAS ******** haxing. What a ******** n00b.
Aerith: OH LORD IT'S SPREADING!
Cloud: *Chops Vincent's head off* Run! Before we're infect3d!!! Oh g0d! I'm turning 1337!!!!11 A3rith, RUUUUUN!!!!11111elevenone
*aerith runs as Cloud takes the Vincent's gun and shoots Sephiroth then himself*

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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:12 am

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Sephiroth: *About to stab Aerith* ROFL I w1ll pwn j00 n0wz!!!111elevenone
*Aerih's eyes pop open and moves out of the way, Sephiroth lands on his face.*
Sephiroth: Ow! omg WTF?!?!
Aerith: Omg? Wtf? PWN?!?! What the hell are you saying? Roffle? Is that even a goddamn word? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!?!
Cloud: Yeah, man. You sound totally gay.
Sephiroth: STFU n00b b4 I fukin hax u!!!
Aerith: *Kicks Sephiroth in the ribs* CUT THAT s**t!
Sephiroth: U fukin n00bs I kno ub3r 1337 hax I will get host and fukin p0wn u all!!
*Vincent walks up and shoot Sephiroth eight times in the face.*
Vincent: There... Thank god...
Sephiroth: Ha ha, pathetic n00bs!!!!
Cloud: Damn!
Aerith: HOLY s**t!!!
Vincent: ********, I guess he WAS ******** haxing. What a ******** n00b.
Aerith: OH LORD IT'S SPREADING!
Cloud: *Chops Vincent's head off* Run! Before we're infect3d!!! Oh g0d! I'm turning 1337!!!!11 A3rith, RUUUUUN!!!!11111elevenone
*aerith runs as Cloud takes the Vincent's gun and shoots Sephiroth then himself*

That...was legendary. XD

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:25 pm

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Sephiroth: *About to stab Aerith* ROFL I w1ll pwn j00 n0wz!!!111elevenone
*Aerih's eyes pop open and moves out of the way, Sephiroth lands on his face.*
Sephiroth: Ow! omg WTF?!?!
Aerith: Omg? Wtf? PWN?!?! What the hell are you saying? Roffle? Is that even a goddamn word? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!?!
Cloud: Yeah, man. You sound totally gay.
Sephiroth: STFU n00b b4 I fukin hax u!!!
Aerith: *Kicks Sephiroth in the ribs* CUT THAT s**t!
Sephiroth: U fukin n00bs I kno ub3r 1337 hax I will get host and fukin p0wn u all!!
*Vincent walks up and shoot Sephiroth eight times in the face.*
Vincent: There... Thank god...
Sephiroth: Ha ha, pathetic n00bs!!!!
Cloud: Damn!
Aerith: HOLY s**t!!!
Vincent: ********, I guess he WAS ******** haxing. What a ******** n00b.
Aerith: OH LORD IT'S SPREADING!
Cloud: *Chops Vincent's head off* Run! Before we're infect3d!!! Oh g0d! I'm turning 1337!!!!11 A3rith, RUUUUUN!!!!11111elevenone
*aerith runs as Cloud takes the Vincent's gun and shoots Sephiroth then himself*

That...was legendary. XD

Thank you. *bows a little* I try.

[.Psycho.Doughboy.]

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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:25 pm

Cloud surprised k everyone I am now emo.
Cait Sith:............................................................................again

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:34 pm

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*Aerith reaches out to Cloud* *Cloud reaches up, all shocked and happy thinking he'll be able to kill Bahamut with her help-*

Aerith: Psych!!! *pulls hand away*

Cloud: 0_0 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... *falls*

Aerith: That's what you get for letting me DIE. Freaking retard.

LMAO! Man, that's awesome, hahaha!

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:31 pm

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*Aerith reaches out to Cloud* *Cloud reaches up, all shocked and happy thinking he'll be able to kill Bahamut with her help-*

Aerith: Psych!!! *pulls hand away*

Cloud: 0_0 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... *falls*

Aerith: That's what you get for letting me DIE. Freaking retard.

LMAO! Man, that's awesome, hahaha!

Thank you!

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It came to me one night... *stares blankly*

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:04 pm

Sephiroth: I will destroy you all.
Cloud: b***h, hells no! You gotta dance-off for it! Cause I tango ********! *grabs Tifa and dances the tango*
Sephiroth: *crying* I don't know how to dance! MOMMA NEVER LET ME!! I WANTED TO BE A DIRTY DANCER!! WAHHH!!*runs away*
Cloud and Tifa: Oh my god...Sephiroth went emo...

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:12 pm

[cloud]I will eat 20 muffins if you dont give me materia! domokun

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:38 am

aeris: cloud i brought you these flowers in hopes of cheering you up
cloud: thank you ill cherish them always
tifa: oh HELL no i know you aint hitting on my man!
aeris: YOUR man b***h please (starts taking off earrings)
tifa:b***h oh ill show you a b***h (takes off earrings and tightens gloves)
meanwhile cloud has taken a seat and wide eyed with excitement

30 seconds later, aeris is face down on the ground

tifa:now you better remember that next time you wanna come messing around with MY man

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[.Psycho.Doughboy.]

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:01 pm

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aeris: cloud i brought you these flowers in hopes of cheering you up
cloud: thank you ill cherish them always
tifa: oh HELL no i know you aint hitting on my man!
aeris: YOUR man b***h please (starts taking off earrings)
tifa:b***h oh ill show you a b***h (takes off earrings and tightens gloves)
meanwhile cloud has taken a seat and wide eyed with excitement

30 seconds later, aeris is face down on the ground

tifa:now you better remember that next time you wanna come messing around with MY man

*All the other characters grab seats and eat popcorn, watching the fight.*
Yuffie: Where the hell's the mud?!?!!
*Everyone looks at yuffie*
Yuffie: Ummmm... Nevermind.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:14 pm

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/169933
Play through the mini game to get movies, they apply so much to here.

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:31 pm

Tifa:"You mean he's a insect!"
Barret:"He is! Get the bug net lets catch him"
Pulls out a net and jumps off the ship.
Barret(Hi pitched):"Weeeeeeeee!!!"
Vincent:"That jump was so cool"
Cid:"Yes, I do believe you are correct. It was indoubtfully a very nice jump. Come on every one lets jump!"
The rest jumping(Hi pitched):"Weeeeee!!!!

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