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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:09 pm
ED currently looks like some kind of sea-salt goddess.
I'm not entirely sure a supersized J can crush that. xd
ED wins.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:55 pm
Cookie, intrepid skimpy adventurer extraordinaire, has ventured into a cave to find the legendary hoard of the dragon! But it is not an easy trip, as the cave is riddled with the dragons traps! Using his sex-o-vision to put things in bullet time, he is able to easily dodge arrow traps, punji pits, falling rocks, and poisonous spiders!
Finally, he arrives at the treasure room, the hoard of gold piled in the center. Cookie's eyes light up with excitement, knowing the other archaeologists will get what's coming to them for ridiculing his outfit so many times in the past.
But the dragon, Elemental Draconis (That is a scientific name) jumps forth from behind the treasure, staring down Cookie! Will our brave and bold adventurer survive?
The dragon spouts a burst of flame at the intruder! Cookie reacts quickly and activates his sex-o-vision! But oh no! He has depleted his supply of energy and cannot enter bullet time! He tries to normally dodge but, alas, is too slow and is turned into crispy bacon.
A shame. he could have really showed this off to his colleagues, but instead he is dragon food.
ED has emerged victorious and holds the treasure for many a millenia.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:31 pm
I think the demon cookie wins
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:48 pm
Tonn has horns.... HORNS!
BUuuuuutttt, KAos has a large sword, whilst tonn has no weapon...
KAos wins this one. even with those awesome horns.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:36 am
Once again, the red-faced conqueror marches forth to complete the battle yet left unfinished. The sapphire queen waits expectantly in the depths of her cavern, surrounded by glistening but silent waters. Muted by distance, the song of a single loamic sylph can be heard echoing against the walls, weaving through shadows and smooth cave walls and tightening the air between a hero and his scaled mistress.
Before long the sound of clanging metal against rock and furious shouts ring out to meet the eerie sylph-song. Kaos is drenched, defending swipes and bats from dangerously vengeful claws. She's relentless. Nobody who wrongs the Blue Dragon gets out alive, and this time would be no exception.
Cornered, no place to run, Kaos battles to exhaustion. He's certainly dealt his fair share of damage, but she's too powerful. Even limping, she bears her title with delicate poise. It isn't much longer before he's pinned against the wall, empty-handed and faint with blood-loss.
She lets the sylph-song orchestrate his last moments, letting the dread pour through his depleting veins. Leaning closer, she whispers in his ear the 'coup de grace';
"My boobs are -still-....bigger than yours.....b***h"
ED wins. blaugh
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:55 am
Medeus puts up one hell of a fight, but ED has many magical artifacts in her hoard of treasure, she uses one or two of them to defeat him
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:09 pm
A warrior of crimson blood is no match for a conqueror of the blackest night.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:36 am
Elemental Draconis Tonn has horns.... HORNS! BUuuuuutttt, KAos has a large sword, whilst tonn has no weapon... KAos wins this one. even with those awesome horns.  Don't give me that s**t that this isn't a weapon.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:41 pm
Tonberry Crunch Elemental Draconis Tonn has horns.... HORNS! BUuuuuutttt, KAos has a large sword, whilst tonn has no weapon... KAos wins this one. even with those awesome horns.
~Ignore this post~
Oh, I didn't realise you had a whip.
I couldn't see it on my aunt's iPad, sorry.
Still big bad sword chops it this time. >.>; *trying to stick with my previous post win so I don't jave to edit it*
*laaaazzzzyyyy*
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:27 am
BOTH FIGHTERS ARE PUNY BABIES BUT MAYBE KAOS HAS EDGE IN FIGHT
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:45 am
...... I wanna say Cookie....
I really do...
But... large guns. I'm sure there's a bazooka stashed somewhere there. They make big booms and lots of fire. 8D
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:05 am
Elemental Draconis ...... I wanna say Cookie....
I really do...
But... large guns. I'm sure there's a bazooka stashed somewhere there. They make big booms and lots of fire. 8D  He only has a giant gatling gun and a shotgun. Just saying. 8D
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:28 am
Decavolty Elemental Draconis ...... I wanna say Cookie....
I really do...
But... large guns. I'm sure there's a bazooka stashed somewhere there. They make big booms and lots of fire. 8D He only has a giant gatling gun and a shotgun. Just saying. 8D If it helps even things out, I do have a cannon.
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:51 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:57 am
I would say the dragon queen wins this one
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