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 Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:54 am
Tifa: ~plays FFVII~ Holy crap! Do I really look that slutty!?
((No offense to any Tifa fans))
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:37 am
I had to do the 1st one^_^ Tell me if it's good or bad please
Sephiroth: Hey Cloud. Oh goody your Geostigma's gone. (Huggs Cloud)
Cloud: Tifa should I cut my hair?
Tifa: Why are you asking that?
Cloud: Everyone keeps on saying that it looks like the back end of a Chocobo.
Tifa: Don't worry Cloud. It does look like a Chocobo's a**.
Cloud: Thanks alot Tifa (sarcastic)
Tifa:Maby you could get it dyed too. Blond is so girly. Maby you should colour it silver like Sephiroth's and get some green contact lenses.
Cloud: Ok...bie! (Cloud legs it)
blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:10 am
Sephiroth: damn it cloud! no one was supposed to know that this is a wig!!!
Cloud:*runs off with Sephiroth's hair. Sephiroth is completely bald*
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:49 am
vincent: ok so i need milk juice and....
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:44 am
Sephiroth: no mother it wasnt me i sware cloud made me do it
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:32 pm
Yuffie- turns to richest man in the world and says "I don't want to steal from you"
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:41 pm
Lady Rue *Vincent in a cheerleading outfit* *yell* Hey cloud your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, Hey cloud hay hay.. hay Cloud!!!! YEAH! *spirts milk out nose* holy crap Vincent in a cheerleading outfit would scar me for life
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:18 pm
Aeris: (SPOILER while Aeris is walking away at the end of AC) Cloud, I have something to tell you...you are such a NOOB.
Cloud: (runs away crying like a little girl.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:27 pm
Sephiroth: Bwahahahahahahahahah...*cough *cough...aha..ahahahah..oh, I give up.
Cloud: Shut up, fat boy!
Barret: I'm not fat! I'm massively plump.
Sephiroth: (in the bathroom) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts.
Zack: eek
Sephiroth: I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my littern (I don't know what this word is in the song) on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk.
Sephiroth: (gets hit with a bar of soap.)
Hojo: Be quiet! Can't you see that an old man is trying to sleep here?! young wipper snappers these days...
Sephiroth: Yes daddy, sorry daddy.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:59 pm
((Yes! I did get it from Cloud's Dream! And so did I, again, with this little number!))
Cloud: *Perfect landing after a cool looking somersault in the air* ...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Luffy the cat eats Cloud with the DUN dun....DUN dun...sound*
(My own original piece)
Cloud: Whoah!!!!! Man...what a weird dream! I dreamed that I was a man-whore and would do anything for money....I was deprived of emotion and all emo like. Not to mention quiet.
Aerith: You're like that now, darling.
Cloud: ....uh? How did you get-
Aerith: I paid for my fun, ok? Do you know how hard it is to get you in bed?
Cloud: ......um...... 0///0
Aerith: .....grrr....come on! Let's go again! *Hops onto Cloud*
Cloud: Ahhh! *All girlish-like* Help help! Rape rape!!
Aerith: Quiet, you!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:14 pm
~8 Mile Final Fantasy~
MC Valentine: Yo Yo Yo peeps, listed up. YO! Get quiet! Motha- *Shoots a hole through the ceiling* Ok yo! We at the last bout. Yo yo yo, give it up, yo, fo my home boy and fellow gangsta, Cloudy Fizzle-Shank Strife!
Cloudy FSS: *Trying to strike a gangsta pose* cool Sup Homies. It was like that, and now it's this and uh yo baby yo, fo-sho. *Crowd cheering wildly*
MC Valentine: Ok yo! And his challenga, Barret Motha-Fuh-hin' Wal~lace!!!
Barret: The hell yall call me to this dusty a** place for? Cloud!? What the hell happen to you!?
Cloudy FSS: cool Yo yo yo, it's all about the Wess Sy-eee-da.
Barret: eek What the fu-
MC Valentine: DJ WOOF WOOF! SPIN THAT s**t! *Red X Starts to DJ a hot beat*
Cloudy FSS: Yo Yo, Check this out yo, yo! I'mma, talk about cha mama-
Barret: *Cuts off Cloud at that line* OH NO YOU AIEN'T!!!
Cloudy FSS: *Music scratches and it gets silent*...oh......well...I um...
Barret: I DONE TOLD YOU ABOUT TRYING TO TALK ABOUT MY MAMA!!! *Picks Cloud up by his neck and strangles him as he takes him back stage*
Lil Cid: *Out of the completely silent building*.....Man...that's fiz-iz-uck up...
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:14 pm
Sakuya794 ((Yes! I did get it from Cloud's Dream! And so did I, again, with this little number!)) Cloud: *Perfect landing after a cool looking somersault in the air* ... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Luffy the cat eats Cloud with the DUN dun....DUN dun...sound* (My own original piece) Cloud: Whoah!!!!! Man...what a weird dream! I dreamed that I was a man-whore and would do anything for money....I was deprived of emotion and all emo like. Not to mention quiet. Aerith: You're like that now, darling. Cloud: ....uh? How did you get- Aerith: I paid for my fun, ok? Do you know how hard it is to get you in bed? Cloud: ......um...... 0///0 Aerith: .....grrr....come on! Let's go again! *Hops onto Cloud* Cloud: Ahhh! *All girlish-like* Help help! Rape rape!! Aerith: Quiet, you!!! Oh my god! I absolutely LOVE that vid. Especially the end when Cloud's picture is in that year book and then the song with the lyrics, "Don't you, forget about me."
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:44 pm
Cloud: I...I....I can't lift my sword.
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Cloud: Who am I?
*clock ticking*
Cloud: Now I remember! I'm Zack!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:27 pm
Cloud: 0.0x ORO!!!!
Tifa: Hey! You can't say Oro! You're not Kenshin!!!!! scream
Vincent: *in front of a mirror* hmm...I don't know if this'll work...I'm kinda nervous.
Yuffie: Don't be! You'll be great!!
Vincent: *Deep breath* Alright! I'm going on!!
**Spotlights on Vincent**
Vincent: *With a mic.* Baby, you're all that I want! When you're lying here in my arms; I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Heaven!!!!!
Aerith: OMG! Vincent!!!! Sign my breasts!!!! I love you!!!
Tifa: No! Sign mine!
Yuffie: I knew he'd be a lady-killer! *Thumbs up* mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:09 pm
Zack: (gets shot multiple times by shinra)
Cloud: OMG! They killed Zack!
Zack: (gets up) Ha! You can't kill me! I'm immortal!
(gets shot again then gets up.)
Zack: I can do this all day!
five hours and 50 shots later
Zack: you can stop that now...
1 hour and 10 shots later...
Zack: For the love of Pete! Just stop that!
(gets shot by a drunk Reno)
Zack: F#$&!!!
Sorry guys, just not into it right now...
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